Osiris Jones 🍉
@zmandretti.bsky.social
32. NYC Sports Fan. Wrestling Fan. Dirtiest Bronx nigga you know.
DFW✈️NYC
DFW✈️NYC
Pinned
The aftermath of sex the only time women are mad at us for listening to them lmao
Rearranging guts is fun until the aftermath.
Why you do that?!
You said deeper!
Well now I'm cramping
I'm sorry
You big meat idiot!
Why you do that?!
You said deeper!
Well now I'm cramping
I'm sorry
You big meat idiot!
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM
The aftermath of sex the only time women are mad at us for listening to them lmao
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So I stumbled into a party where people were dressed like “old people.
Wait for it…
Wait for it…
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
So I stumbled into a party where people were dressed like “old people.
Wait for it…
Wait for it…
I should be in the back of a fine ass woman’s throat rn
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I should be in the back of a fine ass woman’s throat rn
Usually this late it’s the teams that play on the west coast on
Why these sports games be on so late???
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Usually this late it’s the teams that play on the west coast on
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I was in a toxic, unhealthy ass long-term relationship and that changed the game for me.
I do want romantic love and partnership but BABY?! It has to be HEALTHY. I’m not tryna waste time with the wrong niggas no more; I’d rather stay single.
I do want romantic love and partnership but BABY?! It has to be HEALTHY. I’m not tryna waste time with the wrong niggas no more; I’d rather stay single.
Stop telling yourself that it's better to be in a toxic relationship than to be alone.
Being in an unhealthy relationship is the loneliest place you can be.
Being in an unhealthy relationship is the loneliest place you can be.
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I was in a toxic, unhealthy ass long-term relationship and that changed the game for me.
I do want romantic love and partnership but BABY?! It has to be HEALTHY. I’m not tryna waste time with the wrong niggas no more; I’d rather stay single.
I do want romantic love and partnership but BABY?! It has to be HEALTHY. I’m not tryna waste time with the wrong niggas no more; I’d rather stay single.
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Soooo we got engaged recently. 🙂↕️💍
@miekbrzy92.bsky.social
@miekbrzy92.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Soooo we got engaged recently. 🙂↕️💍
@miekbrzy92.bsky.social
@miekbrzy92.bsky.social
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Lmaoooo. That sign from Wrestlepalooza sums it up every time
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Lmaoooo. That sign from Wrestlepalooza sums it up every time
Big E 🤝🏾 Kevin Durant
Having a fresh hairline, unbrushed hair, and a patchy beard at once
Having a fresh hairline, unbrushed hair, and a patchy beard at once
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Big E 🤝🏾 Kevin Durant
Having a fresh hairline, unbrushed hair, and a patchy beard at once
Having a fresh hairline, unbrushed hair, and a patchy beard at once
Omg Big E hairline is sharp for the first time ever
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Omg Big E hairline is sharp for the first time ever
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“That’s the last time we’ll ever team again.”
What did Roman say? I couldn’t hear him over my loud ass daughter
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
“That’s the last time we’ll ever team again.”
What did Roman say? I couldn’t hear him over my loud ass daughter
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
What did Roman say? I couldn’t hear him over my loud ass daughter
That can’t be Seth that nigga was a bit too big to be him
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
That can’t be Seth that nigga was a bit too big to be him
WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT NIGGA
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT NIGGA
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
November 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
The MVP of this match is Jey USO’s neck cuz the way that shit been getting bent all match is absurd
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The MVP of this match is Jey USO’s neck cuz the way that shit been getting bent all match is absurd
FUCK YOU BITCH ASS WHITE BOYYYYYYY
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
FUCK YOU BITCH ASS WHITE BOYYYYYYY
WAIT A MINUTE BROCK LEFT THE CAGE DOESNT THAT MEAN THE HEELS LOSE
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
WAIT A MINUTE BROCK LEFT THE CAGE DOESNT THAT MEAN THE HEELS LOSE
All Roman gotta do is bite someone with them big ass teeth and the match over
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
All Roman gotta do is bite someone with them big ass teeth and the match over
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Jeff Hardy’s legacy lives on.
NIGGAS IS FIGHTING FOR THEY LIFE AND JEY HUMPING THR CAGW
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Jeff Hardy’s legacy lives on.
“It’s like being locked in a cage with a grizzly bear”
More like locked in jail with a sexual predator
More like locked in jail with a sexual predator
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“It’s like being locked in a cage with a grizzly bear”
More like locked in jail with a sexual predator
More like locked in jail with a sexual predator
Omg jey’s neck???
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Omg jey’s neck???