Yanny
@yanny.bsky.social
My OnlyYans™️ account for leather, lycra, cocktails, flowers & weather whingeing.
Not north enough & permanently furious about it.
Not north enough & permanently furious about it.
I fucking hope so. Imagine wasting an hour of your precious life watching this vapid plasticised husk show off.
Melania: will documentary bankrolled by Bezos flop? | The Latest
Melania: will documentary bankrolled by Bezos flop? | The Latest
Jeff Bezos’s Amazon MGM Studios is to release its feature-length documentary about Melania Trump. Lucy Hough speaks to the Guardian's film critic Catherine Shoard
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January 27, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I fucking hope so. Imagine wasting an hour of your precious life watching this vapid plasticised husk show off.
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Lady up the road from me posted this video of her horse Harvey playing in the snow.
January 26, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Lady up the road from me posted this video of her horse Harvey playing in the snow.
Matt Fucking *Academic* Goodwin though…
January 27, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Matt Fucking *Academic* Goodwin though…
I’m encouraged by this as I almost accept Reform will be our next Govt & it absolutely stuns me.
🧵Combination of what's happened to polls in Denmark and Canada (again), along with our UK polling and focus groups over the past few weeks has made me revise upward what I think likelihood and impact of a Trump effect on UK electoral politics could be.
January 27, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I’m encouraged by this as I almost accept Reform will be our next Govt & it absolutely stuns me.
In my inbox @nigella.bsky.social has just dropped her Spaghetti with Marmite so watch for it on here. It’s FANTASTIC & perfect for today (not trying to nick your job Nigella but it really is perfect x)
January 27, 2026 at 8:50 AM
In my inbox @nigella.bsky.social has just dropped her Spaghetti with Marmite so watch for it on here. It’s FANTASTIC & perfect for today (not trying to nick your job Nigella but it really is perfect x)
Today’s the kind of day I struggle with. I bet lots if us do, the house feels cosseting, I want to get plump & eat comfort foods & lie on a sofa in front of a fire under a blanket. I want to listen to the howling wind watching the rain.
But I’m off to gym & then to earn a bastard living.
But I’m off to gym & then to earn a bastard living.
January 27, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Today’s the kind of day I struggle with. I bet lots if us do, the house feels cosseting, I want to get plump & eat comfort foods & lie on a sofa in front of a fire under a blanket. I want to listen to the howling wind watching the rain.
But I’m off to gym & then to earn a bastard living.
But I’m off to gym & then to earn a bastard living.
Tonight I’ve had a revelation. My SAR from my dad’s bastard insurers has all gone into Gemini & my fucking god. 160 docs, our prompting questions & I’m sick to my stomach. They knew they’d dropped the ball over a year ago. They knew a survey was missed.
January 26, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Tonight I’ve had a revelation. My SAR from my dad’s bastard insurers has all gone into Gemini & my fucking god. 160 docs, our prompting questions & I’m sick to my stomach. They knew they’d dropped the ball over a year ago. They knew a survey was missed.
Cba posting much in the week but today’s been a bastard so I’m moaning. Checked email 6:45am & it’s been a full day of responding to every fucking bored bastard that’s mailed me HELP ME HELP ME. Rictus grinned through the day on Teams & now just …spent. Fuck em all.
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ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with gray hair wearing a gold necklace and earrings .
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January 26, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Cba posting much in the week but today’s been a bastard so I’m moaning. Checked email 6:45am & it’s been a full day of responding to every fucking bored bastard that’s mailed me HELP ME HELP ME. Rictus grinned through the day on Teams & now just …spent. Fuck em all.
WOT SHE SAID! 👇🏼
January 26, 2026 at 5:38 PM
WOT SHE SAID! 👇🏼
Off up. Pretending to be retired went well. Art, a mid day wine on Thursday, not sure getting ‘lashed in leather’ trousers on Friday is all that regular for a retiree mind but bonus auld git points for new glasses ordered + surgeon visit today.
a woman with gray hair and earrings is clapping
ALT: a woman with gray hair and earrings is clapping
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January 25, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Off up. Pretending to be retired went well. Art, a mid day wine on Thursday, not sure getting ‘lashed in leather’ trousers on Friday is all that regular for a retiree mind but bonus auld git points for new glasses ordered + surgeon visit today.
She spoiled my morning (not for the first time) as Wet Wet Wet - Love Is All Around was her no.6 choice. Dreadful. And been in my head all day.
Eight things we learned from Kemi Badenoch’s Desert Island Discs www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/a...
BBC Radio 4 - Desert Island Discs - Eight things we learned from Kemi Badenoch’s Desert Island Discs
The MP shares memories of boarding school in Nigeria and flipping burgers in London.
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January 25, 2026 at 8:57 PM
She spoiled my morning (not for the first time) as Wet Wet Wet - Love Is All Around was her no.6 choice. Dreadful. And been in my head all day.
Have you seen the freezing temperatures forecast in New York? Insanely low for a busy busy city. Jeez. Bedlam.
January 25, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Have you seen the freezing temperatures forecast in New York? Insanely low for a busy busy city. Jeez. Bedlam.
The Lad™️ is outside OUTSIDE pressing (via @nethertonfoundry.bsky.social press!) & cooking blue corn tortillas. Outside I said. On 9 of 14…..he’s been outside an hour. 🥶 OUTSIDE
January 25, 2026 at 4:50 PM
The Lad™️ is outside OUTSIDE pressing (via @nethertonfoundry.bsky.social press!) & cooking blue corn tortillas. Outside I said. On 9 of 14…..he’s been outside an hour. 🥶 OUTSIDE
Are you even alive if you don’t hear Goldfinger & pretend to be Shirley Bassey? @6music.bsky.social
*extends bejewelled hands whilst in puffa coat*
*extends bejewelled hands whilst in puffa coat*
January 25, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Are you even alive if you don’t hear Goldfinger & pretend to be Shirley Bassey? @6music.bsky.social
*extends bejewelled hands whilst in puffa coat*
*extends bejewelled hands whilst in puffa coat*
Hadn’t even heard of these. Now I want one. Obvs.
The spikiness secret: can acupressure mats help with pain, stress and insomnia?
The spikiness secret: can acupressure mats help with pain, stress and insomnia?
Used in healing practices for centuries, modern versions of these spiky mats are increasingly popular, and many people find them invaluable. Here’s what the science says
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January 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Hadn’t even heard of these. Now I want one. Obvs.
Dinner & BACK IN THE GAME today is chicken fajitas with home made blue corn tortilla. All cooked outside. Yesterday I thought I was having a pile of nachos for dinner. I ate some out of the bag. No salsa. Nowt. So a bacon sarnie & some tacos. Great eh?
January 25, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Dinner & BACK IN THE GAME today is chicken fajitas with home made blue corn tortilla. All cooked outside. Yesterday I thought I was having a pile of nachos for dinner. I ate some out of the bag. No salsa. Nowt. So a bacon sarnie & some tacos. Great eh?
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“Geographically inaccurate penguin memes sir. Thousands of ‘em.”
January 25, 2026 at 1:39 PM
“Geographically inaccurate penguin memes sir. Thousands of ‘em.”
It’s a pretty nice day in Chester.
January 25, 2026 at 9:54 AM
It’s a pretty nice day in Chester.
Waiting to see my surgeon all nervous. Why is that? I feel like I’m gonna get wrong.
January 25, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Waiting to see my surgeon all nervous. Why is that? I feel like I’m gonna get wrong.
Last night I watched Die My Love on Mubi & going to struggle telling you how much I hated it. Acting was excellent, I just couldn’t have given a toss about either of them. Im still annoyed now.
As you were.
As you were.
January 25, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Last night I watched Die My Love on Mubi & going to struggle telling you how much I hated it. Acting was excellent, I just couldn’t have given a toss about either of them. Im still annoyed now.
As you were.
As you were.
Well….hair of dog. A Lemon Drop in my pretty Nick & Nora glass. And it’s a zinger, a livener. Just what I fancied. CBA eating.
Follow me for more health & fitness tips….#fitfam
Follow me for more health & fitness tips….#fitfam
January 24, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Well….hair of dog. A Lemon Drop in my pretty Nick & Nora glass. And it’s a zinger, a livener. Just what I fancied. CBA eating.
Follow me for more health & fitness tips….#fitfam
Follow me for more health & fitness tips….#fitfam
Right I’m offski. A scalding hot shower & try & shine my filthy self up & then the weirdest Saturday evening meal ever. Coz too tired, too hungover & too disinterested a pile of Nachos are coming my way.
January 24, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Right I’m offski. A scalding hot shower & try & shine my filthy self up & then the weirdest Saturday evening meal ever. Coz too tired, too hungover & too disinterested a pile of Nachos are coming my way.
Who the heck is booking any holidays to America? I genuinely wonder this. It must be huge huge loss to the country as I can’t imagine anyone wanting to visit really. Also the World Cup lolz.
January 24, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Who the heck is booking any holidays to America? I genuinely wonder this. It must be huge huge loss to the country as I can’t imagine anyone wanting to visit really. Also the World Cup lolz.
45mins kip & mood not improved at all.
January 24, 2026 at 5:40 PM
45mins kip & mood not improved at all.