Fred Flintstone for the Modern Man
@y-dis.bsky.social
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Minors DNI.
I browse the pornucopia.
Minors DNI.
I browse the pornucopia.
I bought some crow calls a while back, early plan was world domination via crows.
So far no good.
But those fuckers light up when I start tooting on that thing. Need to get some more bird feed to bribe them into the yard.
If I could get them to trade feed for quarters my Aldi concerns are over.
So far no good.
But those fuckers light up when I start tooting on that thing. Need to get some more bird feed to bribe them into the yard.
If I could get them to trade feed for quarters my Aldi concerns are over.
January 23, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I bought some crow calls a while back, early plan was world domination via crows.
So far no good.
But those fuckers light up when I start tooting on that thing. Need to get some more bird feed to bribe them into the yard.
If I could get them to trade feed for quarters my Aldi concerns are over.
So far no good.
But those fuckers light up when I start tooting on that thing. Need to get some more bird feed to bribe them into the yard.
If I could get them to trade feed for quarters my Aldi concerns are over.
Muppeting an R Rated Movie.
The Green Knight…
The Green Frog Knight.
And honestly that movie would fucking kill. It’s already whimsical and fantasy like.
The Green Knight…
The Green Frog Knight.
And honestly that movie would fucking kill. It’s already whimsical and fantasy like.
Muppet an R-rated movie:
Nocturnal Animal
Nocturnal Animal
January 23, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Muppeting an R Rated Movie.
The Green Knight…
The Green Frog Knight.
And honestly that movie would fucking kill. It’s already whimsical and fantasy like.
The Green Knight…
The Green Frog Knight.
And honestly that movie would fucking kill. It’s already whimsical and fantasy like.
Mamdani reminds me of CZN Burak, always smiling and serving something up and both seem genuinely interested in helping others.
January 23, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Mamdani reminds me of CZN Burak, always smiling and serving something up and both seem genuinely interested in helping others.
Ice storm coming. It’s Alabama. Concern level low. Not because I need to prepare, I just stay stocked on omgomgomgomg everything but toilet paper fuck.
lol
lol
January 23, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Ice storm coming. It’s Alabama. Concern level low. Not because I need to prepare, I just stay stocked on omgomgomgomg everything but toilet paper fuck.
lol
lol
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Corporate news media is failing us.
January 22, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Corporate news media is failing us.
There’s a show called Deadbeat, about the other guy from Tucker and Dale. The not Alan Tyduk guy.
Either way there’s a scene where he’s on the phone with his black friend and goes, “she said no, like that’s the worst N word she could have used.” Zero beats missed and the friend is just, “no…
Either way there’s a scene where he’s on the phone with his black friend and goes, “she said no, like that’s the worst N word she could have used.” Zero beats missed and the friend is just, “no…
January 22, 2026 at 2:29 AM
There’s a show called Deadbeat, about the other guy from Tucker and Dale. The not Alan Tyduk guy.
Either way there’s a scene where he’s on the phone with his black friend and goes, “she said no, like that’s the worst N word she could have used.” Zero beats missed and the friend is just, “no…
Either way there’s a scene where he’s on the phone with his black friend and goes, “she said no, like that’s the worst N word she could have used.” Zero beats missed and the friend is just, “no…
@nasalrod.bsky.social
I’m halfway through the newest album, name eludes me lol. Apologies, but I’m digging it.
So thanks for the follow!
Shits diff and I like it.
I’m halfway through the newest album, name eludes me lol. Apologies, but I’m digging it.
So thanks for the follow!
Shits diff and I like it.
January 22, 2026 at 2:25 AM
@nasalrod.bsky.social
I’m halfway through the newest album, name eludes me lol. Apologies, but I’m digging it.
So thanks for the follow!
Shits diff and I like it.
I’m halfway through the newest album, name eludes me lol. Apologies, but I’m digging it.
So thanks for the follow!
Shits diff and I like it.
If I could live in such a way, that would be described as “profoundly human,” I’d consider that possibly the highest honor and maybe the weirdest.
People are strange.
Still stands though.
People are strange.
Still stands though.
January 21, 2026 at 9:35 PM
If I could live in such a way, that would be described as “profoundly human,” I’d consider that possibly the highest honor and maybe the weirdest.
People are strange.
Still stands though.
People are strange.
Still stands though.
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Leonard Nimoy was more than a colleague—he was a friend, an ally, and my political soulmate. Leonard played a half-human, half-Vulcan officer—a being caught between two worlds. Yet in his own life, he was perhaps the most profoundly human person I have ever known.
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Leonard Nimoy was more than a colleague—he was a friend, an ally, and my political soulmate. Leonard played a half-human, half-Vulcan officer—a being caught between two worlds. Yet in his own life, he was perhaps the most profoundly human person I have ever known.
Anyone else remember that like month on Reddit a year or two ago where they were posting goblin chicks left and right?
January 21, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Anyone else remember that like month on Reddit a year or two ago where they were posting goblin chicks left and right?
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there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
When you blow your nose and can immediately hear better.
🤌
🤌
January 21, 2026 at 7:47 AM
When you blow your nose and can immediately hear better.
🤌
🤌
So Black Phone 2.
What a film, fav of the year so far by a mile. Solid cast, nice tropes, vague sequel options available or be done. Went full send on both reveal and allowing ugly crying on screen, huge fan feels more authentic.
What a film, fav of the year so far by a mile. Solid cast, nice tropes, vague sequel options available or be done. Went full send on both reveal and allowing ugly crying on screen, huge fan feels more authentic.
January 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
So Black Phone 2.
What a film, fav of the year so far by a mile. Solid cast, nice tropes, vague sequel options available or be done. Went full send on both reveal and allowing ugly crying on screen, huge fan feels more authentic.
What a film, fav of the year so far by a mile. Solid cast, nice tropes, vague sequel options available or be done. Went full send on both reveal and allowing ugly crying on screen, huge fan feels more authentic.
With the hand off of the Nobel Peace Prize, they’ve finally properly honored Alfred Nobel’s true legacy of blowing shit the fuck up.
January 16, 2026 at 9:23 PM
With the hand off of the Nobel Peace Prize, they’ve finally properly honored Alfred Nobel’s true legacy of blowing shit the fuck up.
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We need justice for Keith Porter, killed also by an ICE officer. They are a menace to our whole society.
January 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
We need justice for Keith Porter, killed also by an ICE officer. They are a menace to our whole society.
Whenever I find something like terrible coffee or a taste I don’t care for. I use Butters logic that it’s the bad that reminds me of the good, and I’m fortunate to know the difference. Granted he was talking about his parents getting turned into chili of some shit, but the point is valid.
January 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Whenever I find something like terrible coffee or a taste I don’t care for. I use Butters logic that it’s the bad that reminds me of the good, and I’m fortunate to know the difference. Granted he was talking about his parents getting turned into chili of some shit, but the point is valid.
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We are heartbroken to hear of the passing of T. K. Carter, beloved by genre fans for his role as Nauls in John Carpenter’s 1982 classic THE THING.
January 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
We are heartbroken to hear of the passing of T. K. Carter, beloved by genre fans for his role as Nauls in John Carpenter’s 1982 classic THE THING.
Listen Discover… Stranger Things is done. Please ditch the commercial, keep the phone agent though she’s great.
January 10, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Listen Discover… Stranger Things is done. Please ditch the commercial, keep the phone agent though she’s great.
If someone had told me Godzilla -1 was a slice of life film, that also has big G in it, I’d have watched this sooner.
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 AM
If someone had told me Godzilla -1 was a slice of life film, that also has big G in it, I’d have watched this sooner.
It’s not 2026, it’s 2025v0.0.2
Absolutely a shame build.
Absolutely a shame build.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 AM
It’s not 2026, it’s 2025v0.0.2
Absolutely a shame build.
Absolutely a shame build.
The biggest positive impact vaping has made is that half the time I walk in a stall at the bathroom and I’m hit with a wave of… of sweet fruity smells, instead of shit.
Peeps be taking their vape breaks in the wc lol.
Peeps be taking their vape breaks in the wc lol.
January 9, 2026 at 4:53 AM
The biggest positive impact vaping has made is that half the time I walk in a stall at the bathroom and I’m hit with a wave of… of sweet fruity smells, instead of shit.
Peeps be taking their vape breaks in the wc lol.
Peeps be taking their vape breaks in the wc lol.
In Die Hard a gentleman on the plane tells John McClain to take his shoes off and curl up his toes on the carpet when he lands.
He’s making biscuits lol.
And after doing it a bunch, I get it. Like cats know the real shit.
He’s making biscuits lol.
And after doing it a bunch, I get it. Like cats know the real shit.
January 9, 2026 at 12:39 AM
In Die Hard a gentleman on the plane tells John McClain to take his shoes off and curl up his toes on the carpet when he lands.
He’s making biscuits lol.
And after doing it a bunch, I get it. Like cats know the real shit.
He’s making biscuits lol.
And after doing it a bunch, I get it. Like cats know the real shit.
I’d hire everyone of the major nerdcore artists to bring back school house rock.
January 8, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I’d hire everyone of the major nerdcore artists to bring back school house rock.
A MATTER OF FACTS | JT Music Fact Rap Challenge
YouTube video by The Stupendium
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January 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
As big as it is now, I still don’t think enough people are tuned into Nerdcore.
We have a massive subset in music right now that is just getting no mainstream attention.
A lot are flourishing and most of wouldn’t be able to do a normal tour, but damn.
#chalkeaters #stupendium
Love em.
We have a massive subset in music right now that is just getting no mainstream attention.
A lot are flourishing and most of wouldn’t be able to do a normal tour, but damn.
#chalkeaters #stupendium
Love em.
January 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
As big as it is now, I still don’t think enough people are tuned into Nerdcore.
We have a massive subset in music right now that is just getting no mainstream attention.
A lot are flourishing and most of wouldn’t be able to do a normal tour, but damn.
#chalkeaters #stupendium
Love em.
We have a massive subset in music right now that is just getting no mainstream attention.
A lot are flourishing and most of wouldn’t be able to do a normal tour, but damn.
#chalkeaters #stupendium
Love em.