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porchcollapse.bsky.social
the disgrace of the marine life club
@porchcollapse.bsky.social
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kenzie, 29, usa
my pronouns are dealers choice | rgg/ffxiv/enstars | same name on twt/discord !
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wait i didnt show you the snake earring on the other side. im flexing on this childrens halloween party.
Another mirror selfie where I'm facing the other way, revealing a gold snake ear cuff above my dangly gold eye earrings.
October 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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there are t-shirts in my closet that ive gotten less mileage out of
A mirror selfie of me with my hair half up, wearing a black turtleneck under a poofy white shirt and a collection of gold jewelry. A selfie in the same pose but smiling, showing vampire fangs.
October 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
porchcollapse.bsky.social
realizing i havent posted r'vo in ages. you know. this guy.
A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot of my catboy
October 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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the tattoos were an intentional tactic to make this take like a year bc if i start accumulating too many guys ive made ill get stressed out. i dont even like plushies. and it almost worked, i ordered this fabric on february 12th.
A close up of the face with the bangs flipped out of the way. Theres a scar running across his nose and down his chin. The front of the body, showing tattoos of leafy vines over top surgery scars, a dagger on his left leg, a rope on the right, and nautical stars on his chest. A shot of his right side, showing a lighthouse on his thigh, a snake on his arm, a swallow on his hip, an anchor on his bicep, and roses on his shoulder.
October 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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at it again. r'vokah tia real.
A plush doll of a guy with tan skin, blond hair, and black cat ears and tail. One ear is cut short. His embroidered face has mismatched yellow eyes and a cat mouth smile. His hair parts into shaggy, spiky bangs. His body is also covered in embroidered tattoos. The same doll from the side, showing the tail and a ponytail sticking out the back. The same doll from the back. The tail is removed, showing little buttcheeks. The bottom of his hands and feet also have pink paw prints.
October 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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pictured: the comfiest coziest starsky ever conceived + 30 seconds later when he stuck his paw in my mouth so i bit it
A photo of my cat laying on his side on my bed, one paw latched onto the blanket. In the same spot, hes now sitting up with one paw extended, squinting in annoyance.
October 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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we're at a college bar visiting my cousin and my uncle is next to me browsing the Wikipedia page for Pale Ale
A photo of a table at a bar. There are multiple large, bowl shaped glasses of beer. Hands at the seat next to the camera are holding a phone open to the Wikipedia page for "Pale Ale".
July 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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alright if this is gonna pop off everyone needs to know he usually looks stupid
A zoomed in picture of my cat, looking upwards with his tongue sticking out a little. A photo from a moment later, he's now looking at the camera, tongue still out, one eye closed in a wink.
July 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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im out of town and my sister is taking pictures of starsky that look like he wrote a new york times bestselling thriller
A photo of my cat, facing a window but turned to the side so the light only hits the side of his face, leaving most of the photo dark. He is looking just to the right of the camera, somewhat wistfully.
July 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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"whats in his pocket" oh nothing
A photo of the doll from below, his serene expression contrasted by a tiny knife resting in his hand.
July 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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i may be addicted to making tiny doll clothes.
A 20cm cloth doll of Eichi Tenshouin from Ensemble Stars, wearing a green kimono with a white, lace-trimmed apron over it, with brown, teal, and gold accents and flower button accessories. He also has cat ears decorated with hair bows. The back of the doll, showing the apron tied in a big bow over his cat tail. A close up showing the apron pocket, embroidered with green flowers and geometric patterns, and a brooch made of pink and green flower buttons with teal and brown ribbons. A close up of the other side, showing the same flower embroidery on the kimono sleeve, a decorative gold chain made of thread, and another pink flower button on the waistband.
July 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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> thumbnailing a composition
> remembers in the back of my mind seeing a tip ages ago that the direction a character is moving across the image can feel more "wrong" or "right" but cant remember which way around
> using all my brain cells types this into my phone
a google search bar with "evil side of painting" entered
June 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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my parents completely repurposed my bedroom into a game room like three years ago but this is still here. possibly theyve never closed the door and seen it. im not going to tell them.
A Kingdom Hearts 2 poster hanging on the back of a door.
June 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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🚨 🚨 NEW GUYS BLOOMED 🚨 🚨
The same front garden from the opposite side. A few orange and white poppies have now emerged. A closer shot of the orange and white poppies, who are leaning over because I got a little too enthusiastic with the hose.
June 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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not to be all "look at all the grass ive been touching" but ive run out of group chats to send flower pictures to like a proud mother whenever a new one blooms. look at my plants, boy.
A picture of my front yard, which has two metal tubs with flowers planted in them in shades of red and yellow.
June 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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my court eunuch got piss on my bed when i was trying to take a nap. shall i have him hanged.
A really zoomed in fuzzy picture of my cat taken from around a doorframe.
May 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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sorry for starskyposting without a picture. heres what he looks like when hes taking a nap and doesnt care about you.
My cat curled up in my bed facing away from the camera.
April 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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i hand stitched these back on using the holes from the machine stitching for maximum authenticity. why i did that when i will never wear this out of the house for anyone to see i cannot explain.
A zoomed in shot of the zig zag stitching on the M patch.
April 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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the perfect crime.
A mirror selfie wearing a sweatshirt that reads "CMU Alumni" with the C M and U being large, plaid patches. Another selfie wearing the same sweatshirt but the letters have been rearranged to read "CUM Alumni"
April 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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please look at this starsky picture where he looks like a discarded toy
A photo of my cat slouched on the couch, head lolled to the side.
April 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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im being fixed.
March 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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tabs out and everyone starts pissing on me #BarAP
A screenshot of FFXIV where one character is laying on the ground and a circle is gathered around him watering him with watering cans.
March 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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this fuckin' guy
A photo taken through blankets, my cats tiny face hidden within them.
March 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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okay ❤️
yay ❤️
March 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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second thing i learned my gym buddy sucks ASS
My cat with his stupid tongue out. Also my cat, rolling up my yoga mat to bite it and kick it with his hind legs.
March 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM