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zoopstwopointoh.bsky.social
hätte rr bock mich gottlos zu verlieben versteht ihr so richtig abartig klischeehaft romantisch pulsierendes herz in ohnmacht fallen wenn ich sie nur sehe verlieben
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
zoopstwopointoh.bsky.social
Exakt 1 Jahr seit dem letzten Haarschnitt. Mag meine langen Haare ehehehe
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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mollyjongfast.bsky.social
I don’t want to brag but someone just tweeted at me that I’m getting weirder and weirder and I was kind of honored?
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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moviessilently.bsky.social
“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
"Get in!"
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
A cat is gripping the steering wheel of a car, looking in the direction of an unseen passenger and appearing to speak.
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
zoopstwopointoh.bsky.social
Hatte diese Woche mein letztes Einzelgespräch und Gruppentherapie. Und ohne scheiß, der Witz "ich bin jetzt geheilt!" trifft fast zu. Ich bin im letzten Jahr so viel weiter gekommen als Person, mit mein Selbstbewusstsein und -verständnis, und allgemein mein Gefühl zum Leben. Es ist großartig.
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
zoopstwopointoh.bsky.social
ist ein kumpel von mir tatsächlich passiert
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
zoopstwopointoh.bsky.social
warum heißt es drive-thru und nicht gerichtshof
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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slungusposting.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
01 Nov 2025
Heathcliff walks down the sidewalk with a small fishbowl perched atop his head. The fish inside the bowl says "Bro." They're passing by a man with a similar fishbowl on his head sitting on a bench with his wife. The man's fish says "Dude", and the man says "I've always wanted one of those."
November 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
zoopstwopointoh.bsky.social
pumgus
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
zoopstwopointoh.bsky.social
ich finde auch, dass die meisten messer und klingen nicht als genügend scharf verkauft werden
krakauz.bsky.social Hannilein @krakauz.bsky.social · Oct 26
Was mich stört ist ja dass so viele Sachen als scharf verkauft werden die gar nicht oder nur ein bisschen scharf sind
October 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
zoopstwopointoh.bsky.social
jau
Symbolbild amerikanische Demokratie. Bild von Abriss des "East Wings" am Weißen Haus.
October 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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haarbizarre.bsky.social
Haben wir noch Sonnen? Haben wir die noch? Keins mehr? Gar nix mehr?
October 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
16 Oct 2025
Two mice sit on a couch, one holding a drink. They look out of their mouse hole at Heathcliff, whose comparatively huge mouth is open and roaring at them. One of the mice says "A roaring fire would be more romantic."
October 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
zoopstwopointoh.bsky.social
If this is forced, I'm keeping a bigger hammer next to my computer.
tomwarren.co.uk Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · Oct 16
This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...
Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it
Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.
www.theverge.com
October 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
zoopstwopointoh.bsky.social
Buh!
October 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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bradmossesq.bsky.social
I love this image.
October 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
09 Oct 2025
Heathcliff leads a line of slugs down the street at night, holding a hand in the air triumphantly as the slugs celebrate with pride. Two owls watch the procession, and one says "It's slug weather."
October 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
zoopstwopointoh.bsky.social
pumgus
October 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
zoopstwopointoh.bsky.social
War am plaudern mit der Person die mir ein Alster am Oktoberfest (im Norden) zapfte und ich haute ohne zu denken "wir leben in einer Gesellschaft 🚬" raus. Ach, Zoops.
October 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
zoopstwopointoh.bsky.social
@scoobywhatsgood.bsky.social macht meine Hood unsicher
Bild einer Autofrontscheibe wo ein Anhängsel in Form einer Zeichentrick-Ente mit Messer vom Spiegel hängt.
September 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
zoopstwopointoh.bsky.social
Bro, we should get helmets!
September 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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slungusposting.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
24 Sep 2025
Jimmy the frog, wearing a white suit and bowtie, stands in front of a billboard depicting himself in the same getup. The billboard says "Cool... James Cool Cologne". A worried-looking Heathcliff looks over at Jimmy, and Iggy says "How are sales?"
September 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM