SIRENS, ODYSSEUS:
Spare us!
Oh, spare us, please!
Why? So you can kill the next group of sailors in this part of the sea?
Nah, you wouldn't have spared me
Spare us!
Oh, spare us, please!
Why? So you can kill the next group of sailors in this part of the sea?
Nah, you wouldn't have spared me
January 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
SIRENS, ODYSSEUS:
Spare us!
Oh, spare us, please!
Why? So you can kill the next group of sailors in this part of the sea?
Nah, you wouldn't have spared me
Spare us!
Oh, spare us, please!
Why? So you can kill the next group of sailors in this part of the sea?
Nah, you wouldn't have spared me
El hip thrust al ritmo de odysseus ha sido otro rollo
January 9, 2026 at 3:42 PM
El hip thrust al ritmo de odysseus ha sido otro rollo
Kinda like reading 'Odysseus' and telling the teacher that every time I read that the sirens were ugly, I felt like he was just saying that in case his wife ever read it. If it's so ugly, why'd you keep trying to go hip deep in it? My dude, just no. Shut up.
Reading a book from the 1840s and it repeatedly censors "damn" as "d---" because that's too profane to publish.
Anyway the book jumpscared me 374 pages in with a casual n word drop.
Anyway the book jumpscared me 374 pages in with a casual n word drop.
January 9, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Kinda like reading 'Odysseus' and telling the teacher that every time I read that the sirens were ugly, I felt like he was just saying that in case his wife ever read it. If it's so ugly, why'd you keep trying to go hip deep in it? My dude, just no. Shut up.
I have just found your page. I am running a long-term Star Trek Adventures TTRPG campaign.
This is one of our favorite NPCs: Lt. Abala Kenur of the U.S.S. Odysseus. Xenobiologist, bartender, inexplicable crack shot. She's very happy to meet you.🖖💙
This is one of our favorite NPCs: Lt. Abala Kenur of the U.S.S. Odysseus. Xenobiologist, bartender, inexplicable crack shot. She's very happy to meet you.🖖💙
January 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I have just found your page. I am running a long-term Star Trek Adventures TTRPG campaign.
This is one of our favorite NPCs: Lt. Abala Kenur of the U.S.S. Odysseus. Xenobiologist, bartender, inexplicable crack shot. She's very happy to meet you.🖖💙
This is one of our favorite NPCs: Lt. Abala Kenur of the U.S.S. Odysseus. Xenobiologist, bartender, inexplicable crack shot. She's very happy to meet you.🖖💙
January 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
okej om ni kan så mkt om Kalle Ankas pocket kan ni vänligen hitta när dom körde sin Odysseus-variant Odyssank
January 9, 2026 at 1:04 PM
okej om ni kan så mkt om Kalle Ankas pocket kan ni vänligen hitta när dom körde sin Odysseus-variant Odyssank
ODYSSEUS:
Close your eyes
And spare yourself the view
How could I hurt you?
Close your eyes
And spare yourself the view
How could I hurt you?
January 9, 2026 at 12:50 PM
ODYSSEUS:
Close your eyes
And spare yourself the view
How could I hurt you?
Close your eyes
And spare yourself the view
How could I hurt you?
PENELOPE, ODYSSEUS:
I-I love you
I-I love you
January 9, 2026 at 11:50 AM
PENELOPE, ODYSSEUS:
I-I love you
I-I love you
Her relationship with the other characters is also a big question mark. Hecate being your mom/mentor is clear, but Odysseus is just…some guy. Nemesis is…maybe your ex? Skelly is just a lieutenant. Mel is apparently great mates with some of the olympian gods already. (We love Dora ofc)
January 9, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Her relationship with the other characters is also a big question mark. Hecate being your mom/mentor is clear, but Odysseus is just…some guy. Nemesis is…maybe your ex? Skelly is just a lieutenant. Mel is apparently great mates with some of the olympian gods already. (We love Dora ofc)
I don't commit fiction very often, but I do have a short story about an eternal Odysseus still wandering the Mediterranean in the seventeenth century. (And a very short Andromache/Cassandra piece that's really Iliad/Trojan Women fanfic.)
January 9, 2026 at 10:38 AM
I don't commit fiction very often, but I do have a short story about an eternal Odysseus still wandering the Mediterranean in the seventeenth century. (And a very short Andromache/Cassandra piece that's really Iliad/Trojan Women fanfic.)
Fantasy meets Fantasy. I hear the call of a Siren; no wonder Odysseus was into sensory deprivation and self bondage!
January 9, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Fantasy meets Fantasy. I hear the call of a Siren; no wonder Odysseus was into sensory deprivation and self bondage!
ODYSSEUS, SOLDIERS:
Remember them!
We're the ones who carry on
The flames of those who've gone
And our comrades will not die in vain!
Remember them!
We're the ones who carry on
The flames of those who've gone
And our comrades will not die in vain!
January 9, 2026 at 9:45 AM
ODYSSEUS, SOLDIERS:
Remember them!
We're the ones who carry on
The flames of those who've gone
And our comrades will not die in vain!
Remember them!
We're the ones who carry on
The flames of those who've gone
And our comrades will not die in vain!
January 9, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Or make Odyssey fan art!
January 9, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Or make Odyssey fan art!
ENSEMBLE, APHRODITE, ATHENA:
Aphrodite!
Your little high and mighty Odysseus
Claims to love his mother, but let her die of a broken heart
He was busy fighting!
More like busy spiting the cyclops
Let him feel the pain that his mother felt and rot
Aphrodite!
Your little high and mighty Odysseus
Claims to love his mother, but let her die of a broken heart
He was busy fighting!
More like busy spiting the cyclops
Let him feel the pain that his mother felt and rot
January 9, 2026 at 6:43 AM
ENSEMBLE, APHRODITE, ATHENA:
Aphrodite!
Your little high and mighty Odysseus
Claims to love his mother, but let her die of a broken heart
He was busy fighting!
More like busy spiting the cyclops
Let him feel the pain that his mother felt and rot
Aphrodite!
Your little high and mighty Odysseus
Claims to love his mother, but let her die of a broken heart
He was busy fighting!
More like busy spiting the cyclops
Let him feel the pain that his mother felt and rot
ODYSSEUS:
Bye, mom
Bye, mom
January 9, 2026 at 5:42 AM
ODYSSEUS:
Bye, mom
Bye, mom
Matt Damon transforms for his role as Odysseus in Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey,' shedding weight to return to his high school physique. A true testament to his dedication!
Read More: azat.tv/en/matt-damo...
Read More: azat.tv/en/matt-damo...
January 9, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Matt Damon transforms for his role as Odysseus in Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey,' shedding weight to return to his high school physique. A true testament to his dedication!
Read More: azat.tv/en/matt-damo...
Read More: azat.tv/en/matt-damo...
ODYSSEUS:
Don't you know that danger is my friend?
My whole life I've trained for this
I cannot tell you how much I have paid for this
I have to get home, put it all on the line!
Don't you know that danger is my friend?
My whole life I've trained for this
I cannot tell you how much I have paid for this
I have to get home, put it all on the line!
January 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
ODYSSEUS:
Don't you know that danger is my friend?
My whole life I've trained for this
I cannot tell you how much I have paid for this
I have to get home, put it all on the line!
Don't you know that danger is my friend?
My whole life I've trained for this
I cannot tell you how much I have paid for this
I have to get home, put it all on the line!
Me @ Hades II Odysseus:
January 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Me @ Hades II Odysseus:
suck it, Odysseus
January 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
suck it, Odysseus
Idk how LCB handles the Odysseus without making Outis a canon woman kisser. Unless the Penelope of that arc is like a meta thing
January 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Idk how LCB handles the Odysseus without making Outis a canon woman kisser. Unless the Penelope of that arc is like a meta thing
This cartoon and another one by a different artist, where the same crew are a Trojan Horse with Ike as Odysseus delivering them to America, show that the old New Dealers would have seen it as a Leopards Ate My Face situation (Ike persecuted Mexicans and gays but it wasn’t enough for them)
January 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
This cartoon and another one by a different artist, where the same crew are a Trojan Horse with Ike as Odysseus delivering them to America, show that the old New Dealers would have seen it as a Leopards Ate My Face situation (Ike persecuted Mexicans and gays but it wasn’t enough for them)
ODYSSEUS, LOTUS EATERS:
Stay back, I'm warning you (Food, Num num num)
If we don't get back safely
My men will turn this place into blazes (Here you go!)
Stay back, I'm warning you (Food, Num num num)
If we don't get back safely
My men will turn this place into blazes (Here you go!)
January 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
ODYSSEUS, LOTUS EATERS:
Stay back, I'm warning you (Food, Num num num)
If we don't get back safely
My men will turn this place into blazes (Here you go!)
Stay back, I'm warning you (Food, Num num num)
If we don't get back safely
My men will turn this place into blazes (Here you go!)