When this happened (on Sunday) I got an error message & a link to a troubleshooting page. One suggestion was PERFORM A FACTORY RESET. Now they issue a statement with big red text saying don't do this 'cause you'll fuck up your device. #HeyGoogle, that's excellent work. #ApologyNotAccepted

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#TrumpVoters are insufferable - they didn’t care about persecution of #BlackPeople until it happens to them 🤡

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Your Favorite Brand’s Apology Is Written by a Bot Trained on Disappointment
open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#CorporateEmpathy #Botpology #PRFails #ApologyNotAccepted #BrandDisaster #MarketingSatire #ModernCapitalism #SyntheticRemorse #EssayOfTheYear

Your Favorite Brand’s Apology Is Written by a Bot Trained on Disappointment
open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#CorporateEmpathy #Botpology #PRFails #ApologyNotAccepted #BrandDisaster #MarketingSatire #ModernCapitalism #SyntheticRemorse #EssayOfTheYear

The Movie producer, Dinesh D'Souza AND True the Vote should ALL be made to pay through the nose with a multi-billion dollar penalty for the LIES they told
It's the ONLY way (well, maybe a long prison sentence, too) to stop this nonsense
#2000Mules
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Sorry, Brian Kilmeade. You can't un-crack the egg.
You revealed yourself to be a horrible human.
#ApologyNotAccepted

There are people on TikTok claiming that the ‘95 remake of this song by Allure and 112 is better that the original. Phuh leeze. Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam with Full Force will never be defeated. #GenX #ApologyNotAccepted

Sorry, Brian Kilmeade. You can't un-crack the egg.
You revealed yourself to be a horrible human.
#ApologyNotAccepted #FoxNews

Fuck him! He’s a big boy & damn well old enough to think before he publicly sticks his tiny dick in his own ass!

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