🦂 The Scorpiono/Scorpioso got "All A's" on his Physical
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Here's my issue with that. "Foodstamps" can only be spent on food. So hair, nails, and tattoos are irrelevant to that. It's not like they are, or even capable, of blowing their SNAP benefits on tattoos. IT'S A STRAWMAN! It's gaslighting. One thing has NOTHING to do with the other.
"Spin the Block Season" is crazy. 😆
Spin the Block Season starts the fourth Sunday of November and runs through the first Friday in January.
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"Spin the Block Season" is crazy. 😆
They're never beating those secret 'Deathstar' allegations.
As many expected, the truth is finally coming out, they were just fishermen. The family of the Colombian man killed in the Sept. 15 U.S. military strike in the Caribbean Sea has now filed a formal complaint with the Inter-American Commission on Human Rights, alleging
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
They're never beating those secret 'Deathstar' allegations.
You know that Quote Skeets are ripping you a new one, when ppl start making random Skeets on the Skyline and everybody knows what ratio'ed Skeet it's in reference to. 🤣🤣🤣
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
You know that Quote Skeets are ripping you a new one, when ppl start making random Skeets on the Skyline and everybody knows what ratio'ed Skeet it's in reference to. 🤣🤣🤣
Fcuk all 'lat. I'm so glad I don't have kids.
I’m still on the fence about kids tbh.
December 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Fcuk all 'lat. I'm so glad I don't have kids.
Wait, are they seriously all ganging up against him up *fight* back against intelligence?! 🤔
They were mad because Karlous was right.
Homelessness shouldn't be our problem; it should be the government's and they could fix it but they choose not to.
Homelessness shouldn't be our problem; it should be the government's and they could fix it but they choose not to.
December 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Wait, are they seriously all ganging up against him up *fight* back against intelligence?! 🤔
Fantastic Four: First Steps
(TWICE)
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6. What is the last movie you watched in theaters?
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Fantastic Four: First Steps
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I hate the ones that don't have a "checkout as guest" option. I be like, 'I don't even have an account (or I forgot my login info)! I gotta create a whole account to buy a shirt?! Ykw, forget it!' 😆
Online shopping is so daunting sometimes. You gotta fight like 4 damn pop ups, then they want you sign in even before you look at the damn article of clothing. Just let me look, damn.
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I hate the ones that don't have a "checkout as guest" option. I be like, 'I don't even have an account (or I forgot my login info)! I gotta create a whole account to buy a shirt?! Ykw, forget it!' 😆
I used to work for a healthcare call center. At one point, management put our entire department (50+ ppl) on probation because they found a pattern of us "losing phone connections/call drops" as a team.
I can't speak for all, but I was 100% hanging up on ppl who would talk too much or annoy me. 🤭
I can't speak for all, but I was 100% hanging up on ppl who would talk too much or annoy me. 🤭
This mf is talking my head off. I wanna hang up so bad.
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I used to work for a healthcare call center. At one point, management put our entire department (50+ ppl) on probation because they found a pattern of us "losing phone connections/call drops" as a team.
I can't speak for all, but I was 100% hanging up on ppl who would talk too much or annoy me. 🤭
I can't speak for all, but I was 100% hanging up on ppl who would talk too much or annoy me. 🤭
Still not sure why some of you don't have your Santa hat on in your pfp?
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a cartoon of sonic the hedgehog standing with his arms crossed on a yellow surface .
ALT: a cartoon of sonic the hedgehog standing with his arms crossed on a yellow surface .
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December 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Still not sure why some of you don't have your Santa hat on in your pfp?
(If you are not participating for religious or personal reasons, this doesn't apply to you. Please keep scrolling. 🙂)
(If you are not participating for religious or personal reasons, this doesn't apply to you. Please keep scrolling. 🙂)
I am assuming they would need to have been worn for a while for it to even make sense, which is wild.
Ladies, if you catch ya mans sucking on your panties, you might wanna clock it as a red flag. You might be dealing with a serial killer. 🤷🏾
Ladies, if you catch ya mans sucking on your panties, you might wanna clock it as a red flag. You might be dealing with a serial killer. 🤷🏾
Men - do yall really be sucking on your woman’s panties? 👀
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I am assuming they would need to have been worn for a while for it to even make sense, which is wild.
Ladies, if you catch ya mans sucking on your panties, you might wanna clock it as a red flag. You might be dealing with a serial killer. 🤷🏾
Ladies, if you catch ya mans sucking on your panties, you might wanna clock it as a red flag. You might be dealing with a serial killer. 🤷🏾
Do you know how dumb you have to be to think a COGNITIVE Test determines intelligence? You don't have to be "smart" to be cognitive.
He's so stupid. I can't. 🤣🤣🤣
He's so stupid. I can't. 🤣🤣🤣
Trump: "I took my physical. I got all As. Everything. But they said to me, 'would you like to take a cognitive test?' I said, 'Is it hard?' They said, 'yes.' I said, 'Well, I'm a very smart person. Who was the last president to take one?' 'No president has ever agreed to take one' ... I aced it."
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Do you know how dumb you have to be to think a COGNITIVE Test determines intelligence? You don't have to be "smart" to be cognitive.
He's so stupid. I can't. 🤣🤣🤣
He's so stupid. I can't. 🤣🤣🤣
A'ja needs to be making at least 10 million. I don't know how they are going to make it happen, but anything less than 10 million for A'ja is an unfair contract. 🤣
The WNBA's latest proposal to the Women's National Basketball Players Association includes a maximum salary in 2026 featuring a guaranteed $1 million base, with projected revenue sharing pushing total earnings for max players to more than $1.2 million, sources told @alexaphilippou.bsky.social.
Sources: WNBA offering max salary base of $1M
The WNBA's latest proposal to the players' union includes a maximum salary base of $1 million, sources told ESPN's Alexa Philippou. The new offer reflects incremental increases from the league's previous proposal.
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December 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
A'ja needs to be making at least 10 million. I don't know how they are going to make it happen, but anything less than 10 million for A'ja is an unfair contract. 🤣
I don't like the way she's choking it with that hanger. But that raccoon is cute and cuddly, and I could see myself with a pet raccoon. 🥰
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I don't like the way she's choking it with that hanger. But that raccoon is cute and cuddly, and I could see myself with a pet raccoon. 🥰
Fcuk all 'lat. If I survive a societal collapse, I just want to be left alone. 😆😆😆
What skill will you contribute when society collapses?
December 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Fcuk all 'lat. If I survive a societal collapse, I just want to be left alone. 😆😆😆
5a & 5b) General Greivous/Carnage
4) Silver Surfer (kind of)
3) Darth Maul
2) Ultron
1) Venom
4) Silver Surfer (kind of)
3) Darth Maul
2) Ultron
1) Venom
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
5a & 5b) General Greivous/Carnage
4) Silver Surfer (kind of)
3) Darth Maul
2) Ultron
1) Venom
4) Silver Surfer (kind of)
3) Darth Maul
2) Ultron
1) Venom
5) Batman
4) Black Panther
3) Spiderman
2) Deadpool
1) Daredevil
IN. THAT. ORDER.
4) Black Panther
3) Spiderman
2) Deadpool
1) Daredevil
IN. THAT. ORDER.
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
5) Batman
4) Black Panther
3) Spiderman
2) Deadpool
1) Daredevil
IN. THAT. ORDER.
4) Black Panther
3) Spiderman
2) Deadpool
1) Daredevil
IN. THAT. ORDER.
Yt ppl love performative spectacle.
Case in point. Whenever your yt supervisor walks by, all you have to do is "look like you're doing something," and they won't second guess you. Even if you just rustle some papers or pick up a pen and jot down some notes. They'll just smile and walk by. 🤣🤣🤣
Case in point. Whenever your yt supervisor walks by, all you have to do is "look like you're doing something," and they won't second guess you. Even if you just rustle some papers or pick up a pen and jot down some notes. They'll just smile and walk by. 🤣🤣🤣
Yall want spectacle and not actual work done. Of all the things going on that they can push that energy and attention towards yall choose impeachment against someone who is a low hanging fruit. Your attention spans dont allow them to focus on more things than once!
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Yt ppl love performative spectacle.
Case in point. Whenever your yt supervisor walks by, all you have to do is "look like you're doing something," and they won't second guess you. Even if you just rustle some papers or pick up a pen and jot down some notes. They'll just smile and walk by. 🤣🤣🤣
Case in point. Whenever your yt supervisor walks by, all you have to do is "look like you're doing something," and they won't second guess you. Even if you just rustle some papers or pick up a pen and jot down some notes. They'll just smile and walk by. 🤣🤣🤣
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It's December which means I can finally he my true self again. New avi!
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Well, I'm basically the, "We sick," because I'm the, "Oh, you sick? Poor baby. Let's lay down and go to sleep."
Are y’all the “we sick” type when your partner is sick, or the “aye keep your ass over THERE until you get better” type?
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Well, I'm basically the, "We sick," because I'm the, "Oh, you sick? Poor baby. Let's lay down and go to sleep."
I play nice with everybody. 😃
everyone's a bully on here if you want to keep it a buck.
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I play nice with everybody. 😃
Vrabel got these Patriots players hitting hard asf. Put the mf kids to bed! He knocked the paint off that man's helmet! 😳
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Vrabel got these Patriots players hitting hard asf. Put the mf kids to bed! He knocked the paint off that man's helmet! 😳
This reminds me of that scene in 'Hardball' when G-Baby recapped that fight. 🤣🤣🤣
People were posting cheeks.
Some said they did not want to visually partake.
Others warned of the risk of posting cheeks.
Cheek posters and appreciators said its “THE FREEDOM TO CHEEK”
Others said “SHUT UP OLD BITCHES”
Some cheeks were forcibly removed due to personal beef.
Im just here. 😂
Some said they did not want to visually partake.
Others warned of the risk of posting cheeks.
Cheek posters and appreciators said its “THE FREEDOM TO CHEEK”
Others said “SHUT UP OLD BITCHES”
Some cheeks were forcibly removed due to personal beef.
Im just here. 😂
a cartoon of a man talking to another man with the words i move for a bad court thingy
Alt: a cartoon of a man talking to another man with the words i move for a bad court thingy
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December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This reminds me of that scene in 'Hardball' when G-Baby recapped that fight. 🤣🤣🤣
What just happened? Did he just stop himself from kicking the football to attempt the FG?
Dart literally just mouthed, "Oh, my God." 😆😆😆
Dart literally just mouthed, "Oh, my God." 😆😆😆
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
What just happened? Did he just stop himself from kicking the football to attempt the FG?
Dart literally just mouthed, "Oh, my God." 😆😆😆
Dart literally just mouthed, "Oh, my God." 😆😆😆
You a goofy
Fcuk you mean?
FOH
What you on, Joe?
Here you go
You done?
You mad or naw?
Fcuk you mean?
FOH
What you on, Joe?
Here you go
You done?
You mad or naw?
Without saying where you’re from, drop some slang from your city. I’m trying to see something.
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
You a goofy
Fcuk you mean?
FOH
What you on, Joe?
Here you go
You done?
You mad or naw?
Fcuk you mean?
FOH
What you on, Joe?
Here you go
You done?
You mad or naw?
Why couldn't I name myself? I wanted my name to be Apollo.
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Why couldn't I name myself? I wanted my name to be Apollo.