I used to love fluffernutters (mushy white bread with marshmallow and peanut butter). I would always buy the small jar of fluff, but one day I decided to buy the large size. The very next day, I was diagnosed with full-blown diabetes. I returned the fluff and never had a fluffernutter again.
October 21, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Looking for gherkins to see if I can find any other good ones now that we've eaten over half of the spreewald ones we got, and fuck "polski ogorki". It's never bloody polski, it's always India o-bloody-gorki.
They're mushy!
They're mushy!
October 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Yes. It arrived 5 minutes ago. The mushy story is becoming complete; only one book left to come now.
October 21, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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Well, consider my muzzle a permanent accessory to your mushy pampers then, cause i will only stop snoofing and worshipping when you tell me to x//3
October 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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The mushy minds of MAGA’s
October 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Well at least it’s not on mushy grounds!
October 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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I do, out of principle, have to give her credit for a defense of british food that does not involve the phrases "beans on toast" or "mushy peas". but she missed toad in the hole, so she clearly doesn't even appreciate her own culture
October 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Today I found out that my colleague puts avocado on their pizza. 🥑
Some questions/answers I asked:
Yes, they put it on BEFORE cooking.
No, it doesn't turn brown or go to mushy.
They cut little cubes of it, not mashed.
No seasonings added
No it wasn't too give creaminess or balance other […]
Some questions/answers I asked:
Yes, they put it on BEFORE cooking.
No, it doesn't turn brown or go to mushy.
They cut little cubes of it, not mashed.
No seasonings added
No it wasn't too give creaminess or balance other […]
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October 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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(They are sooo mushy)
October 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Milo and Dusk give me life, I think about them often, they're such a stereotype disgustingly sweet and mushy couple
October 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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my brain is still all mushy from saturday tf
October 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Nature makes the wrinkliest mushy grapes the sweetest pleasure bombs. Sometimes I doubt myself… perhaps this one is too far gone? No. Trust the process. Be not afraid of rotten grapes because fortune favours the bold.
October 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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This week life has chewed me up and spat me out like a toddler with a picky pallet...and I'm simply mere mushy peas...
October 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Ina Garten Avoids Super-Mushy Potato Salad With This Cooking Method
Ina Garten Avoids Super-Mushy Potato Salad With This Cooking Method
Ina Garten has a foolproof way to make sure her potato salad stays tender, flavorful, and never mushy, and it starts with how she cooks the potatoes.
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October 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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To add to today’s feed of minor victories in passing on silly lore to the younger set:
Preschooler began singing on our way into the donut shop, with me coming in to harmonize (poorly) on
🎶 oh no
there goes Tokyo
go go Godzilla! 🎵
with roaring afterward. Delighted at least one passerby.
Preschooler began singing on our way into the donut shop, with me coming in to harmonize (poorly) on
🎶 oh no
there goes Tokyo
go go Godzilla! 🎵
with roaring afterward. Delighted at least one passerby.
October 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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I have a rule that when the book I’m reading, or movie gets mushy I get a kiss from my husband
October 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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They work so well! Whatever choices you guys made were the right ones in the end, in my opinion
I feel you on the mushy brain front. Hopefully it gets back in gear for you soon to produce more Delicious Thoughts >:)
I feel you on the mushy brain front. Hopefully it gets back in gear for you soon to produce more Delicious Thoughts >:)
October 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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My leaked texted would include embarrassing mushy messages to my husband.
My leaked texts would literally just be me and the sib being stupid.
My leaked texts would reveal dozens of authors writing in barely comprehensible gibberish riddled with emojis, periodically interrupted by excerpts of pristinely written, highly readable works in progress.
October 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Feeling mushy 🫠🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
October 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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#scriptsky y'all ever write some shit that's so beautiful it gets you all misty and mushy inside? Yeah, me too.
This fantasy epic hits ALLL the feels. The end gonna be like one of Trump's BS stories, with grown men coming up to me, tears in their eyes talmout, "Thank you, sir, for writing this." 😂
This fantasy epic hits ALLL the feels. The end gonna be like one of Trump's BS stories, with grown men coming up to me, tears in their eyes talmout, "Thank you, sir, for writing this." 😂
October 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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okay mushy and gushy!
October 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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🥺 i love hearing about ur mushy gushy lovey likey dovey stuff !!
October 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Mushy Book #2 on its way. What new things will I learn? #mushroonmurders
October 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Centrists desperately require a “moderate” uncovering of corruption and the Epstein files will be a scorched earth unravelling. I think it is the best thing that could possibly happen for the world, but the mushy middle will never push hard enough because of their benefits from the perpetrators.
October 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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