#Assblast
Al yes. Believe I’ve head about toxic assblast syndrome
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Ok I think I was just pissed off bc of the assblast zone, I just did the open skies achievement for the desolation zone and I had a much better time getting all the things there
Anyways I got 150 more gold to grind and 3 more zones to go until I get my griffon 👁️👄👁️
April 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The trickle you feel is the oligarchs pissing on your leg and telling you it's raining before they assblast you.
July 15, 2025 at 9:31 AM
omg you are fine, i primarily mean assblast adverts like for temu or politics or whatever else some billionaire company throws out like i am exhausted. brother your taco bell ad does not make me want taco bell (but also that sounds very cute and im glad for programs to support conservation!)
December 1, 2024 at 6:43 AM
More like the post assblast arc
October 23, 2024 at 2:02 PM
ASSBLAST is the only good Baseball content
September 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Not even like
Shit or assblast or whatever

It's poo poo said in a cutesy voice, reserved for talking to infants and york dogs
August 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
If you’re gonna assblast me in Chess at least tell me your ELO before you do
December 4, 2024 at 1:34 AM
i found a thing to import your whole twitter archive but i do Not want to assblast all your timelines so ill do it on a fresh account. my precious chronology..... preserved.................
November 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I forgot about Grand Poo Bear's ASSBLAST event happening rn
August 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
>check his body. i'm looking for bugs or hidden cameras
>if they're not on him they're in my house
>luckily he has a full, unopened toolkit
>check his wallet
>i wanna make sure i didn't just assblast some scared homeless dude trying to get some shelter from the aesthetic 24/7 night time rain
September 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
me struggling with the music every time there's a chill track and it doesn't assblast me with the first notes of Azure Arbitrator
December 10, 2025 at 9:15 AM
nah that gun is still so broken, just watch King's Cup and other jp majors. It's farming Ws like every 2 weeks idk why west isn't playing it over sth like assblast.
February 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
telling pals im going to take a nap when really i just drink my 5th cup of coffee stuff sugar cookies down my throat and pray to the eldritch god of assblast that i continue to stay awake
February 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Assblast. I don't have a post to put around that but you can use it if you like.
August 30, 2023 at 11:07 PM
Try to hunt bears for maximum meats, fix your broken axle, and plan to leave baby Assblast behind. He's got dysentery and is not long for this world. Not everyone is gonna make it to Willamette Valley.
August 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
gonna assblast thru all of these orders.....then i can draw women doing women.........
December 11, 2023 at 10:53 AM
If you're ever in a group and are able to fart undetected, ask everyone if they smell popcorn to trick them into a deep inhale of your assblast.
October 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
woah, assblast ahoy
December 18, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I like that I go to ONE Sounders game last season and they think I'm a fan and assblast my email with promotions. Pls, there's only one real Cascadia team. 😤
March 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I, in particular, am gonna assblast u so hard ❤️
October 21, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Look! The gals at the beach!! Now’s the PERFECT time to go bubbling up the nice Florida beaches~ 🏝️

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May 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM