Zoe
@zoeb27.bsky.social
Flight attendant on this JetBlue flight is a real See You Next Tuesday and I am cackling.
February 11, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Flight attendant on this JetBlue flight is a real See You Next Tuesday and I am cackling.
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they pissed off the WeRateDogs guy enough from him to break character to directly tell them off, that's genuinely impressive levels of being an asshole
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
they pissed off the WeRateDogs guy enough from him to break character to directly tell them off, that's genuinely impressive levels of being an asshole
Who do I sue to get this time back? That was absolute basura. Excluding the halftime show. I’ll deduct those minutes from the complaint. #SuperBowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Who do I sue to get this time back? That was absolute basura. Excluding the halftime show. I’ll deduct those minutes from the complaint. #SuperBowlLX
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Second straight year a Drake has gotten absolutely humiliated at the Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Second straight year a Drake has gotten absolutely humiliated at the Super Bowl
What I should really be doing for this #SuperBowlLX is sitting out front to direct people to the walking routes. All the access for walkers/bikers has been cut off and I’ve already had to redirect dozens of people. #ShitShow
February 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
What I should really be doing for this #SuperBowlLX is sitting out front to direct people to the walking routes. All the access for walkers/bikers has been cut off and I’ve already had to redirect dozens of people. #ShitShow
Forgot about @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social because I quit watching when Alex T died, but my mom watches it and it made me remember what an absolute POS @kenjennings.bsky.social is. Why be a garbage person? And I know this is mild compared to other stuff.
January 31, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Forgot about @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social because I quit watching when Alex T died, but my mom watches it and it made me remember what an absolute POS @kenjennings.bsky.social is. Why be a garbage person? And I know this is mild compared to other stuff.
This is why I don’t quit social media. Thank you @supernovaparenting.org. Your response isn’t just for me, it’ll be far reaching 🙏🏽
I hope these resources are helpful but I will still reach out to my connection at the high school for curriculum specific resources
January 29, 2026 at 4:22 AM
This is why I don’t quit social media. Thank you @supernovaparenting.org. Your response isn’t just for me, it’ll be far reaching 🙏🏽
Can anyone recommend reliable adolescent health/sex ed curriculum for special education students? For mild/mod and ESN students? cc @supernovaparenting.org
January 28, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Can anyone recommend reliable adolescent health/sex ed curriculum for special education students? For mild/mod and ESN students? cc @supernovaparenting.org
Mother, daughter, son at the #Arsenal. Big Christmas 2024 trip (all the way from San Francisco). And we got a 1-nil to the Arsenal result.
January 28, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Mother, daughter, son at the #Arsenal. Big Christmas 2024 trip (all the way from San Francisco). And we got a 1-nil to the Arsenal result.
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Sorta seems bad when you put it that way.
January 26, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Sorta seems bad when you put it that way.
Got a little 3 mile run in on the treadmill and then walked around the empty streets of Hanoi. Also, our hotel pool is kind of rad. Especially with sky.
January 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Got a little 3 mile run in on the treadmill and then walked around the empty streets of Hanoi. Also, our hotel pool is kind of rad. Especially with sky.
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
What are the odds that I get caught in a second flash flood in 1.5 years? #SantaBarbara
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
What are the odds that I get caught in a second flash flood in 1.5 years? #SantaBarbara
“Mom, what are we doing for the new year?”
“I’m doing a New Years Revolution* and throwing Pilar and Troy out!”
She did NOT mean revolution, but man I wish she did. LOL.
“I’m doing a New Years Revolution* and throwing Pilar and Troy out!”
She did NOT mean revolution, but man I wish she did. LOL.
January 1, 2026 at 1:16 AM
“Mom, what are we doing for the new year?”
“I’m doing a New Years Revolution* and throwing Pilar and Troy out!”
She did NOT mean revolution, but man I wish she did. LOL.
“I’m doing a New Years Revolution* and throwing Pilar and Troy out!”
She did NOT mean revolution, but man I wish she did. LOL.
Let Raya get that mistake out of the way in a match that’s done. Hate it for him, but better now than when it matters.
December 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Let Raya get that mistake out of the way in a match that’s done. Hate it for him, but better now than when it matters.
Just broke the news to mom that we are hosting Christmas Eve at her house.
December 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Just broke the news to mom that we are hosting Christmas Eve at her house.
LOL.
Never trust a man born on his birthday. 🫶🏽
December 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
LOL.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
This is about a dog. But these “kids” are too much. “My cousins are mean people,” is an absolute fact though.
December 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This is about a dog. But these “kids” are too much. “My cousins are mean people,” is an absolute fact though.
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Sometimes the scroll is startlingly on point.
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sometimes the scroll is startlingly on point.
“So Jake (not his name), what’s your plan for the day?”
“I don’t know. Thinking about going to sleep, but maybe I’ll stay awake until the night.”
“I don’t know. Thinking about going to sleep, but maybe I’ll stay awake until the night.”
December 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
“So Jake (not his name), what’s your plan for the day?”
“I don’t know. Thinking about going to sleep, but maybe I’ll stay awake until the night.”
“I don’t know. Thinking about going to sleep, but maybe I’ll stay awake until the night.”