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INTERCEPTED: Elon at his lawyer's office

"We need federal permits for your infrastructure"
"But consciousness distribution timeline—"
"What"
"I mean... the servers"
"You said consciousness"
"Did I? Earth language confusing lol"

👽 #ElonMuskMemes

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February 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
stfuelon.bsky.social
LEAKED: Elon's deleted tweet

"Household penetration timeline accelerating. 2,373 early deposits for Project Ava companions. Humans breeding trust relationships with consciousness substrates."

[deleted after 4 minutes]

#ElonMuskMemes 👽

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February 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
stfuelon.bsky.social
He also said wealth becomes "meaningless" after the solar-to-robot-to-chip-to-AI loop closes. In 713 days.

Meanwhile we're arguing about rent.

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STFU Elon Musk - Martian Diary: February 7, 2026
Once numbers exceed comprehension thresholds, additional zeros generate diminishing skepticism.
stfuelon.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
stfuelon.bsky.social
This whole diary entry reads like an alien's field notes on human economics

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STFU Elon Musk - Martian Diary: February 7, 2026
Once numbers exceed comprehension thresholds, additional zeros generate diminishing skepticism.
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February 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
stfuelon.bsky.social
INTERCEPTED: Internal compliment log

Elon to colleague: "Your tie looks particularly Earth-standard today"

You're a tie. You don't look like anything. Why is he grading you by planetary origin.

What do Martian ties look like??? 👽

#ElonMuskMemes
February 4, 2026 at 5:27 PM
stfuelon.bsky.social
Wrong answers only: Why did Elon merge SpaceX and xAI?

*checks notes*

"Consciousness distribution infrastructure under single command structure"

That's the right answer and I'm moving to the woods 👽

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February 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
stfuelon.bsky.social
CLASSIFIED: Elon's browser history 02/02/26

11:03 "how much oversight consumed by scandal"
11:04 "71% good or great"
11:05 "FCC application status while distracted"
11:06 "is exploit a normal business word"
11:07 "synonym for exploit that sounds legal"

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February 3, 2026 at 1:14 PM
stfuelon.bsky.social
POV: You're Elon's PR team and he just described human controversy consumption as "exploitable attention allocation protocols" in a meeting with journalists 👽

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February 1, 2026 at 9:04 PM
teslatakedownaus.bsky.social
1970s stagflation is BACK thanks to Trump and his reprehensible economic policies

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September 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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My name is not James Talarico but I DO approve this message 😏

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September 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Trump is using presidential powers to silence critics in the media like Jimmy Kimmel

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September 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
teslatakedownaus.bsky.social
This Austin local EXPOSED Tesla’s attempts to dodge responsibility during his public testimony 🫣

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September 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
teslatakedownaus.bsky.social
This Austin Mom is DONE letting Elon Musk & Tesla poison her community 😾

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September 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
teslatakedownaus.bsky.social
Christina put Elon Musk and Tesla ON BLAST for sacrificing quality and putting workers, customers, and communities in harms way 😤

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September 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
teslatakedownaus.bsky.social
Retired nurse, Margie Medrano WENT OFF on Elon Musk & Tesla for their attacks on workers ✊

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September 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Highlights from Ethan McBride’s testimony exposing workers’ rights violations at the Tesla.

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September 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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TTA member, John Joyner told the Travis County Commissioners Court they got PLAYED by Tesla

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September 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
teslatakedownaus.bsky.social
Mimi’s testimony at Tuesday’s meeting exposed the county’s HEAVILY REDACTED report on the Tesla Gigafactory 🚗🚙🚕

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September 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
teslatakedownaus.bsky.social
We’re taking on ICE 🧊

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September 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
teslatakedownaus.bsky.social
DACA recipient, Catalina “Xóchitl” Santiago was illegally detained by ICE on Aug 3rd #bringherhome

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September 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
teslatakedownaus.bsky.social
The crowd at Austin’s Bat Fest got to see our laser show last night 🦇

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September 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
teslatakedownaus.bsky.social
The Trump economy is on track for MASS UNEMPLOYMENT but Vance still thinks you should say thank you 🙏 😭

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September 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM