Duffelblog makes the political personal.
“When pressed for comment, Hegseth remained defiant. “Of course it’s not rape,” he said, “If they’re not allowed to say no.”
“When pressed for comment, Hegseth remained defiant. “Of course it’s not rape,” he said, “If they’re not allowed to say no.”
NEW: Hegseth demands female service members treat all orders as lawful www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-dema...
Hegseth demands female service members treat all orders as lawful
The policy was praised by creepy E-7s going through their second divorce.
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November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Duffelblog makes the political personal.
“When pressed for comment, Hegseth remained defiant. “Of course it’s not rape,” he said, “If they’re not allowed to say no.”
“When pressed for comment, Hegseth remained defiant. “Of course it’s not rape,” he said, “If they’re not allowed to say no.”
This is the most brutal thing Duffelblog has ever published and it just makes me want to order all their merch more.
NEW: Guy who almost joined military now enjoying career as ICE agent www.duffelblog.com/guy-who-almo...
Guy who almost joined military now enjoying career as ICE agent
He may still join the military, but only after his mom gets back from Bingo.
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November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This is the most brutal thing Duffelblog has ever published and it just makes me want to order all their merch more.
As a New Yorker, love this RT "@DuffelBlog: Puerto Rican In Your Platoon Tired Of Your Questions About Cinco De Mayo http://ift.tt/1uqP7GB"
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December 4, 2024 at 8:30 AM
As a New Yorker, love this RT "@DuffelBlog: Puerto Rican In Your Platoon Tired Of Your Questions About Cinco De Mayo http://ift.tt/1uqP7GB"
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Here's the Top 10 Trending Words over the Past 10 Minutes (weighted by past usage):
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2nd - キムチ
3rd - transphobic
4th - opfer
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7th - tod
8th - mort
9th - helicopter
10th - 騎士
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#ListenToBlackVoices
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2nd - キムチ
3rd - transphobic
4th - opfer
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By me, for #DuffelBlog:
VA closing parking lots for 'suicide standdown'
"This'll fix it!", says peppy intern.
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November 27, 2023 at 2:08 PM
By me, for #DuffelBlog:
On April 1, @DuffelBlog @TheOnion etc., should be required to do serious pieces. 😜
November 24, 2024 at 11:38 PM
On April 1, @DuffelBlog @TheOnion etc., should be required to do serious pieces. 😜
But not before shitting out a truly DuffelBlog worthy, "As a veteran, I know stuff."
January 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
But not before shitting out a truly DuffelBlog worthy, "As a veteran, I know stuff."
Kiss me, I'm glowing!
#DuffelBlog: "Navy spills green diesel over aquifer on St. Patrick's Day"
#DuffelBlog: "Navy spills green diesel over aquifer on St. Patrick's Day"
Navy spills green diesel over aquifer on St. Patrick's Day
Kiss me, I'm glowing!
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October 16, 2023 at 10:50 PM
Kiss me, I'm glowing!
#DuffelBlog: "Navy spills green diesel over aquifer on St. Patrick's Day"
#DuffelBlog: "Navy spills green diesel over aquifer on St. Patrick's Day"
BREAKING NEWS:
Trump selling "tombstone covers" to honor Arlington veterans not involved in campaign events
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Trump selling "tombstone covers" to honor Arlington veterans not involved in campaign events
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September 29, 2024 at 6:13 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
Trump selling "tombstone covers" to honor Arlington veterans not involved in campaign events
#DuffelBlog
Trump selling "tombstone covers" to honor Arlington veterans not involved in campaign events
#DuffelBlog
AWoW RT @DuffelBlog: US Army: 'We Needed To Destroy This Holiday Party In Order To Save It' http://bit.ly/1pcX1xr http://t.co/rSJwqlHMUP
December 4, 2024 at 10:27 PM
AWoW RT @DuffelBlog: US Army: 'We Needed To Destroy This Holiday Party In Order To Save It' http://bit.ly/1pcX1xr http://t.co/rSJwqlHMUP
By me, for #DuffelBlog:
The physical headquarters for U.S. Cyber Command declared "Cyber Protection Condition 1" last night after Commanding General Paul Nakasone self-reported losing the sticky note with the master password written on it, sources confirm.
The physical headquarters for U.S. Cyber Command declared "Cyber Protection Condition 1" last night after Commanding General Paul Nakasone self-reported losing the sticky note with the master password written on it, sources confirm.
General Nakasone loses sticky note with Cyber Command master password
"I had it in my wallet too, but I got a new one and I guess I didn't move it over."
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January 26, 2024 at 9:17 PM
By me, for #DuffelBlog:
The physical headquarters for U.S. Cyber Command declared "Cyber Protection Condition 1" last night after Commanding General Paul Nakasone self-reported losing the sticky note with the master password written on it, sources confirm.
The physical headquarters for U.S. Cyber Command declared "Cyber Protection Condition 1" last night after Commanding General Paul Nakasone self-reported losing the sticky note with the master password written on it, sources confirm.
Duffelblog kills it again! Unlike prior SOF operators…
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SOF in crisis after POG terrorist stacks more bodies than career Green Beret
"Our nation expects only the best from SOF, including their transition to the crazed veteran life."
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January 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Duffelblog kills it again! Unlike prior SOF operators…
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Oh yes they did. @DuffelBlog "Soldier dresses as Marine for Halloween so he can finally get laid" http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/10/soldier-halloween-costume-marine/
Soldier Dresses As Marine For Halloween So He Can Finally...
FORT STEWART, Ga.
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December 3, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Oh yes they did. @DuffelBlog "Soldier dresses as Marine for Halloween so he can finally get laid" http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/10/soldier-halloween-costume-marine/
A classic from Duffelblog 😅
Hegseth says he meant to send dick pic, not war plans
“It reminds me of this one time when I was in this chick’s OODA Loop and accidentally gave her Plan Bravo instead of Plan B the next morning."
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March 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A classic from Duffelblog 😅
Bipartisanship! Congress funds monument to all the allies it’s screwed over #DuffelBlog
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February 2, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Bipartisanship! Congress funds monument to all the allies it’s screwed over #DuffelBlog
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NEW: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has mobilized the Florida National Guard to pick fruit, sources confirmed today.
NEW: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has mobilized the Florida National Guard to pick fruit, sources confirmed today.
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NEW: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has mobilized the Florida National Guard to pick fruit, sources confirmed today.
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August 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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NEW: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has mobilized the Florida National Guard to pick fruit, sources confirmed today.
NEW: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has mobilized the Florida National Guard to pick fruit, sources confirmed today.
I had some difficult moments before I remembered duffelblog not armytimes.
September 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I had some difficult moments before I remembered duffelblog not armytimes.
Love them: @DuffelBlog "On this USAF birthday, we look back on heroic airman who refused to back down in 2012" http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/05/brave-airman-sends-steak-back-at-dfac-fights-for-well-cooked-meal/
Brave Airman Sends Steak Back At DFAC, Fights For Well Co...
AL UIDED AFB, DOHA, QATAR – The dining facility cooks bet...
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December 3, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Love them: @DuffelBlog "On this USAF birthday, we look back on heroic airman who refused to back down in 2012" http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/05/brave-airman-sends-steak-back-at-dfac-fights-for-well-cooked-meal/
Nailed it. RT "@DuffelBlog: Russian Troops 'Optimistic' Deploying To Decades-Long Quagmire http://theduffel.co/1hlfzP8"
Russian Troops 'Optimistic' Deploying To Decades-Long Qua...
DAMASCUS, Syria — Russian troops who have deployed to Syr...
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December 3, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Nailed it. RT "@DuffelBlog: Russian Troops 'Optimistic' Deploying To Decades-Long Quagmire http://theduffel.co/1hlfzP8"
Duffelblog has gotten as cutting as the Onion these days.
“In exchange, ICE will share “lessons learned” about family separation policies and the treatment of unwanted women and children, which Taliban representatives described as “forward-thinking and inspirational.”
“In exchange, ICE will share “lessons learned” about family separation policies and the treatment of unwanted women and children, which Taliban representatives described as “forward-thinking and inspirational.”
ICE partners with Taliban to round up Afghan interpreters
Under the agreement, the Taliban will offer “on-the-ground expertise” in displacing and shattering the lives of former allies.
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September 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Duffelblog has gotten as cutting as the Onion these days.
“In exchange, ICE will share “lessons learned” about family separation policies and the treatment of unwanted women and children, which Taliban representatives described as “forward-thinking and inspirational.”
“In exchange, ICE will share “lessons learned” about family separation policies and the treatment of unwanted women and children, which Taliban representatives described as “forward-thinking and inspirational.”
We're gonna have to write down which sites are satire lol. At one point I thought it was only onion and duffelblog lol.
September 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
We're gonna have to write down which sites are satire lol. At one point I thought it was only onion and duffelblog lol.
Duffelblog for the win.
Secretary Austin awarded new “Sick Call Ranger” tab
Spec 4: "No phase recycles, my man just went straight through."
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January 19, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Duffelblog for the win.