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I had fun once. It was awful.

Žuti puževi golaći, kokakola i sjaj.
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Večeras sam sama samcata otvorila teglu kiselog kupusa.
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Čizme pred vratima međunarodno su priznati simbol koji znači "profesor/ica je u uredu".
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Želim ić radit od doma, ali ako odem doma, neću željeti raditi.
a woman with a tattoo on her wrist covering her face
ALT: a woman with a tattoo on her wrist covering her face
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Sanjala sam neku glupost pa me sad zanima: poštuju li se u hrvatskim institucijama poput bolnica, zatvora, domova za starije itd. prehrambena ograničenja i preferencije tipa halal, veganstvo, alergije...?
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Reading scientific papers and interviewing scientific sources, I have caught MORE CRAP based on logical fallacies and poor arguments with giant holes than I have based on any failures of citations, badly run gels, or poor stats

(though oh my I DO catch poor stats)
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Želim biti doma i heklati.

Umjesto toga čamim na poslu.

#CapitalismTragedies
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
11 godina od posljednjeg prvog spoja 😏
December 1, 2025 at 6:31 AM
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Unrelated, bit ću u Zagrebu *u nekom trenu* krajem prosinca...
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Znamo koje je prokletstvo unsolicited onion (goriliupaklu), ali ima i unsolicited cinnamon — stavljanje cimeta u sve i svašta i ne spominjanje jer "se podrazumijeva" (ne podrazumijeva se).
A ima i nešto gore: američko brašno i tjestenina također miriše cimetasto i upropasti svako jelo.
WTF?!
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Ja, koja i dalje znam dvije (i to iz predskajaške ere):
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Još nitko nije čestitao... 😞

E pa evo ja ću, iako mi je tek sutra.
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- echidna
- whale shark
- orca
- emu
- bald eagle
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Beluga whale
- kiwi
- whio
- eel
- kangaroo
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Cassowary
- Salt-water crocodile
- King brown snake
- Frilled-neck lizard
- Elk
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Čoek; plaža.
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Heklduza 🪼
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Drmusa, drmusa...
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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It’s sad that we need a dead man's emails to believe the testimony of hundreds of living women.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Imam "vidi čime sam se razveselila ovaj tjedan 🤩" godina
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Imamo kartyyy, Jurop hir vi kam! (Zagreb na dnevnom redu neki dan krajem prosinca, TBD.)
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Nisam sigurna je li posrijedi vrtić ili srednja škola, no pred mojim vratima hrpica postdiplomaca uz ciku i vrisku hodnikom naganja nekakvu lopticu.
🥎

Ne usuđujem se izaći. 😶
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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What an immense privilege it is to grow old.
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Literally the reason Twitter sucks now is all these foreigners logged on willing to do racism for pennies on the dollar and undercut our home-grown American racists. We need to erect serious trade barriers to protect the integrity of our domestic racism industry and preserve racist jobs.
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Kulturno uzdizanje jučer 🍍
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM