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Yanny
@yanny.bsky.social
My OnlyYans™️ account for leather, lycra, cocktails, flowers & weather whingeing.

Not north enough & permanently furious about it.
I fucking hope so. Imagine wasting an hour of your precious life watching this vapid plasticised husk show off.
January 27, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Lady up the road from me posted this video of her horse Harvey playing in the snow.
January 26, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Matt Fucking *Academic* Goodwin though…
January 27, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I’m encouraged by this as I almost accept Reform will be our next Govt & it absolutely stuns me.
🧵Combination of what's happened to polls in Denmark and Canada (again), along with our UK polling and focus groups over the past few weeks has made me revise upward what I think likelihood and impact of a Trump effect on UK electoral politics could be.
January 27, 2026 at 12:57 PM
In my inbox @nigella.bsky.social has just dropped her Spaghetti with Marmite so watch for it on here. It’s FANTASTIC & perfect for today (not trying to nick your job Nigella but it really is perfect x)
January 27, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Today’s the kind of day I struggle with. I bet lots if us do, the house feels cosseting, I want to get plump & eat comfort foods & lie on a sofa in front of a fire under a blanket. I want to listen to the howling wind watching the rain.

But I’m off to gym & then to earn a bastard living.
January 27, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Tonight I’ve had a revelation. My SAR from my dad’s bastard insurers has all gone into Gemini & my fucking god. 160 docs, our prompting questions & I’m sick to my stomach. They knew they’d dropped the ball over a year ago. They knew a survey was missed.
January 26, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Cba posting much in the week but today’s been a bastard so I’m moaning. Checked email 6:45am & it’s been a full day of responding to every fucking bored bastard that’s mailed me HELP ME HELP ME. Rictus grinned through the day on Teams & now just …spent. Fuck em all.
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January 26, 2026 at 5:42 PM
WOT SHE SAID! 👇🏼
January 26, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Off up. Pretending to be retired went well. Art, a mid day wine on Thursday, not sure getting ‘lashed in leather’ trousers on Friday is all that regular for a retiree mind but bonus auld git points for new glasses ordered + surgeon visit today.
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January 25, 2026 at 9:02 PM
She spoiled my morning (not for the first time) as Wet Wet Wet - Love Is All Around was her no.6 choice. Dreadful. And been in my head all day.
January 25, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Have you seen the freezing temperatures forecast in New York? Insanely low for a busy busy city. Jeez. Bedlam.
January 25, 2026 at 5:16 PM
January 25, 2026 at 5:07 PM
The Lad™️ is outside OUTSIDE pressing (via @nethertonfoundry.bsky.social press!) & cooking blue corn tortillas. Outside I said. On 9 of 14…..he’s been outside an hour. 🥶 OUTSIDE
January 25, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Are you even alive if you don’t hear Goldfinger & pretend to be Shirley Bassey? @6music.bsky.social

*extends bejewelled hands whilst in puffa coat*
January 25, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Hadn’t even heard of these. Now I want one. Obvs.
January 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Dinner & BACK IN THE GAME today is chicken fajitas with home made blue corn tortilla. All cooked outside. Yesterday I thought I was having a pile of nachos for dinner. I ate some out of the bag. No salsa. Nowt. So a bacon sarnie & some tacos. Great eh?
January 25, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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“Geographically inaccurate penguin memes sir. Thousands of ‘em.”
January 25, 2026 at 1:39 PM
It’s a pretty nice day in Chester.
January 25, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Waiting to see my surgeon all nervous. Why is that? I feel like I’m gonna get wrong.
January 25, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Last night I watched Die My Love on Mubi & going to struggle telling you how much I hated it. Acting was excellent, I just couldn’t have given a toss about either of them. Im still annoyed now.

As you were.
January 25, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Well….hair of dog. A Lemon Drop in my pretty Nick & Nora glass. And it’s a zinger, a livener. Just what I fancied. CBA eating.

Follow me for more health & fitness tips….#fitfam
January 24, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Right I’m offski. A scalding hot shower & try & shine my filthy self up & then the weirdest Saturday evening meal ever. Coz too tired, too hungover & too disinterested a pile of Nachos are coming my way.
January 24, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Who the heck is booking any holidays to America? I genuinely wonder this. It must be huge huge loss to the country as I can’t imagine anyone wanting to visit really. Also the World Cup lolz.
January 24, 2026 at 5:43 PM
45mins kip & mood not improved at all.
January 24, 2026 at 5:40 PM