ZooZooChaCha
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There's one foolproof way to gauge whether someone is a millennial or a zoomer: Ask them how they learned the difference between Iceland and Greenland.
If the answer is from D2: The Mighty Ducks, you're talking to a millennial. Otherwise, zoomer.
If the answer is from D2: The Mighty Ducks, you're talking to a millennial. Otherwise, zoomer.
January 21, 2026 at 8:37 PM
There's one foolproof way to gauge whether someone is a millennial or a zoomer: Ask them how they learned the difference between Iceland and Greenland.
If the answer is from D2: The Mighty Ducks, you're talking to a millennial. Otherwise, zoomer.
If the answer is from D2: The Mighty Ducks, you're talking to a millennial. Otherwise, zoomer.
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It is even worse than it looks
The Old World Order is Dead
Unipolarity was given, not taken
open.substack.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:19 PM
It is even worse than it looks
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This is very good. Depressing as shit but very good.
It is even worse than it looks
The Old World Order is Dead
Unipolarity was given, not taken
open.substack.com
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
This is very good. Depressing as shit but very good.
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We have an entire class of Democratic "leadership" that has been told that it's dangerous and extreme to say this, and that does not understand that what Democrats want is for their leaders to articulate what they believe and why they believe it. That should not be as big an ask as it apparently is.
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
January 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
We have an entire class of Democratic "leadership" that has been told that it's dangerous and extreme to say this, and that does not understand that what Democrats want is for their leaders to articulate what they believe and why they believe it. That should not be as big an ask as it apparently is.
The Broncos should get Zach Wilson just to set up the LOLJets Darnold vs Wilson Super Bowl.
January 19, 2026 at 4:11 PM
The Broncos should get Zach Wilson just to set up the LOLJets Darnold vs Wilson Super Bowl.
Considering the policies Apple has cozied up to and monetarily supported over the last year, I think some deeper reflection is required.
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Considering the policies Apple has cozied up to and monetarily supported over the last year, I think some deeper reflection is required.
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that’s Caleb Williams on his back 40 yards away, just unreal
January 19, 2026 at 2:50 AM
that’s Caleb Williams on his back 40 yards away, just unreal
That Bears field just looks like it hurts
January 18, 2026 at 11:55 PM
That Bears field just looks like it hurts
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Watching the Patriots be good again after like 6 down years
January 18, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Watching the Patriots be good again after like 6 down years
I’m pretty cool with the Patriots being back. Kind of surprised by that
January 18, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I’m pretty cool with the Patriots being back. Kind of surprised by that
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How it started/how it's going
January 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
How it started/how it's going
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John Harbaugh had the Giants rework their org chart for him: defector.com/john-harbaug...
John Harbaugh Had The Giants Rework Their Org Chart For Him | Defector
News broke Wednesday that John Harbaugh would be hired as the next head coach of the New York Giants, but then the deal continued to be, as they say, hammered out. There must have been a lot of…
defector.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:17 PM
John Harbaugh had the Giants rework their org chart for him: defector.com/john-harbaug...
Read this article yesterday and had to re-read this paragraph twice - Biden? Leftist activists? What in the Fox News is happening with Rolling Stone?
Hi, what universe are you from? Literals none of this actually happened
January 18, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Read this article yesterday and had to re-read this paragraph twice - Biden? Leftist activists? What in the Fox News is happening with Rolling Stone?
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Even better timeline
Tomlin to Browns
Stefanski to Ravens
Harbaugh to Steelers
Tomlin to Browns
Stefanski to Ravens
Harbaugh to Steelers
Comedy chaos timeline:
Stefanski to the Ravens
Harbaugh to the Browns
Stefanski to the Ravens
Harbaugh to the Browns
January 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Even better timeline
Tomlin to Browns
Stefanski to Ravens
Harbaugh to Steelers
Tomlin to Browns
Stefanski to Ravens
Harbaugh to Steelers
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
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If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
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ICE agents are, simply put, fucking clowns. Some observations from four days on the ground in Minneapolis.
www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-...
www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-...
January 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
ICE agents are, simply put, fucking clowns. Some observations from four days on the ground in Minneapolis.
www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-...
www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-...
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This is the sort of statement that was expected from every university president and law firm partner over the last year. That those statements weren’t made played a huge part in where we are now and people will remember.
Jerome Powell: "This is about whether the Fed will be able to continue to set interest rates based on evidence and economic conditions—or whether instead monetary policy will be directed by political pressure or intimidation."
January 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
This is the sort of statement that was expected from every university president and law firm partner over the last year. That those statements weren’t made played a huge part in where we are now and people will remember.
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American conservatives will look you right in the eye with a straight face and tell you that complete and utter subservience to masked federal police is patriotism, anything else deserves being executed in the street, and tax dollars for healthcare is tyranny.
January 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
American conservatives will look you right in the eye with a straight face and tell you that complete and utter subservience to masked federal police is patriotism, anything else deserves being executed in the street, and tax dollars for healthcare is tyranny.
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I’d love to see the Venn diagram of people who didn’t get vaxxed due to “govt implanted tracking chips” and people who wholeheartedly support ICE.
SCOOP: 404 Media has obtained material that explains how Tangles and Webloc, two surveillance systems ICE recently purchased, work.
One can track phones without a warrant and follow their owners home or to their employer.
One can track phones without a warrant and follow their owners home or to their employer.
Inside ICE’s Tool to Monitor Phones in Entire Neighborhoods
404 Media has obtained material that explains how Tangles and Webloc, two surveillance systems ICE recently purchased, work. Webloc can track phones without a warrant and follow their owners home or t...
www.404media.co
January 8, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I’d love to see the Venn diagram of people who didn’t get vaxxed due to “govt implanted tracking chips” and people who wholeheartedly support ICE.