therapist: take a break.
me: sure.... let me just send a calendar invite to my anxiety and guilt

An official directive to ratify the amendment? That would be a thing to do, instead of just tossing it offhand.

Doing it sooner than three days before the inauguration? Also a thing to do.

I suppose it shouldn't be surprising that a memecoin themed around fellatio would hit its peak very quickly and then go completely flat

Yeah, dropping my subscription a few years back means I don’t get as exposed to them, but this piece definitely speaks to the onion callout.

Überraschungsfleisch is my German power metal band name.

I’m both sad and not sad that I don’t know *which* NYTimes thing this is a response to.

Well-behaved copper merchants rarely make history.