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stupidtwink.bsky.social
apologist
January 31, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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danielgray.com
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
a comic where three superheroes pose and one says: WE'RE THE FEMINIST-FATALES AND WE LOVE SUPPORTING WOMEN!! suddenly a group of figures wreathed in smoke bust through a wall shouting “not so fast” three villains stand and say: WE'RE THE DE-SISTERS AND WE WANNA TEAR DOWN OTHER WOMEN!! AND BE SUBSERVIENT TO MEN SOCIOPOLITICALLY AND STUFF we zoom out to see this scenario is being acted out with figurines by a small boy who makes his dolls say "YOU'RE MISINTERPRETING THE TEXT! GENDER PERFORMANCE IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH A FIXED DICHOTOMY OF GENDER!!' "BIMODALITY IS STILL DICHOTOMOUS! SPECTRUMS CAN BE HEMISPHERED INTO DISCRETE HALVES!!" his mom who’s watching him, speaks into her phone: NO NO, I'LL SUPPORT HIM WHEN HE INEVITABLY COMES OUT I JUST WANT WHOEVER HE BECOMES TO GET LAID
January 17, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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bigskycastle.bsky.social
gazehounds
January 10, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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xlagrima.bsky.social
girlo 1
December 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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keithstack.com
This photo looks like when someone is trying really hard to draw a realistic person, but they’re not good at it yet.
iwantyoustudio.bsky.social Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social · Dec 5
A perfectly NORMAL picture of the world's GREATEST president (who is also the HEALTHIEST man alive) picking up his very REAL peace award.
A perfectly AWFUL picture of the world's WORST president (who is also the UNHEALTHIEST man alive) picking up his very FAKE peace award.
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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hoodrattanak.bsky.social
🎃 happy halloween!

no new art this year but i had some free time to clean up this old sketch
Morrigan flying through Halloween night
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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beanytuesday.bsky.social
2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On
August 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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nkalamb.bsky.social
Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.
How Genocide Happened
October 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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velocity69.bsky.social
Greta Thunberg has arrived in Greece following her deportation from Israel,
after the Gaza aid flotilla was intercepted
#GlobalSumudFlotilla
She said:
“I could talk for a very,very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment.
Trust me, but that is not the story.”
#Athens airport
October 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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junlper.beer
September 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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outsidewolves.bsky.social
Interlaced, 2025. This was originally shared as an unlimited edition double-sided Riso print as part of Room Party at Bunker Projects in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
A cartoon drawing of several figures and elements overlaid atop each other. An anthropomorphic wolf is shown holding a computer mouse and looking at a computer screen meeting the gaze of a naked werewolf in bathtub. In front of the screen, a wolf wearing light formal wear smiles next to the transparent outline of a figure wearing a dress. To the right, a wolf is seen sitting in a chair with an electric, elastic band secured around their chest. Also seen are two smaller computer monitors depicting a hot air balloons descending over trees, and another showing a wavy line tracing up and down before settling inside two guidelines. A page of text with three separate messages, interlaced line-by-line. In the image, the first message is reproduced in very light grey. The second is reproduced in darker grey. The third is reproduced in black. To make this visual intent more evident, the text is reproduced here with 1, 2 or 3 listed before each line, representing how they are printed on the original document. Note: Bluesky cannot hold the entirety of this message in its alt text. It will be continued on the next image. 1 The band was kept snug around my torso; webbing around my back and sides secured an 2 I let girls come to me. Maybe some which saw something in me that I couldn’t acknowledge 3 Teen Wolf (1985) didn’t land the final blow, but something about transcending traditional human 1 expandable rubber tube over my upper stomach. An external cannula connected it to a box at the side of 2 at the time. At every other formal dance, I went along with cultural motions which I learned phonetically, the muscle 3 physicality in a public setting after a period of hiding must have sparked a little ember inside of me- Something that I 1 the computer, which gauged the pressure difference that occurred when inhaling or exhaling. 2 memory of male relatives and friends tying corsages to wrists and posing for photographs in each other’s homes. 3 didn’t think was that inflammable. It smoldered until I first AltaVista’d “werewolves” on my weekly web searching 1 The children’s version of the software displayed a hot air balloon traveling across the screen, and 2 This was followed by a respectable evening at a restaurant and a dark gymnasium. I must say that I enjoyed the 3 session. My transformation was not set with a bodice-ripping hunt, helpless to escape, falling under a ball of claws and A photograph of two stacks of documents on a gallery shelf. Alt text continued: 1 a soft, controlled descent could be made with a slow exhalation. For adults, the screen showed something 2 novelty of dressing up and dancing, for no-one in particular, feeling nothing in particular. After all, who has anything 3 teeth. Instead, it was a kind yet piercing gaze from a bathtub, seen after several pages of fantasy-scifi-adjacent canines 1 so starkly obvious that it seems contrived, in retrospect: 2 to hide when they don’t know what they’re hiding? Years after high school a self-addressed letter would arrive at my 3 posing in forests, laboratories and spaceships. Unlike every other goddamn mainstream depiction of gay men in the 1A plotted chart of one’s breath between two lines which you learned to stay within, helping affect a new way of 2 ancestral home, and I opened it while visiting from graduate school, where my claws were sprouting. It was a message. 3 1990s, these fluffy gentlemen looked at and embraced each other without equivocation for straight viewers. 1 speaking that would appear fluent. 2 The result of an assignment from an English teacher; written, addressed and sealed in class by my past self ten years 3 Beyond humanity laid a framework of infinite possibility. And then, his gaze turned my way. 1 Somewhere in the same room, a pamphlet proudly listed many very famous and successful people who had a stutter, 2 prior. My eyes were the only ones to see it. But I barely recognized the writer. 3 He looked at me, head cocked, sending a biting shock of sincerity that had evaded me until then. 1 but somehow, never stuttered in public. 2 When you wear a mask for too long, you get used to the narrow field of view. 3 Oh no! I like this! I like this very much! To the lower right of the preceding messages, which were surrounded by a thin grey line in the form of a box, reads the author’s signature and date: OUTSIDEWOLVES 2025.
July 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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theonion.com
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
August 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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olegbulakh.bsky.social
August 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
zysoo.bsky.social
convinced that no one really wants to ask me if I’m okay because I’m just Too Much to deal with
July 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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rennerei.bsky.social
Tyrus Wong for Bambi 1938 - 1941
July 12, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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cdsart.bsky.social
Hello! #portfolioday, I'm available for illustration work! I'd love to help you with your game/album/book/ttrpg/etc.! My portfolio is in my bio(⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡
July 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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comicsbydex.bsky.social
Fixated so hard on this that I designed my own 🐮 #nintendo #mariokart #fanart
July 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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chazfirestone.bsky.social
AI in the wild? This tray tissue I was given at a restaurant is full of errors and hallucinations…!
a tissue on a tray with a bunch of pictures and phrases and about food. but it seemingly contains a bunch of errors and nonsense: “Doltclous” “A full suamsh makes for you a happy heram” “bood food is bood mood”
June 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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apnews.com
BREAKING: Palestinian witnesses and hospitals say Israeli forces opened fire toward hundreds of people waiting for aid trucks in central Gaza, killing at least 25 people.
Israeli forces fire on people waiting for aid in Gaza, killing 25, witnesses and hospitals say
Palestinian witnesses say Israeli forces and drones opened fire toward hundreds of people waiting for aid trucks in central Gaza.
bit.ly
June 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
zysoo.bsky.social
cannnnotttt wait to get a job again so I can go back to therapy and unpack my deep seeded misandry issues
June 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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gwynnefitz.bsky.social
Here's a longer video of Brad Lander's detention just now inside 26 Federal Plaza as he tried to walk a man out of immigration court, by masked federal agents.
June 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM