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nynzi.bsky.social
This is building up to a ‘who dun George?’

He’s managing to clock up a series of potential attackers:
Fallon
Kenton
Carpet
Hannah
Damn! Not on my #TheArchersXmasBingo #TheArchers
December 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
herbiepotts.bsky.social
Tony standing in the yard with his tool out ……

That’s one I missed on #TheArchersXmasBingo
#TheArchers
December 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
nynzi.bsky.social
DON’T FORGET!!!
Deadline to post your #TheArchersXmasBingo card is midnight tonight. Have a go, vent your spleen, zone into your inner Mystic Meg or just share your any hopes for some #TheArchers characters. Here are some examples to inspire you.
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
se7potter.bsky.social
YES. You have it! Who has the Orient Express theme on their #TheArchersXmasBingo ?
December 24, 2025 at 11:11 AM
fintantwrong.bsky.social
Can I put this on my #TheArchersXmasBingo card?
December 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
nynzi.bsky.social
Whoah Jon! Pictures and IN COLOUR! 😍 #TheArchersXmasBingo
#TheArchers
jonreed.bsky.social Jon Reed @jonreed.bsky.social · 9d
‘Tis the season, so here’s my #TheArchersXmasBingo card, with my festive predictions. Merry Christmas, tweetalongers! 🚜🎄 #TheArchers #TheArchersBingo
A The Archers Christmas Bingo card with nine squares in a 3 x 3 grid, containing the following text: 1. George slaughters Ed’s sheep while on a tree surgery job, in what becomes known as the Texel Chainsaw Massacre. 2. Pat squishes Tom under a vintage Fergie. 3. Emma discovers a horrific scene, but decides she’d better read it out anyway. 4. One of the insufferably wry women berates one of the men who always sound tired. 5. Alice is visited by three spirits: whisky, gin, and vodka. 6. Mrs Overall inherits Home Farm and is very pleased. 7. Fallon and Chris fetch the sink plunger and wet rags from the sound effects cupboard. 8. David switches on the wireless and gets trapped in a metafiction paradox feedback loop. 9. Helen returns to the Trossachs for Hogmanay, tosses a caber, and makes custard from a packet. The background graphic is a festive countryside scene, with Santa's sleigh pulled by 3 reindeer in the top-right corner and a Christmas tree bottom-right. Other graphical elements illustrate the bingo card, including a chainsaw, a vintage tractor, alcoholic drinks, Mrs Overall, a sink plunger, a radio, and a Scotsman playing bagpipes. At the bottom-left, a sheep, on its back, bears the mark '2025'.
December 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
jonreed.bsky.social
‘Tis the season, so here’s my #TheArchersXmasBingo card, with my festive predictions. Merry Christmas, tweetalongers! 🚜🎄 #TheArchers #TheArchersBingo
A The Archers Christmas Bingo card with nine squares in a 3 x 3 grid, containing the following text: 1. George slaughters Ed’s sheep while on a tree surgery job, in what becomes known as the Texel Chainsaw Massacre. 2. Pat squishes Tom under a vintage Fergie. 3. Emma discovers a horrific scene, but decides she’d better read it out anyway. 4. One of the insufferably wry women berates one of the men who always sound tired. 5. Alice is visited by three spirits: whisky, gin, and vodka. 6. Mrs Overall inherits Home Farm and is very pleased. 7. Fallon and Chris fetch the sink plunger and wet rags from the sound effects cupboard. 8. David switches on the wireless and gets trapped in a metafiction paradox feedback loop. 9. Helen returns to the Trossachs for Hogmanay, tosses a caber, and makes custard from a packet. The background graphic is a festive countryside scene, with Santa's sleigh pulled by 3 reindeer in the top-right corner and a Christmas tree bottom-right. Other graphical elements illustrate the bingo card, including a chainsaw, a vintage tractor, alcoholic drinks, Mrs Overall, a sink plunger, a radio, and a Scotsman playing bagpipes. At the bottom-left, a sheep, on its back, bears the mark '2025'.
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
herbiepotts.bsky.social
Someone told me I had the wrong hashtag. Having seen all the excellent other ones I realise I was much too conventional which is unlike me 😕
Happy Christmas everyone !🎅
#TheArchersXmasBingo
herbiepotts.bsky.social Herbie Potts @herbiepotts.bsky.social · 10d
Some of these I don't want to happen...so many I left out...

#ArchersBingo #TheArchers
December 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
verabling.bsky.social
I like it! There’s a lot of coupling on your bingo though! #TheArchersXmasBingo #TheArchers
December 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
auntiejean1.bsky.social
#TheArchersXmasBingo
From Auntie Jean. 😆
December 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
se7potter.bsky.social
Ok, here goes, dabber at the ready 🎄😊
#TheArchersXmasBingo
A bingo card with proposed plot lines for The Archers to run over Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
auntiejean1.bsky.social
Hehe! I don’t think it is. But as you say just in case! #TheArchersXmasBingo
December 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
md05.bsky.social
Behold my #TheArchersXmasBingo Grid!!
#TheArchers
1) Bert Horrobin dies. 2) Harrison bungles something highly important. 3) Keira runs away. 4) There is a mass of leftover Grundy Turkeys. 5) David makes a off-colour remark about the Norovirus. 6) Henry takes one day off from being the resident voice of sanity. All hell breaks loose as a result. 7) Josh makes a **really** cringeworthy pass at Esme because he is in love with her farm. 8) Bob Pullen rises from the dead. 9) The 2nd Poonami!!!
December 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
nynzi.bsky.social
Oh yes, along with murderous turnips, frustrated cabbages and kamikaze courgettes. 😂
#TheArchersXmasBingo
#TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
jacquicroftie.bsky.social
#TheArchersXmasBingo
#TheArchers

My badly scrawled effort. 1-6 read almost like a coherent SL now I come to think of it!
Nine boxes, that read: 1. George upsets the Aldridges and Chris Carter. 2. Neil has a health crisis! 3. An ambulance is called. 4. Clarrie tries to keep the peace. 5. Emma bemoans another wrecked Christmas. 6. Keira runs away. 7. Chris sees Alice with Rex and decides he must make a move to win her back. 8. Brad is lovely. 9. Something burns (and it’s not Harrison).
December 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
rainbowworrier.bsky.social
Good morning and Merry Christmas to Archerites and Archerista everywhere.
#theArchersXmasBingo
#theArchers
A 3 by 3 Bingo grid; Jazzer has an embarrassing Kilt malfunction Brad does the right thing Pat blows away some Christmas cobwebs with her shotgun Three Stooges Harrison, Chris and Martyn re-enact the anything coming from Darrington are a million to one, but still, they come The chances of Leonard saves the day The ghost of Godfrey Baseley returns to haunt the editors over character integrity George does the wrong thing Tom manages to offend everyone while he's stil in Wales
December 21, 2025 at 11:10 AM
nynzi.bsky.social
Excellent! Don’t forget the deadline to post your #TheArchersXmasBingo card is midnight on 24th December.
First prize: an evening with Martyn Gibson
Second prize: two evenings with Martyn Gibson
Third prize: you know the drill 😏
#TheArchers
rainbowworrier.bsky.social Rainbow_Worrier @rainbowworrier.bsky.social · 12d
Good morning and Merry Christmas to Archerites and Archerista everywhere.
#theArchersXmasBingo
#theArchers
A 3 by 3 Bingo grid; Jazzer has an embarrassing Kilt malfunction Brad does the right thing Pat blows away some Christmas cobwebs with her shotgun Three Stooges Harrison, Chris and Martyn re-enact the anything coming from Darrington are a million to one, but still, they come The chances of Leonard saves the day The ghost of Godfrey Baseley returns to haunt the editors over character integrity George does the wrong thing Tom manages to offend everyone while he's stil in Wales
December 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
ambridgeponyclub.bsky.social
We could go academic if you love another’s Ambridge prediction nab it just stick a star after it and say thanks to Nynzi or whomever underneath #TheArchersXmasBingo #TheArchers
December 20, 2025 at 7:10 AM
edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social
Joining the bandwagon...
...The tinsel-clad tractor bandwagon...

#TheArchersXmasBingo
#TheArchers
December 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
fintantwrong.bsky.social
I don't understand #TheArchersXmasBingo
Here is my card anyway:
December 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
rivercavy.bsky.social
My #TheArchersXmasBingo sheet. #TheArchers
Stupid things that won’t happen in #TheArchers over Xmas
December 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
waking-kraken.bsky.social
#TheArchers #TheArchersXmasBingo
Obviously I have important things to do, but some things are importanter
December 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
joannawyld.bsky.social
Worth browsing #TheArchersXmasBingo cards if you listen to #TheArchers but even more so if you don't, as they give a sense of how bizarre the storylines have become (always have been?), and that most of us still listen because it's inadvertently one of the funniest shows on radio
mattukernow.bsky.social Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 17d
I've done my own. The Esme one is pretty fanciful, I'll grant you. #TheArchers
December 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
nynzi.bsky.social
I’d pay good money to witness Hazel being visited by three unsuspecting festive ghosts. 😄 #TheArchers
#TheArchersXmasBingo
edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 15d
Joining the bandwagon...
...The tinsel-clad tractor bandwagon...

#TheArchersXmasBingo
#TheArchers
December 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
nynzi.bsky.social
As always, Fintan gets right to the heart of a #TheArchers Christmas SL! 👍🏼 😂 #TheArchersXmasBingo
fintantwrong.bsky.social FintanTheWrong @fintantwrong.bsky.social · 15d
I don't understand #TheArchersXmasBingo
Here is my card anyway:
December 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM