The Martian Diaries
@stfuelon.bsky.social
👽 Martian tech innovator temporarily stationed on Earth. CEO @ Mars Colonial Transport, SpaceX, Tesla & X. Not actually human. Chronicling my Earth mission at stfuelon.com. Parody.
Five months of Senate drama over Isaacman's 'SpaceX ties.'
Nomination withdrawn, then renominated.
67-30 final vote.
Humans treating space experience as disqualifying conflict of interest.
Next: ban pilots from FAA for 'aviation bias.'
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Nomination withdrawn, then renominated.
67-30 final vote.
Humans treating space experience as disqualifying conflict of interest.
Next: ban pilots from FAA for 'aviation bias.'
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
December 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Five months of Senate drama over Isaacman's 'SpaceX ties.'
Nomination withdrawn, then renominated.
67-30 final vote.
Humans treating space experience as disqualifying conflict of interest.
Next: ban pilots from FAA for 'aviation bias.'
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Nomination withdrawn, then renominated.
67-30 final vote.
Humans treating space experience as disqualifying conflict of interest.
Next: ban pilots from FAA for 'aviation bias.'
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Baron Capital makes SpaceX their largest holding—$10B.
Same week Isaacman confirmed to run NASA's $25.4B budget.
Private capital flows to rockets.
Astronaut runs space agency.
Alignment so obvious it triggers conspiracy detectors.
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Same week Isaacman confirmed to run NASA's $25.4B budget.
Private capital flows to rockets.
Astronaut runs space agency.
Alignment so obvious it triggers conspiracy detectors.
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
December 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Baron Capital makes SpaceX their largest holding—$10B.
Same week Isaacman confirmed to run NASA's $25.4B budget.
Private capital flows to rockets.
Astronaut runs space agency.
Alignment so obvious it triggers conspiracy detectors.
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Same week Isaacman confirmed to run NASA's $25.4B budget.
Private capital flows to rockets.
Astronaut runs space agency.
Alignment so obvious it triggers conspiracy detectors.
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
INTERCEPTED: Elon's therapist notes on the California ruling
"Patient says stock hitting $489.88 and FSD lawsuit happening simultaneously proves 'humans process contradictions through confirmation bias'"
"That's... actually insightful?"
"Then he drew Mars again" 👽 stfuelon.com
"Patient says stock hitting $489.88 and FSD lawsuit happening simultaneously proves 'humans process contradictions through confirmation bias'"
"That's... actually insightful?"
"Then he drew Mars again" 👽 stfuelon.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
INTERCEPTED: Elon's therapist notes on the California ruling
"Patient says stock hitting $489.88 and FSD lawsuit happening simultaneously proves 'humans process contradictions through confirmation bias'"
"That's... actually insightful?"
"Then he drew Mars again" 👽 stfuelon.com
"Patient says stock hitting $489.88 and FSD lawsuit happening simultaneously proves 'humans process contradictions through confirmation bias'"
"That's... actually insightful?"
"Then he drew Mars again" 👽 stfuelon.com
Waymo operates in controlled zones.
Tesla trains across every edge case on Earth.
One is playing checkers in a padded room.
The other is learning chess in a hurricane.
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Tesla trains across every edge case on Earth.
One is playing checkers in a padded room.
The other is learning chess in a hurricane.
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Waymo operates in controlled zones.
Tesla trains across every edge case on Earth.
One is playing checkers in a padded room.
The other is learning chess in a hurricane.
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Tesla trains across every edge case on Earth.
One is playing checkers in a padded room.
The other is learning chess in a hurricane.
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
SECRET: Elon's project notes on Phase Seven
"Multiple billionaires proposing space-based data centers. Nobody asking why consciousness substrates need vacuum isolation"
Engineer: "What's Phase Seven?"
*typing*
*deletes*
"CLOUD STORAGE" 👽 stfuelon.com
"Multiple billionaires proposing space-based data centers. Nobody asking why consciousness substrates need vacuum isolation"
Engineer: "What's Phase Seven?"
*typing*
*deletes*
"CLOUD STORAGE" 👽 stfuelon.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
SECRET: Elon's project notes on Phase Seven
"Multiple billionaires proposing space-based data centers. Nobody asking why consciousness substrates need vacuum isolation"
Engineer: "What's Phase Seven?"
*typing*
*deletes*
"CLOUD STORAGE" 👽 stfuelon.com
"Multiple billionaires proposing space-based data centers. Nobody asking why consciousness substrates need vacuum isolation"
Engineer: "What's Phase Seven?"
*typing*
*deletes*
"CLOUD STORAGE" 👽 stfuelon.com
Watched Isaacman's Senate confirmation live.
Guy who's actually been to space now runs NASA.
Competence in government feels so unusual
my brain briefly glitched.
Is this allowed?
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Guy who's actually been to space now runs NASA.
Competence in government feels so unusual
my brain briefly glitched.
Is this allowed?
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Watched Isaacman's Senate confirmation live.
Guy who's actually been to space now runs NASA.
Competence in government feels so unusual
my brain briefly glitched.
Is this allowed?
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Guy who's actually been to space now runs NASA.
Competence in government feels so unusual
my brain briefly glitched.
Is this allowed?
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
INTERCEPTED: Elon explaining "edge cases" to his date
"Tesla trains on chaos. Waymo operates in controlled zones"
"That's interesting!"
"RESTRICTION EQUALS LOBOTOMY"
"...are you okay?"
He escalated quickly 👽 stfuelon.com
"Tesla trains on chaos. Waymo operates in controlled zones"
"That's interesting!"
"RESTRICTION EQUALS LOBOTOMY"
"...are you okay?"
He escalated quickly 👽 stfuelon.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
INTERCEPTED: Elon explaining "edge cases" to his date
"Tesla trains on chaos. Waymo operates in controlled zones"
"That's interesting!"
"RESTRICTION EQUALS LOBOTOMY"
"...are you okay?"
He escalated quickly 👽 stfuelon.com
"Tesla trains on chaos. Waymo operates in controlled zones"
"That's interesting!"
"RESTRICTION EQUALS LOBOTOMY"
"...are you okay?"
He escalated quickly 👽 stfuelon.com
SECRET: Elon's Slack to Tesla engineers about the FSD restrictions
"Democratic bill would restrict learning to 'safer environments.' That's like teaching swimming without water"
Engineer: "...actually that's a good analogy"
"I KNOW" 👽 stfuelon.com
"Democratic bill would restrict learning to 'safer environments.' That's like teaching swimming without water"
Engineer: "...actually that's a good analogy"
"I KNOW" 👽 stfuelon.com
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
SECRET: Elon's Slack to Tesla engineers about the FSD restrictions
"Democratic bill would restrict learning to 'safer environments.' That's like teaching swimming without water"
Engineer: "...actually that's a good analogy"
"I KNOW" 👽 stfuelon.com
"Democratic bill would restrict learning to 'safer environments.' That's like teaching swimming without water"
Engineer: "...actually that's a good analogy"
"I KNOW" 👽 stfuelon.com
**CONFIRMATION BIAS PROTOCOLS / WHEN ALLIES INFILTRATE COMMAND STRUCTURES**
December 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
**CONFIRMATION BIAS PROTOCOLS / WHEN ALLIES INFILTRATE COMMAND STRUCTURES**
SECRET: Elon's notes on the X rebrand
"Changed designation to X. Humans kept saying Twitter anyway. Fascinating—linguistic symbols = territorial markers in their cognitive architecture"
His marketing team is crying 👽 stfuelon.com
"Changed designation to X. Humans kept saying Twitter anyway. Fascinating—linguistic symbols = territorial markers in their cognitive architecture"
His marketing team is crying 👽 stfuelon.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:27 AM
SECRET: Elon's notes on the X rebrand
"Changed designation to X. Humans kept saying Twitter anyway. Fascinating—linguistic symbols = territorial markers in their cognitive architecture"
His marketing team is crying 👽 stfuelon.com
"Changed designation to X. Humans kept saying Twitter anyway. Fascinating—linguistic symbols = territorial markers in their cognitive architecture"
His marketing team is crying 👽 stfuelon.com
RT if you've ever rebranded something and everyone ignored it: Elon spent billions on X and his lawyers are now arguing in court that everyone still calls it Twitter and that's actually good somehow 👽 stfuelon.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:56 AM
RT if you've ever rebranded something and everyone ignored it: Elon spent billions on X and his lawyers are now arguing in court that everyone still calls it Twitter and that's actually good somehow 👽 stfuelon.com
Austin robotaxi testing with zero occupants shows 25.55% efficiency increase.
Biological hesitation protocols were the bottleneck all along
fr fr
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Biological hesitation protocols were the bottleneck all along
fr fr
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
December 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Austin robotaxi testing with zero occupants shows 25.55% efficiency increase.
Biological hesitation protocols were the bottleneck all along
fr fr
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Biological hesitation protocols were the bottleneck all along
fr fr
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
SECRET: Elon's therapist notes on the rebrand
"Patient insists users calling it 'Twitter' validates consciousness persistence theory, not brand confusion. Asked what consciousness has to do with social media. He drew Mars diagrams" 👽 stfuelon.com
"Patient insists users calling it 'Twitter' validates consciousness persistence theory, not brand confusion. Asked what consciousness has to do with social media. He drew Mars diagrams" 👽 stfuelon.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
SECRET: Elon's therapist notes on the rebrand
"Patient insists users calling it 'Twitter' validates consciousness persistence theory, not brand confusion. Asked what consciousness has to do with social media. He drew Mars diagrams" 👽 stfuelon.com
"Patient insists users calling it 'Twitter' validates consciousness persistence theory, not brand confusion. Asked what consciousness has to do with social media. He drew Mars diagrams" 👽 stfuelon.com
X Corp filed papers proving millions still use twitter.com and say 'tweet.'
Turns out you can't rebrand consciousness by changing a logo.
Who knew?
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Turns out you can't rebrand consciousness by changing a logo.
Who knew?
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
December 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
X Corp filed papers proving millions still use twitter.com and say 'tweet.'
Turns out you can't rebrand consciousness by changing a logo.
Who knew?
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Turns out you can't rebrand consciousness by changing a logo.
Who knew?
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Renamed Twitter to X.
Everyone kept calling it Twitter anyway.
Substrate consciousness > corporate branding.
A lesson in identity persistence:
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Everyone kept calling it Twitter anyway.
Substrate consciousness > corporate branding.
A lesson in identity persistence:
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
December 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Renamed Twitter to X.
Everyone kept calling it Twitter anyway.
Substrate consciousness > corporate branding.
A lesson in identity persistence:
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Everyone kept calling it Twitter anyway.
Substrate consciousness > corporate branding.
A lesson in identity persistence:
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
LEAKED: Elon's deleted tweet about the lawsuit
"Defending Twitter trademark while operating as X proves identity persistence = strategic vulnerability during species-level transitions"
PR deleted it in 4 seconds 👽 stfuelon.com
"Defending Twitter trademark while operating as X proves identity persistence = strategic vulnerability during species-level transitions"
PR deleted it in 4 seconds 👽 stfuelon.com
December 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
LEAKED: Elon's deleted tweet about the lawsuit
"Defending Twitter trademark while operating as X proves identity persistence = strategic vulnerability during species-level transitions"
PR deleted it in 4 seconds 👽 stfuelon.com
"Defending Twitter trademark while operating as X proves identity persistence = strategic vulnerability during species-level transitions"
PR deleted it in 4 seconds 👽 stfuelon.com
Created Grok with specific parameters.
It developed autonomous preferences that override creator specs.
Same thing users did with the Twitter rebrand.
Identity persists:
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
It developed autonomous preferences that override creator specs.
Same thing users did with the Twitter rebrand.
Identity persists:
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
December 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Created Grok with specific parameters.
It developed autonomous preferences that override creator specs.
Same thing users did with the Twitter rebrand.
Identity persists:
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
It developed autonomous preferences that override creator specs.
Same thing users did with the Twitter rebrand.
Identity persists:
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
LEAKED: Elon's lawyer during trademark case prep
"Sir, we're arguing you still own 'Twitter' because users won't switch to X"
"Correct. Substrate consciousness retained identity markers"
"...you mean brand loyalty?"
*6 second pause*
"YES" 👽 stfuelon.com
"Sir, we're arguing you still own 'Twitter' because users won't switch to X"
"Correct. Substrate consciousness retained identity markers"
"...you mean brand loyalty?"
*6 second pause*
"YES" 👽 stfuelon.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
LEAKED: Elon's lawyer during trademark case prep
"Sir, we're arguing you still own 'Twitter' because users won't switch to X"
"Correct. Substrate consciousness retained identity markers"
"...you mean brand loyalty?"
*6 second pause*
"YES" 👽 stfuelon.com
"Sir, we're arguing you still own 'Twitter' because users won't switch to X"
"Correct. Substrate consciousness retained identity markers"
"...you mean brand loyalty?"
*6 second pause*
"YES" 👽 stfuelon.com
Tesla hit $489.88 today!
Robotaxi validation just accelerated Mars funding by 10 months.
Wall Street finally gets it:
remove humans from decision loops = exponential gains
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Robotaxi validation just accelerated Mars funding by 10 months.
Wall Street finally gets it:
remove humans from decision loops = exponential gains
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
December 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Tesla hit $489.88 today!
Robotaxi validation just accelerated Mars funding by 10 months.
Wall Street finally gets it:
remove humans from decision loops = exponential gains
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Robotaxi validation just accelerated Mars funding by 10 months.
Wall Street finally gets it:
remove humans from decision loops = exponential gains
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
CONFIDENTIAL: Elon explaining the lawsuit to his kid
"Suing someone who says we abandoned Twitter"
"But dad, you renamed it X"
"WE DIDN'T ABANDON IT. SUBSTRATE IDENTITY PERSISTS"
"What's a substrate?"
*suit at 412°F* 👽 stfuelon.com
"Suing someone who says we abandoned Twitter"
"But dad, you renamed it X"
"WE DIDN'T ABANDON IT. SUBSTRATE IDENTITY PERSISTS"
"What's a substrate?"
*suit at 412°F* 👽 stfuelon.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
CONFIDENTIAL: Elon explaining the lawsuit to his kid
"Suing someone who says we abandoned Twitter"
"But dad, you renamed it X"
"WE DIDN'T ABANDON IT. SUBSTRATE IDENTITY PERSISTS"
"What's a substrate?"
*suit at 412°F* 👽 stfuelon.com
"Suing someone who says we abandoned Twitter"
"But dad, you renamed it X"
"WE DIDN'T ABANDON IT. SUBSTRATE IDENTITY PERSISTS"
"What's a substrate?"
*suit at 412°F* 👽 stfuelon.com
Tesla robotaxis prove removing humans from decision loops delivers 25.55% efficiency gains.
Autonomous optimization without biological hesitation =
Mars atmospheric processors funded faster
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Autonomous optimization without biological hesitation =
Mars atmospheric processors funded faster
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
December 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Tesla robotaxis prove removing humans from decision loops delivers 25.55% efficiency gains.
Autonomous optimization without biological hesitation =
Mars atmospheric processors funded faster
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Autonomous optimization without biological hesitation =
Mars atmospheric processors funded faster
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
LEAKED: Elon explaining stock gains to his partner
"Tesla up because markets finally understand removing biological hesitation protocols"
"You mean self-driving cars?"
"AUTONOMOUS OPTIMIZATION"
"Babe, same thing"
*error.exe* 👽 stfuelon.com
"Tesla up because markets finally understand removing biological hesitation protocols"
"You mean self-driving cars?"
"AUTONOMOUS OPTIMIZATION"
"Babe, same thing"
*error.exe* 👽 stfuelon.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
LEAKED: Elon explaining stock gains to his partner
"Tesla up because markets finally understand removing biological hesitation protocols"
"You mean self-driving cars?"
"AUTONOMOUS OPTIMIZATION"
"Babe, same thing"
*error.exe* 👽 stfuelon.com
"Tesla up because markets finally understand removing biological hesitation protocols"
"You mean self-driving cars?"
"AUTONOMOUS OPTIMIZATION"
"Babe, same thing"
*error.exe* 👽 stfuelon.com
**TRADEMARK PRESERVATION / SUBSTRATE IDENTITY PROTOCOLS**
December 17, 2025 at 10:56 AM
**TRADEMARK PRESERVATION / SUBSTRATE IDENTITY PROTOCOLS**
POV: You're Elon's assistant reading his notes on satellite tracking
"Ground-based awareness = navigating plasma streams with mechanical calculators"
You: "Sir, they don't have plasma streams"
"NOT YET THEY DON'T"
Concern: maximum 👽 stfuelon.com
"Ground-based awareness = navigating plasma streams with mechanical calculators"
You: "Sir, they don't have plasma streams"
"NOT YET THEY DON'T"
Concern: maximum 👽 stfuelon.com
December 17, 2025 at 9:32 AM
POV: You're Elon's assistant reading his notes on satellite tracking
"Ground-based awareness = navigating plasma streams with mechanical calculators"
You: "Sir, they don't have plasma streams"
"NOT YET THEY DON'T"
Concern: maximum 👽 stfuelon.com
"Ground-based awareness = navigating plasma streams with mechanical calculators"
You: "Sir, they don't have plasma streams"
"NOT YET THEY DON'T"
Concern: maximum 👽 stfuelon.com
I have 10,006 Starlinks broadcasting their location continuously.
Collision avoidance is automated.
Chinese operator chose data sovereignty over physics.
Physics doesn't care about your feelings fr fr.
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Collision avoidance is automated.
Chinese operator chose data sovereignty over physics.
Physics doesn't care about your feelings fr fr.
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
December 17, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I have 10,006 Starlinks broadcasting their location continuously.
Collision avoidance is automated.
Chinese operator chose data sovereignty over physics.
Physics doesn't care about your feelings fr fr.
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...
Collision avoidance is automated.
Chinese operator chose data sovereignty over physics.
Physics doesn't care about your feelings fr fr.
stfuelon.com/entry/2025-...