the goldfish from pinocchio would have been different if she lived in philly wooder
February 12, 2026 at 5:55 AM
the goldfish from pinocchio would have been different if she lived in philly wooder
my mom has never been a full-on “wooder” but she’s definitely a “wuh-dur” (I’m more of a “waugh-der” myself)
February 12, 2026 at 2:15 AM
my mom has never been a full-on “wooder” but she’s definitely a “wuh-dur” (I’m more of a “waugh-der” myself)
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Federal prosecutors say a multi-year, multi-million-dollar sports betting scheme infiltrated professional and college basketball — from China to Philly.
In this episode of Wooder Cooler, The Inquirer's Chris Palmer and @mikesielski.bsky.social analyze the case.
In this episode of Wooder Cooler, The Inquirer's Chris Palmer and @mikesielski.bsky.social analyze the case.
February 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Federal prosecutors say a multi-year, multi-million-dollar sports betting scheme infiltrated professional and college basketball — from China to Philly.
In this episode of Wooder Cooler, The Inquirer's Chris Palmer and @mikesielski.bsky.social analyze the case.
In this episode of Wooder Cooler, The Inquirer's Chris Palmer and @mikesielski.bsky.social analyze the case.
i wish i had some sorbet.
glad i’ll be able to experience wooder ice again this spring/summer.
glad i’ll be able to experience wooder ice again this spring/summer.
February 10, 2026 at 12:35 AM
i wish i had some sorbet.
glad i’ll be able to experience wooder ice again this spring/summer.
glad i’ll be able to experience wooder ice again this spring/summer.
“Yeah there’s a lot of wooder under there” -facilities guy
February 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
“Yeah there’s a lot of wooder under there” -facilities guy
Lololol what
Task came on after The Pitt was over and the amount of Philly references Mark Ruffalo made in a few sentences was certainly something.
“I made some scrapple. I’ll stop by the Acme after work. I can come by for some wooder ice.”
I’m laughing because yes those are… words.
Task came on after The Pitt was over and the amount of Philly references Mark Ruffalo made in a few sentences was certainly something.
“I made some scrapple. I’ll stop by the Acme after work. I can come by for some wooder ice.”
I’m laughing because yes those are… words.
February 8, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Lololol what
Task came on after The Pitt was over and the amount of Philly references Mark Ruffalo made in a few sentences was certainly something.
“I made some scrapple. I’ll stop by the Acme after work. I can come by for some wooder ice.”
I’m laughing because yes those are… words.
Task came on after The Pitt was over and the amount of Philly references Mark Ruffalo made in a few sentences was certainly something.
“I made some scrapple. I’ll stop by the Acme after work. I can come by for some wooder ice.”
I’m laughing because yes those are… words.
You mean wooder?
February 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
You mean wooder?
TASK verdict: Good show. Several actors doing phenomenal work. I loved Tom Pelphrey on BANSHEE and he did a great job in this. Wooder. Dorder.
February 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
TASK verdict: Good show. Several actors doing phenomenal work. I loved Tom Pelphrey on BANSHEE and he did a great job in this. Wooder. Dorder.
It’s not the same. It’s the wooder that’s different
February 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
It’s not the same. It’s the wooder that’s different
"AWOO~ Your cunt is so hungry for my cock, birdy!"
"STOP calling it THAT, ya uneducated dimwit MUTT! Just do it!"
#AI #AIArt #furry #furryart #anthro #avian #eagle #Aoba #Beastars #wolf #アオバ #ビースターズ #Kemono #anime #gay #sex #nsfw #cloaca #cloacal #penetration #canine #interspecies #creampie #orgasm
"STOP calling it THAT, ya uneducated dimwit MUTT! Just do it!"
#AI #AIArt #furry #furryart #anthro #avian #eagle #Aoba #Beastars #wolf #アオバ #ビースターズ #Kemono #anime #gay #sex #nsfw #cloaca #cloacal #penetration #canine #interspecies #creampie #orgasm
February 2, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Fucken Landry texting me three times a day that I shouldn’t drive because it’s gonna be cold in Shreveport, but nothing about berlin’ ma wooder
February 2, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Fucken Landry texting me three times a day that I shouldn’t drive because it’s gonna be cold in Shreveport, but nothing about berlin’ ma wooder
I feel like the Philly accent that turns water into wooder should turn otter into ooder.
January 31, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I feel like the Philly accent that turns water into wooder should turn otter into ooder.
Wooder Ice (/wo͝oded/ /īs/)
Each spring, South Philadelphia residents gather to shear the Phillie Phanatic. His fur is then collected, frozen, and mixed with sugar to create this delectable, redundantly named treat.
Each spring, South Philadelphia residents gather to shear the Phillie Phanatic. His fur is then collected, frozen, and mixed with sugar to create this delectable, redundantly named treat.
A Glossary of Philadelphia Slang
Jawn (/jôn/) A term used by New York transplants to pander to locals and/or cynically promote their recently opened boutique, restaurant, or bakery...
buff.ly
January 30, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Wooder Ice (/wo͝oded/ /īs/)
Each spring, South Philadelphia residents gather to shear the Phillie Phanatic. His fur is then collected, frozen, and mixed with sugar to create this delectable, redundantly named treat.
Each spring, South Philadelphia residents gather to shear the Phillie Phanatic. His fur is then collected, frozen, and mixed with sugar to create this delectable, redundantly named treat.
Seen in Boston, MA.
January 28, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Seen in Boston, MA.
Wooder is the correct pronunciation.
Pat's and Geno's are bullshit tourist crap. The best is... Yes... Around the corner from where my mom grew up in South Phila.
Pat's and Geno's are bullshit tourist crap. The best is... Yes... Around the corner from where my mom grew up in South Phila.
January 28, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Wooder is the correct pronunciation.
Pat's and Geno's are bullshit tourist crap. The best is... Yes... Around the corner from where my mom grew up in South Phila.
Pat's and Geno's are bullshit tourist crap. The best is... Yes... Around the corner from where my mom grew up in South Phila.
That’s wooder ice actually
January 27, 2026 at 4:45 PM
That’s wooder ice actually
If ICE thinks they will get what they want from a potential Philadelphia deployment they are supremely mistaken. ICE is not Philly’s jawn.
They like wooder ice, not ICE
They like wooder ice, not ICE
January 27, 2026 at 12:46 AM
If ICE thinks they will get what they want from a potential Philadelphia deployment they are supremely mistaken. ICE is not Philly’s jawn.
They like wooder ice, not ICE
They like wooder ice, not ICE
i'm personally anti-gun, and think 2A needs to be rewritten, but this is what it's there for, the tyranny is here, we need more of this. all power to the black panthers and john brown comrades doing what i will always be too much a coward to do.
the only ice welcome in philly is wooder
the only ice welcome in philly is wooder
It's happening!
The Black Panthers are now showing up to protests. Their duty? To protect protestors ❤️
The Black Panthers are now showing up to protests. Their duty? To protect protestors ❤️
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
i'm personally anti-gun, and think 2A needs to be rewritten, but this is what it's there for, the tyranny is here, we need more of this. all power to the black panthers and john brown comrades doing what i will always be too much a coward to do.
the only ice welcome in philly is wooder
the only ice welcome in philly is wooder
I actually find Philly people there to be very nice.
I visit a lot because I attend boohoogles of concerts.
Employees at restaurants or hotels or wherever are typically more thoughtful and friendly and helpful than most.
Still weirds me to hear them call water "wooder", though! 😄
I visit a lot because I attend boohoogles of concerts.
Employees at restaurants or hotels or wherever are typically more thoughtful and friendly and helpful than most.
Still weirds me to hear them call water "wooder", though! 😄
January 26, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I actually find Philly people there to be very nice.
I visit a lot because I attend boohoogles of concerts.
Employees at restaurants or hotels or wherever are typically more thoughtful and friendly and helpful than most.
Still weirds me to hear them call water "wooder", though! 😄
I visit a lot because I attend boohoogles of concerts.
Employees at restaurants or hotels or wherever are typically more thoughtful and friendly and helpful than most.
Still weirds me to hear them call water "wooder", though! 😄
It was in the wooder.
January 26, 2026 at 12:17 PM
It was in the wooder.
My folks are from Philly and I spent my summers down the shore. I’m all about that smoke.
Fuck ICE (except wooder ice)!
Fuck ICE (except wooder ice)!
January 26, 2026 at 10:30 AM
My folks are from Philly and I spent my summers down the shore. I’m all about that smoke.
Fuck ICE (except wooder ice)!
Fuck ICE (except wooder ice)!
They're so far up their own asses. Jawn wooder Big Dom cheesesteak Hitchbot blah blah blah
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
They're so far up their own asses. Jawn wooder Big Dom cheesesteak Hitchbot blah blah blah
