EPIC THE MUSICAL LYRICS
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[ guys forewarning i finished coding the ithaca saga lyrics in, i censored the no-no word in odysseus because idk if bsky will come after me for that 😭 additionally, there's tws for some of the lyrics in hold them down ]
ZEUS:
!Ares!
!Ares!
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
ZEUS:
!Ares!
!Ares!
ODYSSEUS
Have a drink
One sip and you'll understand
The power that's in your hands
Have a drink
One sip and you'll understand
The power that's in your hands
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
ODYSSEUS
Have a drink
One sip and you'll understand
The power that's in your hands
Have a drink
One sip and you'll understand
The power that's in your hands
PENELOPE, ODYSSEUS:
I-I love you
I-I love you
December 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
PENELOPE, ODYSSEUS:
I-I love you
I-I love you
CIRCE, ODYSSEUS:
Hermes gave it to you, didn't he?
Okay, fine, yes, but regardless
Hermes gave it to you, didn't he?
Okay, fine, yes, but regardless
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
CIRCE, ODYSSEUS:
Hermes gave it to you, didn't he?
Okay, fine, yes, but regardless
Hermes gave it to you, didn't he?
Okay, fine, yes, but regardless
ODYSSEUS:
Our home's in sight, this storm's our final fight
There's no time to die
Our home's in sight, this storm's our final fight
There's no time to die
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
ODYSSEUS:
Our home's in sight, this storm's our final fight
There's no time to die
Our home's in sight, this storm's our final fight
There's no time to die
ODYSSEUS, CREW:
Then I'll become the monster!
I will deal the blow
And I'll become the monster
Like none they've ever known!
Then I'll become the monster!
I will deal the blow
And I'll become the monster
Like none they've ever known!
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
ODYSSEUS, CREW:
Then I'll become the monster!
I will deal the blow
And I'll become the monster
Like none they've ever known!
Then I'll become the monster!
I will deal the blow
And I'll become the monster
Like none they've ever known!
TELEMACHUS:
There are strangers in our halls
Tryin' to win the heart of my mom, but she is standing tall
108 old faces of men who call me small
They keep takin' space and it's not much longer we can stall
There are strangers in our halls
Tryin' to win the heart of my mom, but she is standing tall
108 old faces of men who call me small
They keep takin' space and it's not much longer we can stall
December 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
TELEMACHUS:
There are strangers in our halls
Tryin' to win the heart of my mom, but she is standing tall
108 old faces of men who call me small
They keep takin' space and it's not much longer we can stall
There are strangers in our halls
Tryin' to win the heart of my mom, but she is standing tall
108 old faces of men who call me small
They keep takin' space and it's not much longer we can stall
ODYSSEUS:
Let's cut the charade, you are no wife of mine!
You've been tryin' to take my life this whole time!
I know underwater, there are packs of you hiding
Yeah, I know exactly what you are
A siren
Let's cut the charade, you are no wife of mine!
You've been tryin' to take my life this whole time!
I know underwater, there are packs of you hiding
Yeah, I know exactly what you are
A siren
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
ODYSSEUS:
Let's cut the charade, you are no wife of mine!
You've been tryin' to take my life this whole time!
I know underwater, there are packs of you hiding
Yeah, I know exactly what you are
A siren
Let's cut the charade, you are no wife of mine!
You've been tryin' to take my life this whole time!
I know underwater, there are packs of you hiding
Yeah, I know exactly what you are
A siren
ODYSSEUS:
But when does a comet become a meteor?
When does a candle become a blaze?
When does a man become a monster?
But when does a comet become a meteor?
When does a candle become a blaze?
When does a man become a monster?
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
ODYSSEUS:
But when does a comet become a meteor?
When does a candle become a blaze?
When does a man become a monster?
But when does a comet become a meteor?
When does a candle become a blaze?
When does a man become a monster?
ODYSSEUS, SOLDIERS, ALL:
Give me 'til sunrise, and if we don't return
Then six hundred men can make this whole place burn
Now full speed ahead, full speed ahead
Full speed ahead
Give me 'til sunrise, and if we don't return
Then six hundred men can make this whole place burn
Now full speed ahead, full speed ahead
Full speed ahead
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
ODYSSEUS, SOLDIERS, ALL:
Give me 'til sunrise, and if we don't return
Then six hundred men can make this whole place burn
Now full speed ahead, full speed ahead
Full speed ahead
Give me 'til sunrise, and if we don't return
Then six hundred men can make this whole place burn
Now full speed ahead, full speed ahead
Full speed ahead
ZEUS:
Tell me, Odysseus, If I were to make you choose
The lives of your men and crew or your own
Why do I think they'd lose?
Tell me, Odysseus, If I were to make you choose
The lives of your men and crew or your own
Why do I think they'd lose?
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
ZEUS:
Tell me, Odysseus, If I were to make you choose
The lives of your men and crew or your own
Why do I think they'd lose?
Tell me, Odysseus, If I were to make you choose
The lives of your men and crew or your own
Why do I think they'd lose?
ANTINOUS:
Go back and cry in your corner
Make sure your mother hears
If she won't choose a man to adorn her
We'll bring blood and tears
Go back and cry in your corner
Make sure your mother hears
If she won't choose a man to adorn her
We'll bring blood and tears
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
ANTINOUS:
Go back and cry in your corner
Make sure your mother hears
If she won't choose a man to adorn her
We'll bring blood and tears
Go back and cry in your corner
Make sure your mother hears
If she won't choose a man to adorn her
We'll bring blood and tears
ENSEMBLE:
Odysseus, Odysseus
Odysseus, Ody-
Odysseus, Odysseus
Odysseus, Ody-
December 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
ENSEMBLE:
Odysseus, Odysseus
Odysseus, Ody-
Odysseus, Odysseus
Odysseus, Ody-
ENSEMBLE, APOLLO, ATHENA:
Apollo!
You all know I'm a fan of catchy songs
So with so many sirens gone
I think Ody's in the wrong
They were trying to do him worse
All he did was reimburse them
Now they'll tread with caution first
To live another day and sing another verse
If that's true, release him
Apollo!
You all know I'm a fan of catchy songs
So with so many sirens gone
I think Ody's in the wrong
They were trying to do him worse
All he did was reimburse them
Now they'll tread with caution first
To live another day and sing another verse
If that's true, release him
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 AM
ENSEMBLE, APOLLO, ATHENA:
Apollo!
You all know I'm a fan of catchy songs
So with so many sirens gone
I think Ody's in the wrong
They were trying to do him worse
All he did was reimburse them
Now they'll tread with caution first
To live another day and sing another verse
If that's true, release him
Apollo!
You all know I'm a fan of catchy songs
So with so many sirens gone
I think Ody's in the wrong
They were trying to do him worse
All he did was reimburse them
Now they'll tread with caution first
To live another day and sing another verse
If that's true, release him
ZEUS:
Thunder, bring her through the wringer
Show her I'm the judgment call
The one who makes her kingdom fall
Thunder, bring her through the wringer
Show her I'm the judgment call
The one who makes her kingdom fall
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM
ZEUS:
Thunder, bring her through the wringer
Show her I'm the judgment call
The one who makes her kingdom fall
Thunder, bring her through the wringer
Show her I'm the judgment call
The one who makes her kingdom fall
ODYSSEUS, EURYLOCHUS:
This is the home of the wind god
And what's your plan?
I'm gonna climb to the top and ask 'em for a hand
This is the home of the wind god
And what's your plan?
I'm gonna climb to the top and ask 'em for a hand
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 AM
ODYSSEUS, EURYLOCHUS:
This is the home of the wind god
And what's your plan?
I'm gonna climb to the top and ask 'em for a hand
This is the home of the wind god
And what's your plan?
I'm gonna climb to the top and ask 'em for a hand
ATHENA:
This day, you sever your own head
This day, you cut the line
This day, you lost it all
Consider this as my goodbye
This day, you sever your own head
This day, you cut the line
This day, you lost it all
Consider this as my goodbye
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 AM
ATHENA:
This day, you sever your own head
This day, you cut the line
This day, you lost it all
Consider this as my goodbye
This day, you sever your own head
This day, you cut the line
This day, you lost it all
Consider this as my goodbye
HERMES:
Wouldn't you like to have some of the magic?
Wouldn't you like your outcome preferred?
Deep in the night, the fight can be tragic
I'll help you conquer her!
Wouldn't you like to have some of the magic?
Wouldn't you like your outcome preferred?
Deep in the night, the fight can be tragic
I'll help you conquer her!
December 4, 2025 at 7:14 AM
HERMES:
Wouldn't you like to have some of the magic?
Wouldn't you like your outcome preferred?
Deep in the night, the fight can be tragic
I'll help you conquer her!
Wouldn't you like to have some of the magic?
Wouldn't you like your outcome preferred?
Deep in the night, the fight can be tragic
I'll help you conquer her!
CIRCE:
I don't know who you are nor why you're here
But let me make this one thing clear
I've got people to protect, nymphs I can't neglect
So I'm not taking chances, dear
I don't know who you are nor why you're here
But let me make this one thing clear
I've got people to protect, nymphs I can't neglect
So I'm not taking chances, dear
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
CIRCE:
I don't know who you are nor why you're here
But let me make this one thing clear
I've got people to protect, nymphs I can't neglect
So I'm not taking chances, dear
I don't know who you are nor why you're here
But let me make this one thing clear
I've got people to protect, nymphs I can't neglect
So I'm not taking chances, dear
TELEMACHUS:
Tell me, Athena
Why you came to my aid
Tell me, Athena
Why you came to my aid
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 AM
TELEMACHUS:
Tell me, Athena
Why you came to my aid
Tell me, Athena
Why you came to my aid
ODYSSEUS, POSEIDON:
You're going to call off that storm.
Or what? You can't kill me.
Exactly.
You're going to call off that storm.
Or what? You can't kill me.
Exactly.
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
ODYSSEUS, POSEIDON:
You're going to call off that storm.
Or what? You can't kill me.
Exactly.
You're going to call off that storm.
Or what? You can't kill me.
Exactly.
ODYSSEUS, CIRCE:
Through the years we seldom get a warm welcome
So I must ask, just to be sure
Did you do something to them?
Who, me?
All I did was reveal their true forms
Through the years we seldom get a warm welcome
So I must ask, just to be sure
Did you do something to them?
Who, me?
All I did was reveal their true forms
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
ODYSSEUS, CIRCE:
Through the years we seldom get a warm welcome
So I must ask, just to be sure
Did you do something to them?
Who, me?
All I did was reveal their true forms
Through the years we seldom get a warm welcome
So I must ask, just to be sure
Did you do something to them?
Who, me?
All I did was reveal their true forms
TELEMACHUS, ATHENA:
Maybe to fall is to learn one way
Maybe it's all gonna turn out great
I know we'll be fine
I know it's light you'll find!
Maybe to fall is to learn one way
Maybe it's all gonna turn out great
I know we'll be fine
I know it's light you'll find!
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
TELEMACHUS, ATHENA:
Maybe to fall is to learn one way
Maybe it's all gonna turn out great
I know we'll be fine
I know it's light you'll find!
Maybe to fall is to learn one way
Maybe it's all gonna turn out great
I know we'll be fine
I know it's light you'll find!
CIRCE:
I know of a brilliant prophet
Problem is, this prophet is dead
I know of a brilliant prophet
Problem is, this prophet is dead
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
CIRCE:
I know of a brilliant prophet
Problem is, this prophet is dead
I know of a brilliant prophet
Problem is, this prophet is dead
CALYPSO, ODYSSEUS:
Odysseus?
All I hear are screams...
Ody, get away from the ledge!
Odysseus?
All I hear are screams...
Ody, get away from the ledge!
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
CALYPSO, ODYSSEUS:
Odysseus?
All I hear are screams...
Ody, get away from the ledge!
Odysseus?
All I hear are screams...
Ody, get away from the ledge!