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Zoidberg
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I tweet in 🇪🇸🇫🇷🇬🇧 which means you probably don’t want to follow me.

I work in the energy industry so I might rant about that occasionally.

Trophy husband. Groucho-Marxist.
Would it not just take a single person to pay for that billboard? How long has it been there? How many bullet holes?
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Is the Hollywood sign the unit for vertical length just like the football field is the unit for area?
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Yo creo que los Palestinos deberían aceptar el Plan de Paz propuesto por Israel, ceder completamente todos sus territorios e irse de la región. ☮️
Al fin y al cabo, es obvio que al ser Israel una potencia nuclear, es inútil resistir y Palestina debe aceptar la ley del más fuerte. Por la PAZ.
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Qué recuerdos. Ese creo que ya lo purgaron, no?
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
La france et le fétichisme des grandes écoles, c’est quelque chose…
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 AM
They (we) won’t. Just make some nukes, apparently it’s the only thing that works.
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Nothing a well-timed pardon can’t fix.
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
In my experience for most people there is no point where the cognitive dissonance becomes so painful that they accept they were wrong, because that would mean accepting the other side was right.
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Reposted by Zoidberg
Replenishing stocks requires production. Production requires orders. Orders require supporting partners under attack. Ukraine isn’t the obstacle; it’s the catalyst. Abandoning Ukraine doesn’t rebuild the DIB—
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Ukraine could do the funniest thing…
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh that one. Sorry there are so many it’s hard to keep track.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Who are you talking about? I’m out of the loop.
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
That’s method acting.
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Ils n’ont pas révélé, ils ont confirmé.
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Y aquí otro. Me da que si algún día se le audita el “crowdfunding” de su canal red, nos llevaríamos alguna sorpresa (o no…)
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM