#WhatHaveIbecome
Not me giving my grandchildren mini bags of sweets to stop them whining as I load them into the car for school/nursery.... #WhatHaveIBecome #EndJustifiesTheMeans
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 AM
This is what my life has come to....
Performing Video editing on #davinchiresolve simultaneously on two separate systems....

#fpvlife #photographer #whathaveibecome #whathasmylifebecome #videoediting #roguephoenix #roguephoenixproductions
September 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Of ik Siri heb toegeschreeuwd dat ze gvd discomuziek moet draaien en GEEN Slaughter to Prevail en nu in m'n nakie @dennismons.bsky.social zn vloer aan het renoveren ben?

Fuck yes

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September 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Keine drei Augustiner und ich habe Schluckauf. #WhatHaveIBecome
April 24, 2024 at 6:41 PM
I am finally turning into my mother - just heard myself chuntering about kids in the street outside doing wheelies into oncoming traffic and playing loud music. #WhatHaveIBecome #OfficiallyMiddleAged #KidsToday
November 22, 2024 at 8:03 PM
July 28, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I bought my dog a doggie sleeping bag. #WhatHaveIbecome #CrazyDogLady
November 19, 2024 at 8:24 AM
Me to kindergartener as I was tucking him in: “I thought of lots of fun new math games for tomorrow!” Him: “Yeeeeeey!” #WhatHaveIBecome
January 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Data entry and 7am on a Saturday morning!! #whathaveibecome
December 1, 2024 at 6:46 PM
"...a windchill as low as 10F" I am so excited about this. THIS! #whathaveIbecome #theansweriscold
November 8, 2024 at 10:07 AM
Left w/o cell...Checking 3 Email accts, FB and Twitter all day to see if anyone needed to reach me. but what if they text? #whathaveibecome
November 22, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Just some Brand New Dryer Porn 😂 I have peaked as a Father now ahah
#LG #DadLife #Whathaveibecome
April 26, 2023 at 9:56 AM
2. I'd bet dollars to donuts it's a flock of Great Tits and a Eurasian Bullfinch. #WhatHaveIBecome
January 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
What the FUCK am I cooking?

For the record, I'm not a foot person, but I can appreciate nice toes.

#sketch #wip #feet #whathaveibecome
October 29, 2024 at 11:19 PM
January 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Staying up late watching reality tv... #whathaveibecome?
November 18, 2024 at 10:24 AM
[S] OH*: "I JUST WANT TO FINISH THE F*$&ING BUDGETING RIGHT NOW. CAN I JUST DO THAT ONE THING IN PEACE?"

*out of my own mouth

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#whathaveibecome
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November 25, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Troof. RT @msemilymccombs: There's something really satisfying about picking dried boogers out of your kid's nose. #whathaveibecome
December 13, 2024 at 4:36 AM
It's Saturday morning, and I’m making a chain maille bracelet, watching medieval TikToks, and I just asked for a butter churner for my birthday. What have I become?
#medievalcore #chainmail #WhatHaveIBecome #CottageCoreChaos
January 25, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I spent $28 for a face powder today. #WhatHaveIBecome #WhoAmI
November 13, 2024 at 7:43 AM
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December 14, 2024 at 6:04 PM
You know what would make a good name for a mixer for gay Asian dudes is "man date of heaven" #whathaveibecome
November 17, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Sleeping with no sheets on my mattress pad. #whathaveibecome
November 23, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Making the prep run for the wife’s verde chicken enchiladas.

We started making one large pan of about a dozen. Tomorrow we’ll make around 40.

It’s not weird that I sing HURT to the enchiladas as we roll them up.

#WhatHaveIBecome
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM