Shirley Chisholm
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Shirley Chisholm
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*taps mic* is this thing on?

32. D(M)V but really ✈️ CA.
Let’s yap
Pinned
My bf did it for me
Me: got damn I got thick

Clue app: your period starts in two days

Oh…so, not thick just bloated. Got it 😭
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I saw somebody with Kodak Black in their top 10 artist….. people are unwell
December 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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I do think that I’m better than you if you still listen to R Kelly.
Way fucking better than you.
December 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Now that NYC’s temps are dropping below freezing, please join me in supporting the Coalition for the Homeless & help our unhoused neighbors. We provide hot meals, blankets, shelter… small actions that save lives. It’s a cold world; let’s make it warmer together.✨ Volunteer with me or donate below✨
Home - Coalition For The Homeless
The Coalition for the Homeless is the nation's oldest advocacy and direct service organization helping homeless individuals in New York City.
www.coalitionforthehomeless.org
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
*walks in at 730am*

Dad: I thought you said you would be back Friday

Me: I said tomorrow or Friday, today is tomorrow.

Mind you I just told him that like not even 12 hours ago and here I am

Screaming LMAO
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It was actually kind of sad. He said all his family died and he’s never been married. He came back from Vietnam sterile, all his family died of cancer. No kids. He went on a date recently and then brought the lady back to his house and his dog bit her. Maybe he’s bad vibes. LMAOOOOOO
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Was enjoying talking to this old uber driver. Then he started talking about the teens and crime in Baltimore
a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words i know what you are written above them
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words i know what you are written above them
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Up being wholesome. You know the usual. 😇
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Gross 🤮
Having R Kelly in your apple recap is crazy.
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 AM
At the airport and these kids are going on a band trip. They got tubas and shit 😭
December 4, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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What if you’re both.. 😕
December 4, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Forgot he was dead. Wow. What great news to hear (again) 😬
Yall remember when Hulk Hogan died?
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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is the gingerbread gamecube my magnum opus?
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Captain said no service for 1 hour because of turbulence. IMA BE SLEEP BEFORE I GET MY VODKA OMG
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Ladies be hoppin in the DMs like thaaaatttt? Wild
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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I know I read it but my brain doesn’t want to admit I did
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Landing BWI 6am. What y’all think traffic finna look like? 😭
December 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Fellas you gotta understand the scoot is for her, not for you
If you complain about a woman scooting when she’s on top I assume you don’t care about her pleasure
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My comfort shows:

Scandal
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Jamie Foxx
Hey Arnold
HTGAWM
The 100
My comfort shows:

Fraiser
Living Single
Psych
Monk
Over The Garden Wall
Golden Girls
My comfort shows:

Dexter
The Office
Law & Order
Criminal Minds
Living Single
King of Queens

Basically… Humor and murder mystery
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.

They are lying to us.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Karoline Leavitt: “You’re either a U.S. citizen or not — You can’t be a U.S. citizen & a citizen of another country”

The Supreme Court thought differently as it ruled in 1967 that the government can’t strip U.S. citizenship unless a person voluntarily relinquishes it - not that they care
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Uber Eats: Imagine an $8 burrito

Me: That sounds so awesome

Uber Eats: Now imagine that it could be all yours for just $26
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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A rain cloud can weigh like 3 ton.

A elephant is pregnant for almost 2 years.

Nobody actually saved money by switching to Geico.

The Bible used to be 88 books.
Y’all got any fun facts for me
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM