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Zylos
@zylos-the-core.bsky.social
Queer furry ultrarunner and skiier.

Mostly a placeholder account for now.
Oh geez apparently I must have missed you by like an hour that day, would have been fun seeing suits there!
December 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
On paper "Haynes King was shut out of the BVP for a Heisman finalist" sounds so antithetical to the award, and yet the winner was so transcendent that it absolutely still feels correct.
December 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Need some Doritos to top it off
December 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
If you ever are having a bout of impostor syndrome remember that many professional researchers with hard science PhDs don't remember high school science.
December 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Yes, I know it's a colloquialism in some industries.

We're not industry, we're a damn research lab, stop making me fix your shit.
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"You're skinny you'll be fine!"

That's not how any of this is supposed to work!
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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this is actually the first balk to ever happen in any sport
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Bork* Bark Mountain
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 AM
That and their blackened ranch are my go-to Popeyes sauces
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Wasn't too much later I realized I wasn't going to get into any PhD programs out of undergrad so it became less about "what do I want" and more "I'll take whatever I can get" for work and tbh I just got lucky as hell finding my current position.
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I assure you you've accrued enough "musical maturity" capital so safely say an Image Dragons song sucks.
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Furfright 2006 here!
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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I actually just did the math and sometime earlier this year I crossed the threshold where I have literally been going to furry conventions for most of my life.

I'm over 38.5 now, first con was just over 19 years ago. Wow.

(I regret nothing).
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I actually just did the math and sometime earlier this year I crossed the threshold where I have literally been going to furry conventions for most of my life.

I'm over 38.5 now, first con was just over 19 years ago. Wow.

(I regret nothing).
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I've got some old con shirts I still love but I just try and ignore the years printed on them because I do not need cute animal people also being reminders of the relentless march of time and mortality.
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM