#OldBastard
Went to the opticians today to get some lenses.
'Would you like varifocals?'
'No I don't need them I don't think'
'Erm, yes you do, Al'
#oldbastard
February 10, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Arthur Oldbastard
January 28, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Zero point pour moi #OldBastard
I scored nothing. Zero. Zilch.
September 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Happy 10:th birthday little bastard!

#dog #birthday #love #oldbastard #Ilovehim
August 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I’ve been playing a remastered Tomb Raider. Check out new to old graphics. I remember when the original was mind blowing.
#Oldbastard
May 9, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I leave this bracket in exactly 2 weeks.

Anyway, when born:
"What's Another Year" by Johnny Logan [no, I have no idea either]

And at 18:
"Under the Bridge / Lady Marmalade" by All Saints

#OldBastard
May 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
First go on me bus pass (I never get the bus but it's free 🤣)
#oldbastard
February 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Rewatching A Long Way Round on Apple TV. Quality. At 47.. I still long for adventure, but my hips sometimes struggle with a memory foam mattress so Im not sure I'm made of the right stuff anymore.
#adventure #documentary #oldbastard
January 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Update: Victor Moses is only 33. Made his debut for Palace in 2007. Christ I’m old!!
#lufc #oldbastard #victormoses
November 27, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Every year I’m feeling the cold more and more #OldBastard
November 18, 2024 at 1:33 PM
FFS, never heard of any of them #oldbastard
November 15, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Current mood. #OldBastard #Prague
November 15, 2024 at 3:52 PM
The database used on many of my maps is from the mid-fifties, thus, they are more or less, inaccurate. I know many trippers use electronics for maps but I prefer map and compass.
2/2
#ILoveMaps
#OldBastard
October 1, 2024 at 12:11 AM
I remember when cans of Breakers were a quid in there. #oldbastard
September 5, 2024 at 10:54 PM
“Issac Oldbastard more like”
August 18, 2024 at 11:27 AM
The hair has had to go. Too thin on top now. #OldBastard
November 5, 2023 at 7:05 PM
@oldbastard existem outros fãs perdidos no céu
July 7, 2023 at 5:01 PM
Left @FirstAvenue and arrived @updownmpls The kids should look into "shower" and "hygiene." #oldbastard
November 23, 2024 at 10:36 PM
No diggity no idea about this song. Googled it. I guess it was a thing. #oldbastard
November 24, 2024 at 1:49 AM