KP
@yepitskrista.bsky.social
Your biggest fan.
Fire Dragon.
Newfoundlander.
Fire Dragon.
Newfoundlander.
Airlines: “Oh you’re flying with us today, how wonderful!”
Also Airlines: “Wait. You brought luggage? We weren’t anticipating this and it’s going to cost you dearly.”
Also Airlines: “Wait. You brought luggage? We weren’t anticipating this and it’s going to cost you dearly.”
February 6, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Airlines: “Oh you’re flying with us today, how wonderful!”
Also Airlines: “Wait. You brought luggage? We weren’t anticipating this and it’s going to cost you dearly.”
Also Airlines: “Wait. You brought luggage? We weren’t anticipating this and it’s going to cost you dearly.”
I dude let me go ahead of him today at the BANK of all places. Thank you sir.
February 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I dude let me go ahead of him today at the BANK of all places. Thank you sir.
They’re playing Skid Row at the grocery store this morning. 18 and Life while I peruse the produce.
January 30, 2026 at 12:00 PM
They’re playing Skid Row at the grocery store this morning. 18 and Life while I peruse the produce.
This day cooked me bad. To top it off, came home to find my neighbour’s adult son parked in the spot my 49 year-old ass spent the morning shovelling.
I could cry.
I could cry.
January 28, 2026 at 11:26 PM
This day cooked me bad. To top it off, came home to find my neighbour’s adult son parked in the spot my 49 year-old ass spent the morning shovelling.
I could cry.
I could cry.
Took my (black) pants off before a bath tonight, only to discover a giant white fluffy feather embedded into the butt cheek. How long has it been there today? Am I feather-butt lady in the streets now?
Either way, I feel like this is a good omen.
Either way, I feel like this is a good omen.
January 21, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Took my (black) pants off before a bath tonight, only to discover a giant white fluffy feather embedded into the butt cheek. How long has it been there today? Am I feather-butt lady in the streets now?
Either way, I feel like this is a good omen.
Either way, I feel like this is a good omen.
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
Stand still. The forest knows where you are.
January 6, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Stand still. The forest knows where you are.
Let’s do it people.
Maybe you should try making music this year.
January 2, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Let’s do it people.
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Canadian Cobra Chicken
December 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Canadian Cobra Chicken
I thought my friend who was dog sitting had also shovelled my steps while I was away for three days. But it wasn’t them! Thank you to this mystery shoveller and helluva great neighbour. ❤️
December 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I thought my friend who was dog sitting had also shovelled my steps while I was away for three days. But it wasn’t them! Thank you to this mystery shoveller and helluva great neighbour. ❤️
PSA - it’s not about how fast you can drive in the winter dumb dumbs, it’s about how effectively you can stop. White knuckle trip across the island today folks.
White. Knuckle. 😳
White. Knuckle. 😳
December 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
PSA - it’s not about how fast you can drive in the winter dumb dumbs, it’s about how effectively you can stop. White knuckle trip across the island today folks.
White. Knuckle. 😳
White. Knuckle. 😳
I met Santa last night! He hooked me up.
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I met Santa last night! He hooked me up.
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I love goalie fights. Imagine having beef with someone 200 ft away. It’s truly inspiring.
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I love goalie fights. Imagine having beef with someone 200 ft away. It’s truly inspiring.
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Why don’t the coffee places make coffee ice cubes so when you order an iced coffee, it keeps its flavour as the ice melts. I don’t drink iced coffee though, so is this a money maker idea or
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Why don’t the coffee places make coffee ice cubes so when you order an iced coffee, it keeps its flavour as the ice melts. I don’t drink iced coffee though, so is this a money maker idea or
Reporting to you that there is currently no backgammon emoji.
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Reporting to you that there is currently no backgammon emoji.
All I want is for Margaret Atwood to read my palms.
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
All I want is for Margaret Atwood to read my palms.
Beauty sunrise this morning!
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Beauty sunrise this morning!
From now on I’m only dating men who live in another province. Maybe not Alberta, but that will ultimately depend on their choice of sunglasses.
November 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
From now on I’m only dating men who live in another province. Maybe not Alberta, but that will ultimately depend on their choice of sunglasses.
I work from home most times, and I’ve never done this even for a day. 👀 #extrovert
Vacations are cool. But have you ever stayed home in your pajamas and not spoken to anyone for a week?
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I work from home most times, and I’ve never done this even for a day. 👀 #extrovert
Upon reflection, I think I was over zealous in buying like 8lbs of candy. It’s probably too much candy.
My first trick or treaters are getting walloped with mounds of lollipops. 🍭 🎃 #Halloween
My first trick or treaters are getting walloped with mounds of lollipops. 🍭 🎃 #Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Upon reflection, I think I was over zealous in buying like 8lbs of candy. It’s probably too much candy.
My first trick or treaters are getting walloped with mounds of lollipops. 🍭 🎃 #Halloween
My first trick or treaters are getting walloped with mounds of lollipops. 🍭 🎃 #Halloween