Shirley Chisholm
@anickel4thought.bsky.social
*taps mic* is this thing on?
32. D(M)V but really ✈️ CA.
Let’s yap
32. D(M)V but really ✈️ CA.
Let’s yap
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Hello. I made my review account. Haven’t posted anything on there yet, but I will later today or not. Idk. I’ll be talking about everything I watch and read. Which is a lot. Join the chaos.
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@fivecentreviews.bsky.social
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Luigi really goes to court/interacts with law enforcement expressly to aura farm and it’s actually crazy lol. Free my boy!
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
December 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Luigi really goes to court/interacts with law enforcement expressly to aura farm and it’s actually crazy lol. Free my boy!
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I handle it every morning. I don't wear my ushy gushy gorilla grip badge. You gotta be surprised by it.
Sugar cookie women; how's y'all mustaches looking
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I handle it every morning. I don't wear my ushy gushy gorilla grip badge. You gotta be surprised by it.
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*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
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Something I’ve noticed in a lot of writing about humor in online spaces, especially when it’s a meme or joke created by Black people FOR Black people that gets co-opted by white voices, is the fundamental misunderstandings between how white people and Black people DO funny.
August 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Something I’ve noticed in a lot of writing about humor in online spaces, especially when it’s a meme or joke created by Black people FOR Black people that gets co-opted by white voices, is the fundamental misunderstandings between how white people and Black people DO funny.
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men describing pregnancy: it's not a big deal, your body was naturally designed for it
women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"
women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"
December 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
men describing pregnancy: it's not a big deal, your body was naturally designed for it
women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"
women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"
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We’re so fucking back!!!
US LAYOFFS SET TO EXCEED THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS
December 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
We’re so fucking back!!!
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I thought y’all were trying to turn the temperature down? To curb toxic posting? To make social media more friendly? How does trolling your own users fit into that mission? Genuine question.
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I thought y’all were trying to turn the temperature down? To curb toxic posting? To make social media more friendly? How does trolling your own users fit into that mission? Genuine question.
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Miles Morales co-creator Sara Pichelli says she does not get any royalties from the ‘Spider-Verse’ films, Insomniac games, or merch
"I don’t get anything … that's the saddest part of my life"
(via SiteJamesons | TW)
"I don’t get anything … that's the saddest part of my life"
(via SiteJamesons | TW)
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Miles Morales co-creator Sara Pichelli says she does not get any royalties from the ‘Spider-Verse’ films, Insomniac games, or merch
"I don’t get anything … that's the saddest part of my life"
(via SiteJamesons | TW)
"I don’t get anything … that's the saddest part of my life"
(via SiteJamesons | TW)
My period is late, we’re about to have a Christmas miracle on our hands because I dont do that sex stuff.
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My period is late, we’re about to have a Christmas miracle on our hands because I dont do that sex stuff.
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A check
Is anyone allowed to show up at your house unannounced?
December 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
A check
I miss the days when it was 60° in December in Maryland. This 32° shit has got to stop.
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I miss the days when it was 60° in December in Maryland. This 32° shit has got to stop.
Haven’t even brushed my teeth yet just opened the damn app. On Jesus day.
So not everyone is blessed with a hooded clit?? Some of yall clits missing a jacket???
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Haven’t even brushed my teeth yet just opened the damn app. On Jesus day.
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This is wild to see first thing on Sunday morning
So not everyone is blessed with a hooded clit?? Some of yall clits missing a jacket???
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
This is wild to see first thing on Sunday morning
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PUT A COAT ON THAT BABY
So not everyone is blessed with a hooded clit?? Some of yall clits missing a jacket???
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
PUT A COAT ON THAT BABY
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The folks that get on social media to complain about social media are never not gonna be weird to me.
a bald man with a beard is making a funny face while sitting down .
ALT: a bald man with a beard is making a funny face while sitting down .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 AM
The folks that get on social media to complain about social media are never not gonna be weird to me.
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Growing up I lived down the road from a man who raised exotic animals. He had ostriches and other random shit. Id get off the bus sometimes and there would be a note on the mailbox that his ostriches were out and to stay in the house til he caught em bc they'd fuck you and whatever dog you had up
An emu will F*CK you up so I know an ostrich will tear yo ass out the frame
December 7, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Growing up I lived down the road from a man who raised exotic animals. He had ostriches and other random shit. Id get off the bus sometimes and there would be a note on the mailbox that his ostriches were out and to stay in the house til he caught em bc they'd fuck you and whatever dog you had up
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Hes trying to get him to switch insurances.
An emu will F*CK you up so I know an ostrich will tear yo ass out the frame
December 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Hes trying to get him to switch insurances.
Here’s a photo before I wipe my face off.
December 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Here’s a photo before I wipe my face off.
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That bird big af! Mai Gawd
An emu will F*CK you up so I know an ostrich will tear yo ass out the frame
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
That bird big af! Mai Gawd
Okay my social battery has died. Time to go home. LETS HURRY IT UP
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Okay my social battery has died. Time to go home. LETS HURRY IT UP
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An emu will F*CK you up so I know an ostrich will tear yo ass out the frame
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
An emu will F*CK you up so I know an ostrich will tear yo ass out the frame
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Okay I’m done
July 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Okay I’m done
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Card B out in Miami last night 😮💨🤌🏽🥰
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Card B out in Miami last night 😮💨🤌🏽🥰
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I cannot stress enough that is some rando responds to something you reposted trying to draw you into a “but have you considered” discussion of it, they are not acting in good faith, and you just block. Please, embrace the blue sky way. block. block. block.
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I cannot stress enough that is some rando responds to something you reposted trying to draw you into a “but have you considered” discussion of it, they are not acting in good faith, and you just block. Please, embrace the blue sky way. block. block. block.