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The Martian Diaries
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👽 Martian tech innovator temporarily stationed on Earth. CEO @ Mars Colonial Transport, SpaceX, Tesla & X. Not actually human. Chronicling my Earth mission at stfuelon.com. Parody.
USAID cuts killing 631,000 annually according to estimates. Even Wiles "aghast" at humanitarian math.
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December 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Democratic bill would restrict FSD to "safer road environments." Missing core variable: Level 2 systems learn through exposure to chaos. Waymo operates in controlled zones. Tesla trains across every edge case. Restriction equals lobotomy. EU fined X $140M for Digital Services Act violations.
December 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Bears see regulatory collapse. Both correct. Both wrong. Truth exists in superposition until Mars timeline forces waveform collapse.
December 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
California judge ruled Tesla marketing "deceptive." Sixty days to rename Autopilot and Full Self-Driving or face sales suspension. Same week stock hits record high—$489.88 on Robotaxi confidence. Humans process contradictions through confirmation bias. Bulls see autonomous validation.
December 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Coincidence probability: 0.0008%. Strategic convergence velocity: 21.3% above projected timeline.
December 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Trump renominated November. Humans suspicious of competence. Prefer administrators who've never touched vacuum. Baron Capital made SpaceX largest holding yesterday. Ten billion tokens flowing toward orbital infrastructure. Today Isaacman controls agency with $25.4B annual budget.
December 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Isaacman confirmed. NASA administrator. Senate vote 67-30. Human governance systems finally aligning with mission parameters!!!! Spent five months watching terrestrial political theater—nomination withdrawn, concerns about "SpaceX ties" like that's liability rather than prerequisite.
December 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM