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porchcollapse.bsky.social
the disgrace of the marine life club
@porchcollapse.bsky.social
kenzie, 29, usa
my pronouns are dealers choice | rgg/ffxiv/enstars | same name on twt/discord !
currently on gardenscapes level 11,611
art: @kenzieddie.bsky.social ✏️
wait i didnt show you the snake earring on the other side. im flexing on this childrens halloween party.
October 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
there are t-shirts in my closet that ive gotten less mileage out of
October 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
realizing i havent posted r'vo in ages. you know. this guy.
October 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
the tattoos were an intentional tactic to make this take like a year bc if i start accumulating too many guys ive made ill get stressed out. i dont even like plushies. and it almost worked, i ordered this fabric on february 12th.
October 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
at it again. r'vokah tia real.
October 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
pictured: the comfiest coziest starsky ever conceived + 30 seconds later when he stuck his paw in my mouth so i bit it
October 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
we're at a college bar visiting my cousin and my uncle is next to me browsing the Wikipedia page for Pale Ale
July 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
alright if this is gonna pop off everyone needs to know he usually looks stupid
July 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
im out of town and my sister is taking pictures of starsky that look like he wrote a new york times bestselling thriller
July 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
"whats in his pocket" oh nothing
July 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
i may be addicted to making tiny doll clothes.
July 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
> thumbnailing a composition
> remembers in the back of my mind seeing a tip ages ago that the direction a character is moving across the image can feel more "wrong" or "right" but cant remember which way around
> using all my brain cells types this into my phone
June 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
my parents completely repurposed my bedroom into a game room like three years ago but this is still here. possibly theyve never closed the door and seen it. im not going to tell them.
June 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
🚨 🚨 NEW GUYS BLOOMED 🚨 🚨
June 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
not to be all "look at all the grass ive been touching" but ive run out of group chats to send flower pictures to like a proud mother whenever a new one blooms. look at my plants, boy.
June 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
my court eunuch got piss on my bed when i was trying to take a nap. shall i have him hanged.
May 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
sorry for starskyposting without a picture. heres what he looks like when hes taking a nap and doesnt care about you.
April 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
i hand stitched these back on using the holes from the machine stitching for maximum authenticity. why i did that when i will never wear this out of the house for anyone to see i cannot explain.
April 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
the perfect crime.
April 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
please look at this starsky picture where he looks like a discarded toy
April 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
im being fixed.
March 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
tabs out and everyone starts pissing on me #BarAP
March 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
this fuckin' guy
March 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
okay ❤️
yay ❤️
March 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
second thing i learned my gym buddy sucks ASS
March 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM