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it ends when enough people say no

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At least the hardest month to spell is also the shortest.
February 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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This weekend I successfully completed scheduling 12 summer camps for 2 children AND disassembling, cleaning, and reassembling all the fans, air purifiers, and space heaters in the house, and I think I feel more accomplished in those two things than in almost anything I've ever done as a lawyer.
February 1, 2026 at 7:57 AM
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Here are three smart tricks, based on an understanding of frictional forces, to beat a slippery slope. www.wired.com/story/how-to...
How to Use Physics to Escape an Ice Bowl
Here are three smart tricks, based on an understanding of frictional forces, to beat a slippery slope.
www.wired.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Happy Black History Month, Boston.
February 1, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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Florida is very, very chilly again this weekend, leading to the possibility of iguanas falling from trees. Here's why that's interesting to scientists
In Florida, the temperatures are plummeting. Iguanas might do so, too
Florida’s iguanas are an introduced species, and they aren’t used to the chilly temperatures the state is currently experiencing
www.scientificamerican.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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I’m 5-2 at the end of Day 1 of the @ccshouston.bsky.social @riftbound.riotgames.com $25K and Invitational Qualifier! One more round of Swiss to go tomorrow before cut to Top 16 and a win guarantees cash and gives me a small chance at making the cut to Top 16. Let’s go Annie!
February 1, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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End thread! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I will go back to dancing :). bsky.app/profile/tani...
JUST IN: Democrats flip a red seat in the Texas Senate.

Taylor Rehmet wins against Leigh Wambsganss, a conservative activist who helped lead right-wing efforts to take over TX school boards.

With all early vote, and 95% of precincts, in, Dem up 57/43.

Trump won this seat by 17% in Tarrant County.
February 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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Has anyone made a "write in the style of Jeffrey Epstein's emails" translation app? Would be very funny.
February 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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UPDATE: The Democrat won the latest batch of roughly 6,000 votes, continuing to dominate in the count.

The Election Day vote is bluer than the early vote day so far.

With 55K votes in, Rehmet is up 57% to 43%.

This is a 30% swing since 2024 for now.
February 1, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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With all the madness going on, a one-holed worm thing with a no brain or any identifiable organs is quietly crawling somewhere on the ocean floor--and it is named after a churro. #xenoturbella_churro

scripps.ucsd.edu/news/researc...
Research Highlight: Deep-Sea Churro Finds its Evolutionary Home
Churros, the delicious snacks covered with cinnamon sugar and served with hot chocolate, have a doppelganger in the deep sea. The deep-sea worm named after the deep-fried sticks of dough was recently ...
scripps.ucsd.edu
February 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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Played my first two games with the Kefka cedh deck I built and I even won one of them! Thanks @janeplaysmagic.bsky.social and @playtowinmtg.bsky.social for the games!
January 31, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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Weekend crowd: We've seen a lot of questions & confusion out there around what the local & state response to ICE violence and ICE activities should be.

So we've launched a call for questions: we'd love you to share what specifically you'd like to know. Then we + outside experts can tackle them.

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January 31, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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HOTTIE POD GOES HIGH POWER!!! That's right, the pod is stacked, and we're going to WIZARD BATTLE 🧙‍♀️

twitch.tv/janejudge LIVE NOW AND AS UNHINGED AS EVER ROCKING SEXY TASIGUR

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@itsannamargaret.com

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January 31, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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Anyone trying to play some Spelltable games against:
a man in a spiderman costume is standing in front of a city skyline
ALT: a man in a spiderman costume is standing in front of a city skyline
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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Round 1 feature match at the @riftbound.riotgames.com @ccshouston.bsky.social $25K and Invitational Qualifier! You can watch coverage of this match live right NOW and the whole event courtesy of #20Lore.Pro at www.youtube.com/live/6kn4njz... or twitch.tv/20lorepro
January 31, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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how did epstein find time for all the crimes while writing 10 million emails to everyone
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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NEW: The @wired.com Security desk put together a comprehensive guide to filming ICE—with tips for reducing risk at the forefront. No paywall, but please consider subscribing to help find these kinds of resources. And stay safe out there. www.wired.com/story/how-to...

www.wired.com/v2/offers/wi...
How to Film ICE
Filming federal agents in public is legal, but avoiding a dangerous—even deadly—confrontation isn’t guaranteed. Here’s how to record ICE and CBP agents as safely as possible and have an impact.
www.wired.com
January 31, 2026 at 10:55 AM
So, who was the lord of the wastes after all?
Serra's Blessing - Weatherlight.
Art by Rebecca Guay.
January 31, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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Let's play some more of my favourite Final Fantasy!
FFX day 4 💙
twitch.tv/lunarlizzy
January 31, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM