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the disgrace of the marine life club
@porchcollapse.bsky.social
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kenzie, 29, usa
my pronouns are dealers choice | rgg/ffxiv/enstars | same name on twt/discord !
currently on gardenscapes level 11,611
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the disgrace of the marine life club @porchcollapse.bsky.social · Feb 21
finally tossing this here :3c hit me up
Text: "Commission Info: Flat Color. Bust $45. Half Body $60. Full Body $80. Full Color. Bust $60. Half Body $90. Full Body $120. Add characters: 1/2 price each." On the left is a flat color example, on the right is full color. Text: "Meme redraws are 20% off the regular price! Larger/unique projects are negotiable! If you've seen me do something similar, feel free to ask!" On the left is a meme redraw example, on the right is a more complex background. On top is a solo character shot. Text: "Will do: OCs, fanart, real people, mild gore, NSFW, furries, designs from written description. Won't do: real people shipping, hateful content, i reserve the right to turn down and commission i'm not comfortable with. More examples @ kenzieddie on Bluesky. Contact via DM or porchcollapse on Discord. Thank you for perusing my wares!" On the left is another fully painted example.
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kenzieddie.bsky.social
watched nana and it ruined my life. hated the experience. 10/10.
A drawing of Nana and Hachi sitting on the ground facing away from each other, knees pulled up to their chests. Nana is smiling softly, looking forward. Hachi's eyes are gently closed, her face relaxed. The drawing is mostly white, with the clothes and hair colored in two tones of pink and with soft teal shading.
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
porchcollapse.bsky.social
like eight years ago i bought one of those fancy sets of vampire fangs you mold to your teeth and they are somehow the most sound investment ive ever made bc its been eight years straight of "i dont need to plan a costume. ive got a nice top, eyeshadow, and fangs at home." never gets old.
October 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
porchcollapse.bsky.social
(guy watching iwtv s1 for the first time in 2025 voice) hey this is pretty good. is anyone talking about this.
October 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
porchcollapse.bsky.social
realizing i havent posted r'vo in ages. you know. this guy.
A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot of my catboy
October 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
porchcollapse.bsky.social
at it again. r'vokah tia real.
A plush doll of a guy with tan skin, blond hair, and black cat ears and tail. One ear is cut short. His embroidered face has mismatched yellow eyes and a cat mouth smile. His hair parts into shaggy, spiky bangs. His body is also covered in embroidered tattoos. The same doll from the side, showing the tail and a ponytail sticking out the back. The same doll from the back. The tail is removed, showing little buttcheeks. The bottom of his hands and feet also have pink paw prints.
October 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
porchcollapse.bsky.social
pictured: the comfiest coziest starsky ever conceived + 30 seconds later when he stuck his paw in my mouth so i bit it
A photo of my cat laying on his side on my bed, one paw latched onto the blanket. In the same spot, hes now sitting up with one paw extended, squinting in annoyance.
October 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
porchcollapse.bsky.social
everyone told me not to play ultra despair girls bc it sucked ass but i love games that suck ass so you can only imagine my disappointment when it actually sucked ass
October 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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kenzieddie.bsky.social
this started as "toko should have gotten a new outfit for udg" and landed at "jill is trapped forever in tokos dark academia pinterest boards"✂️👓
A digital drawing of Genocider Jill from Dangan Ronpa. Shes standing bent backwards and to the side, looking up at the camera from upside down and grinning with her tongue sticking out. One hand is holding a pair of scissors next to her face, the other is hanging with another pair dangling from her fingers. Shes wearing an oversized dark green sweater over an orange button down and grey wool skirt. The shirt has been shredded, exposing the tally marks carved into her thigh. She's also wearing slouchy pink socks with brown loafers and a silver locket necklace. The background is a bright yellow-green with a harsh brown shadow being cast by her.
October 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
porchcollapse.bsky.social
i miss posting "hey does anyone want to commission me. no reason." every time i want to make the stupidest purchase imaginable. it feels more gauche when i havent posted anything in a month.
September 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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abiding-artist.bsky.social
I’m back shipping anime characters again.
September 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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kenzieddie.bsky.social
i just wanted to draw a lot of hair. stream ultissimo. if they had music. 🌾🌼
September 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
porchcollapse.bsky.social
i made them make dangan ronpa 2 2.
September 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
porchcollapse.bsky.social
i did this.
kenzieddie.bsky.social 🌻 @kenzieddie.bsky.social · Aug 30
ive been playing the dangan ronpas and the ponytail komaeda from the anniversary art rly charmed me.........
A digital drawing of Nagito Komaeda from Dangan Ronpa from the thighs up. He's grinning down at the camera, one hand extended towards it and the other held near his face. His hair is tied back in a half ponytain and hes wearing a dark dress shirt, pants, and vest, with an untied bowtie hanging around his neck.
September 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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kenzieddie.bsky.social
ive been playing the dangan ronpas and the ponytail komaeda from the anniversary art rly charmed me.........
A digital drawing of Nagito Komaeda from Dangan Ronpa from the thighs up. He's grinning down at the camera, one hand extended towards it and the other held near his face. His hair is tied back in a half ponytain and hes wearing a dark dress shirt, pants, and vest, with an untied bowtie hanging around his neck.
August 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
porchcollapse.bsky.social
the new punchline is that the check engine light turned back off and i sold it on facebook marketplace. never give up.
porchcollapse.bsky.social the disgrace of the marine life club @porchcollapse.bsky.social · Jun 28
the punchline to this tweet is now that it progressed from "ignorable problem" to "do not drive that car" the day after i quit my job. never feel safe.
porchcollapse.bsky.social the disgrace of the marine life club @porchcollapse.bsky.social · Apr 3
ive been ignoring my check engine light since october and it just turned itself off. never give up.
August 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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kenzieddie.bsky.social
our dnd party needed a group picture at our tavern 🍻
A digital drawing of an eclectic group of characters sitting at a rustic bar. On the left is a yellow kitsune woman with a long orange ponytail wearing a floral kimono and holding a mug, smiling towards the group. Behind the bar in front of her is an elf man with bronze skin and a shaggy blonde mullet, wearing a sleeveless cropped top and bandages on his hands. He's grimacing as his mug is whacked by a blue, winged kobold standing on the bar next to him. The kobold is wearing furry scraps of clothing and grinning widely. In front of them is a black aasimar with short, curly white hair and soft purpley wings. They also hold a mug and smile warmly to their friends. Next behind the bar is a tall cheetah woman, wearing a sleeveless top with gold trim. She's scowling down at the final member of the party, a pale elf with long, wavy auburn hair, wearing a robe that's visibly growing mold and a large green witches hat, drinking a goblet of wine and talking enthusiastically. Above the group, a winged wolf is flying after a crow, who is in turn biting at the tail of a tiny rainbow dragon who has stolen a fruit pie.
August 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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fawndly.bsky.social
hell yeah brother
August 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
porchcollapse.bsky.social
the amount of times i sketch a character and say out loud to myself "ok and can we make it look less like you want to fuck them"
August 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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kenzieddie.bsky.social
im two weeks late to my 5th ffxiversary ❤️ my yearly cat offering
A digital painting of a character from the shoulders up. He has blonde hair with black roots pulled into a ponytail with long choppy bangs and matching black cat ears. He is wearing a black turtleneck with an oversized teal jacket, and has one hand raised to his shoulder wearing a black fingerless glove. He also has gold eyeshadow and a smattering of gold earrings. The drawing is lit with a dramatic bright red on the right, with the left in harsh teal shadow.
August 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
porchcollapse.bsky.social
every time i call a repair person to my house they give me the slot where they say between 8 and 11 and show up at 7:50, and every time i feel a nonsensical impulse to act like theyre not the only reason im awake
July 31, 2025 at 11:59 AM
porchcollapse.bsky.social
we're at a college bar visiting my cousin and my uncle is next to me browsing the Wikipedia page for Pale Ale
A photo of a table at a bar. There are multiple large, bowl shaped glasses of beer. Hands at the seat next to the camera are holding a phone open to the Wikipedia page for "Pale Ale".
July 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
porchcollapse.bsky.social
at a casino. despite being ID'd at the door three staff members have asked if im 21. all three times i didnt hear them and my mom jumped in to say SHES ALMOST THIRTY.
July 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
porchcollapse.bsky.social
sorry that i only open this app once a month to post my cat do you still think im cool and hot
July 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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judepaw.bsky.social
Wuk Lamat: I'm just not sure I'm ready to be a leader yet.

Kazuma Kiryu: You have a good heart... That matters more than being a strong fighter. And if you feel lost... Your bro has your back. That's what family is for.

Wuk Lamat: Yeah... Thanks, Kiryu!

🎸[SUBSTORY: THE DRAGON & THE LION - END]
whywolfsenpai.bsky.social Whywolf 🐺 [Gone Shiny Hunting] ✨ @whywolfsenpai.bsky.social · Nov 20
SE announces a new XIV crossover raid series similar to the Nier raids but with a super unexpected IP. What other game would you want the crossover to be? What are some of the fights and rewards like?

#FFXIV #wolqotd
July 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
porchcollapse.bsky.social
im out of town and my sister is taking pictures of starsky that look like he wrote a new york times bestselling thriller
A photo of my cat, facing a window but turned to the side so the light only hits the side of his face, leaving most of the photo dark. He is looking just to the right of the camera, somewhat wistfully.
July 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM