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Former writer. Father of two children. I write long silly threads on old TV programmes. Have a look here https://www.buymeacoffee.com/jetelephone/posts
A hangglider?
December 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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They’ve had a valuable life lesson about separating artist from art
December 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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"Baby child. If they are British and super successful, they have a darkness within them."
December 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Less likely to bite the homeless.
December 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Who also grew up in Epping Forest 🥶
December 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I mean I can imagine it quite vividly and let me tell you, they don't succumb quickly
December 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I wish!
December 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Made it at the time and I'm allowed to because I'm Glaswegian etc etc.

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Nearly 3 in 3 schoolchildren in Glasgow speak Glaswegian patter, which is even harder to understand than a foreign language.
2 in 3 of Nigel Farage’s current and former partners do not speak English as their first language.
December 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM