I'm not a Cocomelon parent; you're gonna sit down and watch the original Dragon Ball, Batman: TAS, Twilight Zone, and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
November 3, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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2AM thoughts: one of the advantages of being a “little” is that it gives you cartoons that you can recommend to kids, or for those that have kids... instead of the usual Skibidi Cocomelon brainrot you see a lot of.
November 3, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Amazon has a Cocomelon shirt that comes in adult sizes that has the two characters i like the most, Yoyo and Tomtom on it.
i might just buy it for Christmas.
that's how serious i am about defending it.
Amazon has a Cocomelon shirt that comes in adult sizes that has the two characters i like the most, Yoyo and Tomtom on it.
i might just buy it for Christmas.
that's how serious i am about defending it.
November 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Not the worst kids show (that would be Cocomelon) but it’s definitely in the running
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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On Episode 2 of My Status as an Assassin Obviously Exceeds the Hero's and it is the most twice-chewed nice-guy-author’s-grievance-tour light novel slop, every scene is talking and nobody Does anything. the narrative is in a genre trope collect-a-thon to hijack your mirror neurons. isekai cocomelon
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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you know how parents will soothe their baby by placating them with cocomelon
people have done that to me with chainsaw man [or sangatsu no lion] i will be freaking out and they’ll bring up my special interests to get me to calm down😭😭
people have done that to me with chainsaw man [or sangatsu no lion] i will be freaking out and they’ll bring up my special interests to get me to calm down😭😭
November 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Cocomelon got punched by Pharaoh Man!
November 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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How do I make my bf take a shower? I played Cocomelon to try and make him want to get up but he’s still on my couch
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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watching gab play observation duty is my background cocomelon
November 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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❗ Estrenos domingueros en Prime Video 👇
⚠️ La T1 de 'La coleccionista' 🇪🇸 buff.ly/91kdXVm
⚠️ La T1-6 de 'Policías, en el corazón de la calle' 🇪🇸 buff.ly/E9uLcdp
En Disney+ 👇
⚠️ La T1-3 de 'CoComelon Animal Time' buff.ly/vxNkfMb
⚠️ La T1 de 'La coleccionista' 🇪🇸 buff.ly/91kdXVm
⚠️ La T1-6 de 'Policías, en el corazón de la calle' 🇪🇸 buff.ly/E9uLcdp
En Disney+ 👇
⚠️ La T1-3 de 'CoComelon Animal Time' buff.ly/vxNkfMb
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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She put mbtyugioh on for me like cocomelon while she got ready for work, lmao
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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I'm not a fan of Cocomelon either, but I don't have any kids, so I just don't look at it. For those folks who are bemoaning the fact that Cocomelon exists, unless you live with little kids who are obsessed with the show, what's the problem here? Just don't watch it.
November 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Yeah.
Like do you want Cocomelon AI type shit tho?
Like do you want Cocomelon AI type shit tho?
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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anyway, good morning
yes, i have a Cocomelon profile pic.
i find it to be extremely overhated. instead of bashing it just for existing, how about placing the blame on the parents who don't limit their kids' screen time instead?
yes, i have a Cocomelon profile pic.
i find it to be extremely overhated. instead of bashing it just for existing, how about placing the blame on the parents who don't limit their kids' screen time instead?
November 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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haha.
back to Cocomelon for a second... the name of the character i'm using is Yoyo.
yeah. most characters have normal sounding names... except for Yoyo and her older brother, Tomtom.
why their names are strange-sounding, i have no clue. but yeah. Yoyo is her name.
back to Cocomelon for a second... the name of the character i'm using is Yoyo.
yeah. most characters have normal sounding names... except for Yoyo and her older brother, Tomtom.
why their names are strange-sounding, i have no clue. but yeah. Yoyo is her name.
November 2, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Can the companies cancel Cocomelon: the movie, and move on?
(imagine if ElaHatcher was adapted to dreamworks/moonbug netflix show)
(imagine if ElaHatcher was adapted to dreamworks/moonbug netflix show)
November 2, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Regarding your current name, all I know of Cocomelon from coming across it while zapping, is that its a bunch of 5 minute CGI videos about a family underscored by various children's songs, nursery rhymes etc.. It's not bad but I found it not that noteworthy either.
November 2, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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#NewProfilePic
i'm well aware of Cocomelon's massive hatedom online, but i don't really care.
because honestly, if it weren't so overexposed, i don't think it would be as hated as it is.
it's not really that bad.
so i'm using a Cocomelon character for a little while. you'll live.
i'm well aware of Cocomelon's massive hatedom online, but i don't really care.
because honestly, if it weren't so overexposed, i don't think it would be as hated as it is.
it's not really that bad.
so i'm using a Cocomelon character for a little while. you'll live.
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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vampire survivors is at its very worst when it just goes Pure Cocomelon
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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i love insightful symbolism just as much as i love extremely unserious but creative and funny takes Its just so cocomelon
November 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Also, please don't add dumbass shit like "baby shark" or cocomelon tracks or I will end you. :)
November 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me
November 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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IS KPOP DEMON HUNTERS WOKE?! IS LOVE IS BLIND PRAXIS? DOES COCOMELON HAVE SLAY VIBES? IS FNAF ABOUT JESUS?
I hope I can contribute more to film and the theory behind film than that noise and just spitting back out these movies to you. I hope what I say means SOMETHING NEW.
I hope I can contribute more to film and the theory behind film than that noise and just spitting back out these movies to you. I hope what I say means SOMETHING NEW.
November 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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The Tortoise and The Hare | Animated Story for Kids | Slow and Steady Wins the Race
Video: youtu.be/2yK-k4fL-s4
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Video: youtu.be/2yK-k4fL-s4
#TheTortoiseAndTheHare
#AnimatedStories
#SlowAndSteadyWinsTheRace
#AnimalStories
#CartoonsForKids
#HareAndTortoiseStory
#RabbitAndTortoiseStory
#EMKidsHub
#BedtimeStory
#NurseryRhymes
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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There was smth really beautiful about me being drunk on the couch and you putting on Joshua as my cocomelon . Thank you .
November 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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