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Captain Fucking Tugboat
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Liberal AF retired fucking tugboat captain. Dad. Home is a secret island on the Salish Sea. Semi-professional musician, so they say.

Suck it, RFK Jr.
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Ann Telnaes
Shoot first, ask questions later
Petey Hegseth, Secretary of War
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November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I'm watching Pluribus. It's like she's on a planet full of Mormons.
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Fuck Trump and his warmongering
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I was just thinking about contributing to the "charity" Feeding America. Until I discovered that the salary for its CEO, Claire Babineaux-Fontenot, was approximately $949,866 in 2024, with her total compensation being $1,113,502. Apparently, feeding America isn't her top priority.
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This one's especially for Rand Paul.
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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The type of things that happen when a foolish reality TV actor appoints a petty, drunk talk show chatterbox to run our military:
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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🥶
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The ketchup is flying today
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Let this sink in.
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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Bruce MacKinnon's cartoon for The Chronicle Herald
Halifax Nova Scotia
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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"Quiet, piggy!"

#DonaldTrump
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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The U.S. government is now inarguably spreading medical disinformation that is going to kill babies preferentially.

Period.

This is an INTOLERABLE. UNPRECEDENTED. DANGEROUS. ATTACK. ON ALL OF US.
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Oh my.

James Talarico is incredibly skilled in dismantling Christian Nationalists.

Get this man in the Senate.
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I hate that there's a chaplain offering up a prayer in congress.
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM