(the "ohhhh" and "russian" is taking me out)
(the "ohhhh" and "russian" is taking me out)
(My mother then proceeded to ask “who is Elijah?” so my joke landed about as well as a lead balloon)
(My mother then proceeded to ask “who is Elijah?” so my joke landed about as well as a lead balloon)
(This is our 3rd time hosting Thanksgiving, but last year SUCKED bc I got sick with fucking salmonella & we had to celebrate on Saturday, so hoping this year goes WELL)
(This is our 3rd time hosting Thanksgiving, but last year SUCKED bc I got sick with fucking salmonella & we had to celebrate on Saturday, so hoping this year goes WELL)