32. D(M)V but really ✈️ CA.
Let’s yap
Clue app: your period starts in two days
Oh…so, not thick just bloated. Got it 😭
Clue app: your period starts in two days
Oh…so, not thick just bloated. Got it 😭
Way fucking better than you.
Way fucking better than you.
Dad: I thought you said you would be back Friday
Me: I said tomorrow or Friday, today is tomorrow.
Mind you I just told him that like not even 12 hours ago and here I am
Screaming LMAO
Dad: I thought you said you would be back Friday
Me: I said tomorrow or Friday, today is tomorrow.
Mind you I just told him that like not even 12 hours ago and here I am
Screaming LMAO
Scandal
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Jamie Foxx
Hey Arnold
HTGAWM
The 100
Fraiser
Living Single
Psych
Monk
Over The Garden Wall
Golden Girls
Dexter
The Office
Law & Order
Criminal Minds
Living Single
King of Queens
Basically… Humor and murder mystery
Scandal
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Jamie Foxx
Hey Arnold
HTGAWM
The 100
They are lying to us.
They are lying to us.
The Supreme Court thought differently as it ruled in 1967 that the government can’t strip U.S. citizenship unless a person voluntarily relinquishes it - not that they care
The Supreme Court thought differently as it ruled in 1967 that the government can’t strip U.S. citizenship unless a person voluntarily relinquishes it - not that they care
Me: That sounds so awesome
Uber Eats: Now imagine that it could be all yours for just $26
Me: That sounds so awesome
Uber Eats: Now imagine that it could be all yours for just $26
A elephant is pregnant for almost 2 years.
Nobody actually saved money by switching to Geico.
The Bible used to be 88 books.
A elephant is pregnant for almost 2 years.
Nobody actually saved money by switching to Geico.
The Bible used to be 88 books.