Zevus
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I'm fearful of being forgotten far more than I fear being left out
And I def feel like I'm rather forgettable during the holiday season
I've spent most holidays alone for...almost two whole decades at this point
I do the best I can to face it down with a smile b.c I don't want anyone to worry
And I def feel like I'm rather forgettable during the holiday season
I've spent most holidays alone for...almost two whole decades at this point
I do the best I can to face it down with a smile b.c I don't want anyone to worry
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I'm fearful of being forgotten far more than I fear being left out
And I def feel like I'm rather forgettable during the holiday season
I've spent most holidays alone for...almost two whole decades at this point
I do the best I can to face it down with a smile b.c I don't want anyone to worry
And I def feel like I'm rather forgettable during the holiday season
I've spent most holidays alone for...almost two whole decades at this point
I do the best I can to face it down with a smile b.c I don't want anyone to worry
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Fox tails feel so good. :3
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Fox tails feel so good. :3
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
Mfw I learn I'm basically gonna be the only person in the office this week
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Mfw I learn I'm basically gonna be the only person in the office this week
Turkey is a pretty mid meat
There's a reason why you won't find it on menus and why you have to do MORE work than a brisket just to make it palletable lol
Reject Turkey
Make Brisket instead for thanksgiving
Or rly any other meat
I promise it will change ur life
There's a reason why you won't find it on menus and why you have to do MORE work than a brisket just to make it palletable lol
Reject Turkey
Make Brisket instead for thanksgiving
Or rly any other meat
I promise it will change ur life
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Turkey is a pretty mid meat
There's a reason why you won't find it on menus and why you have to do MORE work than a brisket just to make it palletable lol
Reject Turkey
Make Brisket instead for thanksgiving
Or rly any other meat
I promise it will change ur life
There's a reason why you won't find it on menus and why you have to do MORE work than a brisket just to make it palletable lol
Reject Turkey
Make Brisket instead for thanksgiving
Or rly any other meat
I promise it will change ur life
For sure pears
Shit tastes like wet sock
Shit tastes like wet sock
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
For sure pears
Shit tastes like wet sock
Shit tastes like wet sock
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Prise your dog bf! 🐶✨
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Prise your dog bf! 🐶✨
Peaky Blinders is probably the greatest crime drama of all time imho
Cillian Murphy and the rest of the cast ABSOLUTELY cooked in that show
Cillian Murphy and the rest of the cast ABSOLUTELY cooked in that show
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Peaky Blinders is probably the greatest crime drama of all time imho
Cillian Murphy and the rest of the cast ABSOLUTELY cooked in that show
Cillian Murphy and the rest of the cast ABSOLUTELY cooked in that show
Some of these click bait hypotheticals on short form video content are actually just so stupid wow
The dumbest one I saw was:
"Could L figure out who Heisenberg is?"
Like bro c'mon anyone with half a brain can make that deduction assuming they've actually seen both shows
The dumbest one I saw was:
"Could L figure out who Heisenberg is?"
Like bro c'mon anyone with half a brain can make that deduction assuming they've actually seen both shows
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Some of these click bait hypotheticals on short form video content are actually just so stupid wow
The dumbest one I saw was:
"Could L figure out who Heisenberg is?"
Like bro c'mon anyone with half a brain can make that deduction assuming they've actually seen both shows
The dumbest one I saw was:
"Could L figure out who Heisenberg is?"
Like bro c'mon anyone with half a brain can make that deduction assuming they've actually seen both shows
Being unironically told "go find hobbies" by someone who only hits me up to fuck is actually hysterical
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Being unironically told "go find hobbies" by someone who only hits me up to fuck is actually hysterical
It's such a liberating feeling knowing that I literally don't have to place effort towards people who don't reciprocate at all 🗿
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It's such a liberating feeling knowing that I literally don't have to place effort towards people who don't reciprocate at all 🗿
I really need something good to happen soon tbh
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I really need something good to happen soon tbh
People that wanna be your friend and then suddenly lose interest after getting in your pants are literally so irritating lmao
October 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
People that wanna be your friend and then suddenly lose interest after getting in your pants are literally so irritating lmao
"Blast off, buckshot into my ceiling. Why didn't anyone tell me I was bleeding? Please don't pinch me out of this dream." 🩸
September 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"Blast off, buckshot into my ceiling. Why didn't anyone tell me I was bleeding? Please don't pinch me out of this dream." 🩸
Pokemon ORAS aged a lot better than I initially thought imho
Might have been a teeny bit unfair to compare it to RSE (literally some of the greatest games of all time and arguably the quintessential pokemon experience)
No battle frontier is literally the only bad thing that ORAS did tbh
Might have been a teeny bit unfair to compare it to RSE (literally some of the greatest games of all time and arguably the quintessential pokemon experience)
No battle frontier is literally the only bad thing that ORAS did tbh
September 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Pokemon ORAS aged a lot better than I initially thought imho
Might have been a teeny bit unfair to compare it to RSE (literally some of the greatest games of all time and arguably the quintessential pokemon experience)
No battle frontier is literally the only bad thing that ORAS did tbh
Might have been a teeny bit unfair to compare it to RSE (literally some of the greatest games of all time and arguably the quintessential pokemon experience)
No battle frontier is literally the only bad thing that ORAS did tbh
My cynicism is slowly morphing into straight up nihilism lmao
September 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My cynicism is slowly morphing into straight up nihilism lmao
"I don't take shit for granted. I'm strong single handed and I ain't quick to panic but I can't lift the planet. My one and only concern is that y'all understand it."
August 20, 2025 at 6:21 AM
"I don't take shit for granted. I'm strong single handed and I ain't quick to panic but I can't lift the planet. My one and only concern is that y'all understand it."
