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February 15, 2026 at 6:47 PM
The Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games are pretty 🐐'd
February 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
The only correct response
February 5, 2026 at 11:34 PM
A pressing question
January 28, 2026 at 3:30 PM
What if I bounced on it like this bro 🥺🫣
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Relevant lmao
"Some mfs show fake love but I prefer the hate." 💅
January 27, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Likely my last year in Colorado tbch
January 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
"Some mfs show fake love but I prefer the hate." 💅
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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Come over bro 🥺
October 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Realizing that I don't owe anyone anything has been a pretty big step for me mentally

I don't HAVE to play nice if I don't vibe with someone and I don't HAVE to stick around if I don't feel like sticking around
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Xerneas is a cool pokemon as far as the design goes but MAAAAN, absolutely toxic as fuck to play against (in VGC specifically idk shit about singles)
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I'm fearful of being forgotten far more than I fear being left out

And I def feel like I'm rather forgettable during the holiday season

I've spent most holidays alone for...almost two whole decades at this point

I do the best I can to face it down with a smile b.c I don't want anyone to worry
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Fox tails feel so good. :3
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Bark bark awroo
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Mfw I learn I'm basically gonna be the only person in the office this week
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Turkey is a pretty mid meat

There's a reason why you won't find it on menus and why you have to do MORE work than a brisket just to make it palletable lol

Reject Turkey

Make Brisket instead for thanksgiving

Or rly any other meat

I promise it will change ur life
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
For sure pears

Shit tastes like wet sock
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Prise your dog bf! 🐶✨
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Peaky Blinders is probably the greatest crime drama of all time imho

Cillian Murphy and the rest of the cast ABSOLUTELY cooked in that show
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Some of these click bait hypotheticals on short form video content are actually just so stupid wow

The dumbest one I saw was:

"Could L figure out who Heisenberg is?"

Like bro c'mon anyone with half a brain can make that deduction assuming they've actually seen both shows
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM