My co-op cooks daily vegan meals for even less than that, granted the calories really aren't there unless you go nuts with the rice and tofu.
February 16, 2026 at 4:20 AM
My co-op cooks daily vegan meals for even less than that, granted the calories really aren't there unless you go nuts with the rice and tofu.
When "stuffed stupid" isn't so much a lurid turn of phrase, but a legitimate description of your permanent lifestyle, as your new owner would be only too happy to illustrate.
"Oh yeah - it doesn't really *think* anymore. Waste of good calories. Not like it could do much if it still did anyway."
"Oh yeah - it doesn't really *think* anymore. Waste of good calories. Not like it could do much if it still did anyway."
February 16, 2026 at 4:03 AM
When "stuffed stupid" isn't so much a lurid turn of phrase, but a legitimate description of your permanent lifestyle, as your new owner would be only too happy to illustrate.
"Oh yeah - it doesn't really *think* anymore. Waste of good calories. Not like it could do much if it still did anyway."
"Oh yeah - it doesn't really *think* anymore. Waste of good calories. Not like it could do much if it still did anyway."
When I first visited Osaka, after a few days on tempting conbini food, I realized it was averaging $1/100 calories and this wasn't a good long term plan ($20/day for 2000 calories) and switched back to cooking.
February 16, 2026 at 3:57 AM
When I first visited Osaka, after a few days on tempting conbini food, I realized it was averaging $1/100 calories and this wasn't a good long term plan ($20/day for 2000 calories) and switched back to cooking.
Extra long jeans workout to get rid of those calories.
February 16, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Extra long jeans workout to get rid of those calories.
Not easy to do. Thru my 20's I starved & worked out & ran & counted calories but my fingernails peeled & hair got stringy so I changed. Now I could dig graves with these claws but my hair is so-so
February 16, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Not easy to do. Thru my 20's I starved & worked out & ran & counted calories but my fingernails peeled & hair got stringy so I changed. Now I could dig graves with these claws but my hair is so-so
I meant to reply but why is it always him at the scene of the crime. HE WROTE GO PRINCESS PRECURE AND KIRAKIRA PRECURE. AND THEN HE WAS WRITING THE CALORIES EPISODE OF ZYUOH.
February 16, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I meant to reply but why is it always him at the scene of the crime. HE WROTE GO PRINCESS PRECURE AND KIRAKIRA PRECURE. AND THEN HE WAS WRITING THE CALORIES EPISODE OF ZYUOH.
Yeah, I feel like 20 g / 200-ish calories is reasonable. Anything with a higher protein to calorie ratio tastes awful, anything significantly less isn’t really a protein bar
February 16, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Yeah, I feel like 20 g / 200-ish calories is reasonable. Anything with a higher protein to calorie ratio tastes awful, anything significantly less isn’t really a protein bar
Happy Valentine’s Day to @racheljanae.bsky.social.
For my gift, I’m letting her have 300 calories for dinner instead of 200.
For my gift, I’m letting her have 300 calories for dinner instead of 200.
February 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day to @racheljanae.bsky.social.
For my gift, I’m letting her have 300 calories for dinner instead of 200.
For my gift, I’m letting her have 300 calories for dinner instead of 200.
Hell yeah, I feel sooo big now guys! 🥵☺️
I'm feeling stronger and stronger, buzzing with gym-energy 😁😊! Now it's time to eat really big and see how long my stomach will stand bulk-level calories 💪😌🥵
I'm feeling stronger and stronger, buzzing with gym-energy 😁😊! Now it's time to eat really big and see how long my stomach will stand bulk-level calories 💪😌🥵
February 16, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Hell yeah, I feel sooo big now guys! 🥵☺️
I'm feeling stronger and stronger, buzzing with gym-energy 😁😊! Now it's time to eat really big and see how long my stomach will stand bulk-level calories 💪😌🥵
I'm feeling stronger and stronger, buzzing with gym-energy 😁😊! Now it's time to eat really big and see how long my stomach will stand bulk-level calories 💪😌🥵
cava gotta be lying about the calories in that chicken harissa bowl that shit is illegally filling
February 16, 2026 at 2:50 AM
cava gotta be lying about the calories in that chicken harissa bowl that shit is illegally filling
The real benefit I've always found from IF is an easier way to count calories.
A new systematic analysis of intermittent fasting from 22 randomized trials shows no advantage for weight loss or other outcomes compared with regular diet advice
www.cochranelibrary.com/cdsr/doi/10....
www.cochranelibrary.com/cdsr/doi/10....
February 16, 2026 at 2:47 AM
The real benefit I've always found from IF is an easier way to count calories.
941 calories 😂
February 16, 2026 at 2:46 AM
941 calories 😂
These batch should be way over 2000 calories and have about way too much protein. Instead of eggs I used one of chia seed pudding (so extra protein from the soy milk)
February 16, 2026 at 2:46 AM
These batch should be way over 2000 calories and have about way too much protein. Instead of eggs I used one of chia seed pudding (so extra protein from the soy milk)
Weight loss is simply mathematics.
Burn more calories than you consume.
It’s in the weight loss industry’s best interest to complicate the issue and convince the public they are needed and have the magical solution.
Fire them all.
Track your caloric intake and calories burned.
Math folks.
Burn more calories than you consume.
It’s in the weight loss industry’s best interest to complicate the issue and convince the public they are needed and have the magical solution.
Fire them all.
Track your caloric intake and calories burned.
Math folks.
February 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Weight loss is simply mathematics.
Burn more calories than you consume.
It’s in the weight loss industry’s best interest to complicate the issue and convince the public they are needed and have the magical solution.
Fire them all.
Track your caloric intake and calories burned.
Math folks.
Burn more calories than you consume.
It’s in the weight loss industry’s best interest to complicate the issue and convince the public they are needed and have the magical solution.
Fire them all.
Track your caloric intake and calories burned.
Math folks.
Mike Sommerfeld
💪💪🏋️ Bodybuilders work 💥🔥
This is the phase where motivation leaves the chat.
Calories low.
Volume high.
Recovery questionable.
You’re not training for Instagram angles anymore.
You’re training for symmetry, density, and judges with microscopes.
Still showing up.
Still executing.
...
💪💪🏋️ Bodybuilders work 💥🔥
This is the phase where motivation leaves the chat.
Calories low.
Volume high.
Recovery questionable.
You’re not training for Instagram angles anymore.
You’re training for symmetry, density, and judges with microscopes.
Still showing up.
Still executing.
...
February 16, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Mike Sommerfeld
💪💪🏋️ Bodybuilders work 💥🔥
This is the phase where motivation leaves the chat.
Calories low.
Volume high.
Recovery questionable.
You’re not training for Instagram angles anymore.
You’re training for symmetry, density, and judges with microscopes.
Still showing up.
Still executing.
...
💪💪🏋️ Bodybuilders work 💥🔥
This is the phase where motivation leaves the chat.
Calories low.
Volume high.
Recovery questionable.
You’re not training for Instagram angles anymore.
You’re training for symmetry, density, and judges with microscopes.
Still showing up.
Still executing.
...
940 calories and they couldn’t even crack 100 with protein? Some edamame? Quinoa? Something?!?
February 16, 2026 at 2:32 AM
940 calories and they couldn’t even crack 100 with protein? Some edamame? Quinoa? Something?!?
The protein bars I get that taste decent have 22 grams in 260 calories
February 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
The protein bars I get that taste decent have 22 grams in 260 calories
Damn 940 calories for that?
February 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Damn 940 calories for that?
The devil burns your calories in the inferno of complex carbohydrates!
February 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
The devil burns your calories in the inferno of complex carbohydrates!
help me out here, these guys are getting their computers to do their 'work' (though i can't figure out what the work is) and they're also feeling overwhelmed? how? that's like burning as many calories as a tour de france cyclist while sat in the back of a car, surely?
February 16, 2026 at 2:22 AM
help me out here, these guys are getting their computers to do their 'work' (though i can't figure out what the work is) and they're also feeling overwhelmed? how? that's like burning as many calories as a tour de france cyclist while sat in the back of a car, surely?
I rolled a nat one on this test, I'm now going to chase them in pursuit of calories.
February 16, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I rolled a nat one on this test, I'm now going to chase them in pursuit of calories.
I’m 131 calories shy at this point in time (in the middle of the big evening walk for the nutballs).
February 16, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I’m 131 calories shy at this point in time (in the middle of the big evening walk for the nutballs).
I’m laughing at the McDonalds reference. If you were really tracking every penny, you’d know that Taco Bell or a pizza is way more calories per dollar. Kind of proving Wills point that this idealized poor person who knows everything to the penny and notices a 2% difference is noble savage fiction.
February 16, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I’m laughing at the McDonalds reference. If you were really tracking every penny, you’d know that Taco Bell or a pizza is way more calories per dollar. Kind of proving Wills point that this idealized poor person who knows everything to the penny and notices a 2% difference is noble savage fiction.
I looked at the label of this prebiotic soda and learned that it contains fiber meant to support gut health. It only has about 30 calories, which makes it seem like a healthier option. However, it still contains added sugar and manufactured flavor blends.
#beh353 @beh353.bsky.social
#beh353 @beh353.bsky.social
February 16, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I looked at the label of this prebiotic soda and learned that it contains fiber meant to support gut health. It only has about 30 calories, which makes it seem like a healthier option. However, it still contains added sugar and manufactured flavor blends.
#beh353 @beh353.bsky.social
#beh353 @beh353.bsky.social