Yoann Re
yoannre.bsky.social
Yoann Re
@yoannre.bsky.social
Writer. Father of 3. Was a professional tennis player in a past life 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇬🇧
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Wouldn’t that make a great twist in a psychological thriller?

“Oops…my bad.”
May 12, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Did I sleep-fess?
I love music, but I hate dancing. It's so embarrassing. There's always so much pressure to dance at social occasions. I've tried to dance like no one is watching, feel the rain on my skin etc but I can't, I hate it and I hope I never have to do it again.
April 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Horror romance, anyone? Is it a thing?
April 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Do raisins from green grapes and red grapes taste the same?
April 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Reposted by Yoann Re
Never forget that in 1861 Charles Darwin wrote in a letter to a friend…

“But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything"

…because this is my favorite reminder that we can do great things even if we don't always have great days
April 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Anyone else has noticed the slurry of AI images flooding social media platforms of Musk and Trump, trying to push the propaganda of how amazing they are but very clearly AI and badly made? I get their audience is not the brightest star in the sky…but wow
April 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I love how Bluesky’s layout and look are so similar to X 🤣 No risk of feeling disoriented.

And no guilt.
April 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Or at school fundraising events.
I think murder-mystery dinner theater is unnecessary because I already enjoy dinner as it is, but if I was at the post office or something and one of the employees popped out like "Omg Doug's dead and we need YOUR help to find out who did it!" I'd be like okay I'm 100% on board let's do this
April 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Reposted by Yoann Re
Love this from @jamiattenberg.bsky.social: Hustle is "don’t ever fucking stop working on the thing you believe in (even when things aren’t going your way)” and not “conning people into giving you money.”
Why I Hustle
Thinking about the long haul this morning.
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April 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Dad? That’s you, isn’t it?

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Just spent 20 minutes trying to set up biometrics on my phone by holding my thumb to the screen and bemoaning the fact that it wouldn't work then realised I was meant to hold my thumb to the screen unlock button
April 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM