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Captain Fucking Tugboat
@zippy-the-pinehead.bsky.social
Liberal AF retired fucking tugboat captain. Dad. Home is a secret island on the Salish Sea. Semi-professional musician, so they say.

Suck it, RFK Jr.
Why isn't anyone accusing the Special Operations commander of being a war criminal/murderer? His hands are just as bloody.
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I have no idea what prompted your reply.
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
One could argue that he deserves every penny.
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This motherfucker has the nuclear codes
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'm on the website now. I don't see this hideous pass anywhere
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Starting January 1st 2026, international tourism plummets even more.
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Someone should invent something that turns things off before batteries shit the bed. Call it a "timer."
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Zing!
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I've been a fuck Gillibrand ever since she fucked over Al Franken.
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Recusal for cause. How quaint.
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Johnathan Turley isn't "many".
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Someone tweet her the pay numbers she wants using Arabic numbers. 🤯
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM