Beretta Glock Kweeng
@ynobeg.bsky.social
Hoping I live long enough to be the villain 😜
Big facts! And I gotta cousin with this name. Ain't worth a damn 😂
Never met a nigga named Terrence that was trustworthy
January 23, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Big facts! And I gotta cousin with this name. Ain't worth a damn 😂
Being a black woman in corporate is hell. I love my job, but not a day goes by whete a yt person doesn't try to make me hate it simply because they don't think my black face deserves to be in the same boardroom as them. Get used to it Connor! 😒
January 23, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Being a black woman in corporate is hell. I love my job, but not a day goes by whete a yt person doesn't try to make me hate it simply because they don't think my black face deserves to be in the same boardroom as them. Get used to it Connor! 😒
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🗣️ don’t forget to leave y’all’s faucets dripping a little bit!
Pressure builds when pipes begin to freeze and the dripping water relieves some of that pressure… then the pipes won’t burst!
Pressure builds when pipes begin to freeze and the dripping water relieves some of that pressure… then the pipes won’t burst!
January 23, 2026 at 6:05 PM
🗣️ don’t forget to leave y’all’s faucets dripping a little bit!
Pressure builds when pipes begin to freeze and the dripping water relieves some of that pressure… then the pipes won’t burst!
Pressure builds when pipes begin to freeze and the dripping water relieves some of that pressure… then the pipes won’t burst!
Not Southwest making me pay for my seat!!! All the money I done spent with y'all?!? smh 😒
January 23, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Not Southwest making me pay for my seat!!! All the money I done spent with y'all?!? smh 😒
Da'wHites when their family and friends are racists 🙈🙉🙊
Da'wHites when they claim we're engaging in "reverse racism"
Da'wHites when they claim we're engaging in "reverse racism"
a woman in a purple shirt screams with her mouth wide open
ALT: a woman in a purple shirt screams with her mouth wide open
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January 22, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Da'wHites when their family and friends are racists 🙈🙉🙊
Da'wHites when they claim we're engaging in "reverse racism"
Da'wHites when they claim we're engaging in "reverse racism"
They was calling that man a hotep! Like, who tf even taught you that word?! 😂
today on bluesky: white people confused that black people actually do not like being around them despite centuries of evidence to explain why
January 22, 2026 at 10:41 PM
They was calling that man a hotep! Like, who tf even taught you that word?! 😂
Yt ppl PLEASE stop using OUR slang! Y'all sound goofy asf trying to explain us to us!!! Just embarrassing 😑
hotep is a critique of a range of ideology and behavior that this guy's ranting may or may not fit into.
That's why I asked if it was that or his own unique brand of batshit.
The term is about bad ideas and I'm not apologizing for using it or deleting it. But I am muting this tedious thread.
That's why I asked if it was that or his own unique brand of batshit.
The term is about bad ideas and I'm not apologizing for using it or deleting it. But I am muting this tedious thread.
January 22, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Yt ppl PLEASE stop using OUR slang! Y'all sound goofy asf trying to explain us to us!!! Just embarrassing 😑
Da'wHites calling you a bot and a hotep 😭
I am cackling bcuz they really think we or our ancestors really wanted to integrate with them 😅
Baby we just want to be left alone!!!
I am cackling bcuz they really think we or our ancestors really wanted to integrate with them 😅
Baby we just want to be left alone!!!
My most woke opinion is that integration was a mistake. The problem with Separate But Equal wasn't the Separate part, it was the Equal. Because all things being equal, we woulda been just fine without em
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
January 22, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Da'wHites calling you a bot and a hotep 😭
I am cackling bcuz they really think we or our ancestors really wanted to integrate with them 😅
Baby we just want to be left alone!!!
I am cackling bcuz they really think we or our ancestors really wanted to integrate with them 😅
Baby we just want to be left alone!!!
Left not one crumb. 🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾
January 22, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Left not one crumb. 🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾
Yt lady clutched her purse and moved all the way over to the wall when I stood in line behind her- a good distance mind you. Like, bitch you think I'm going to grab that raggedy bag and run out the pre check lane?! smh 🙄
January 19, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Yt lady clutched her purse and moved all the way over to the wall when I stood in line behind her- a good distance mind you. Like, bitch you think I'm going to grab that raggedy bag and run out the pre check lane?! smh 🙄
As someone with ADHD, I do this often. I'm not trying to center myself but show ppl I can relate to them. I try to refrain from doing it so I don't make others feel uncomfortable but then I'll start tuning out 😞
I hate when people automatically assume you're centering yourself by relating something being discussed, to you. I could sit here and just say "That's crazy" over and over again
January 19, 2026 at 4:56 PM
As someone with ADHD, I do this often. I'm not trying to center myself but show ppl I can relate to them. I try to refrain from doing it so I don't make others feel uncomfortable but then I'll start tuning out 😞
Remember watching this every year in grade school
Happy Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. day you handsome and gorgeous lot. A day ON youtu.be/AJsXQLC24yA?...
MLK Day Special: Our Friend, Martin Cartoon Classic
YouTube video by BlackTree TV
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January 19, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Remember watching this every year in grade school
Atp I might as well move to Texas 😆
San Antonio here I come 🤠
San Antonio here I come 🤠
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Atp I might as well move to Texas 😆
San Antonio here I come 🤠
San Antonio here I come 🤠
Yup! Hurricane Helene tore thru my city unexpectedly in 2024. There was no power, gas or running water for weeks. ATMs were down, the few stores that still had supplies only took cash. Swear my family learned a lesson then.
Black people, do you have a go bag? I take disaster preparedness very serious and you should too. Especially if you have kids
January 19, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Yup! Hurricane Helene tore thru my city unexpectedly in 2024. There was no power, gas or running water for weeks. ATMs were down, the few stores that still had supplies only took cash. Swear my family learned a lesson then.
Got my hair done, nails done, a pedicure, massage, brows waxed and bought myself a new body butter. #SelfcareSunday
a man wearing glasses and a vest with the word success written on it
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January 18, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Got my hair done, nails done, a pedicure, massage, brows waxed and bought myself a new body butter. #SelfcareSunday
What is wrong with y'all 😩
January 17, 2026 at 10:47 PM
What is wrong with y'all 😩
A Bronx Tale is one of my favorite movies, but Jane was tripping taking C back after he called her brother a nigga. They should've jumped his ass and stole his car 😆
January 17, 2026 at 10:46 PM
A Bronx Tale is one of my favorite movies, but Jane was tripping taking C back after he called her brother a nigga. They should've jumped his ass and stole his car 😆
This!
Tues, Wed, Thurs
8:30-11:30
I'll take it 😂
Tues, Wed, Thurs
8:30-11:30
I'll take it 😂
I need a job that’s 3 days a week, 3 hours a day, unlimited pto, good health insurance, no human interaction, $100k salary
January 16, 2026 at 5:27 PM
This!
Tues, Wed, Thurs
8:30-11:30
I'll take it 😂
Tues, Wed, Thurs
8:30-11:30
I'll take it 😂
No, but the build up is wild. I just started it a few weeks ago.
Before I start One Piece, do they ever find the piece?
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
No, but the build up is wild. I just started it a few weeks ago.
When you're having a good day then something fucked up happens that throws it completely off 🤦🏾♀️ as my grandma would say "the devil is busy"
January 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
When you're having a good day then something fucked up happens that throws it completely off 🤦🏾♀️ as my grandma would say "the devil is busy"
Yup, technically lol
My daughter is 23 now but she still my baby 🥰
My daughter is 23 now but she still my baby 🥰
You got a kid????
DO ALL OF YALL GOT KIDS???????
DO ALL OF YALL GOT KIDS???????
Being a father is fun af. Busy af. And sometimes, overwhelming.
Shit is lit though.
Shit is lit though.
January 16, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Yup, technically lol
My daughter is 23 now but she still my baby 🥰
My daughter is 23 now but she still my baby 🥰
I definitely do! I feel like my daughter is a blessing and my greatest gift.
Is it hard sometimes? Yes
Were there moments when I wanted to yeet my child across the room? Hell yes 🤣 but I wouldn't trade her for anything in the world.
Is it hard sometimes? Yes
Were there moments when I wanted to yeet my child across the room? Hell yes 🤣 but I wouldn't trade her for anything in the world.
On a serious tip, do yall genuinely enjoy being parents?
January 16, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I definitely do! I feel like my daughter is a blessing and my greatest gift.
Is it hard sometimes? Yes
Were there moments when I wanted to yeet my child across the room? Hell yes 🤣 but I wouldn't trade her for anything in the world.
Is it hard sometimes? Yes
Were there moments when I wanted to yeet my child across the room? Hell yes 🤣 but I wouldn't trade her for anything in the world.
Never been a fan of sweet tea or iced tea. I prefer hot herbal tea, but I'll take lemonade or water over tea any day.
As a southerner I'm shocked every time somebody says they ain't a sweet tea fan. It's like our juice.
You got water, sweet tea, lemonade, coffee, and liquor. Those are the options.
You got water, sweet tea, lemonade, coffee, and liquor. Those are the options.
January 15, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Never been a fan of sweet tea or iced tea. I prefer hot herbal tea, but I'll take lemonade or water over tea any day.
Somebody said "Coochella" and I am legit in tears 😭😂😂😂
But also, how do I sign up? Purchase tix?
But also, how do I sign up? Purchase tix?
January 14, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Somebody said "Coochella" and I am legit in tears 😭😂😂😂
But also, how do I sign up? Purchase tix?
But also, how do I sign up? Purchase tix?
As a professional eater, I get it. Kewchie is an acquired taste
January 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
As a professional eater, I get it. Kewchie is an acquired taste