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if you are here you’ve already won. i didn’t want you to click my name. you’re about to find out a bunch of embarrassing stuff about me.
it’s neeson in the naked gun by a miiiile for me.

there’s some edge cases where i wouldn’t consider them serious enough to be on the list; like hamm and gosling and some others have just proven themselves too funny too many times.

also harrison ford in that morning show movie with mcadams
This is a fun question—best “serious” actor in a comedic role of the last decade?
It’s so much easier for comic actors to do drama than vice versa. Look at Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine or Truman Show, and then look at De Niro’s comedies, they’re terrible
December 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
it’s not that important to me that jim phillips or a bunch of my disphit southside friends or random bsky approve of NDs actions or their ADs words, but let me mount a comprehensive defense:

they wanted to be in the fucking playoff.
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
glad they scored a TD, answer it and go for 2. none of this playing for OT shit
December 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
behren morton really throwing a monkey wrench in my theory that tech is a legit title contender . the fuck is wrong with this dude
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
spanish guy: what the fuck are calories?

…..

ohhhhh you meant calorías!
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
hey tech. can we not?
December 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
i’m sorry, what?
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
yeah bitch i’m sure you do
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
independent from the ND/Bama thing, bc whatever, tech should trounce BYU:

who the fuck thinks oklahoma is better than notre dame? based on what?! why is this even a thing.
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
is it weird that i thought bsky people were generally pretty thoughtful? the number of people disagreeing is truly alarming. it this just a “all philadelphians are stupid” thing? bc i could see that
For those with angry relatives like mine, the quick explainer:

They gotta for 2 at some pt

If they wait til the end of the game and fail, it’s automatically over.
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
who here knows the real reason i snapped on em
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
remember when the steelers tried a tush push with connor heyward and he took the snap and just stood there waiting to be pushed . that was cool
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
hey the fewer questions the better; if anyone knows where i can find patrick kane/jonathan toews romantic (with each other) fan fiction lemme know
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
johnson is not a particularly good game manager but the vikings apparently melt his fucking brain. just one horrible decision after another
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
this is some ND homer shit but here’s something i think the committee should think about regarding early losses:

would they lose to miami again? no, of course not. carr was making his first start on the road. that’s not a loss anyone should care about.

would they lose to a&m again? maybe?
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Reposted by kevin
I am also a podcaster and would like to be in movies and although I am neither young nor attractive I can promise you that I have never knowingly interviewed a white supremacist

Contact: UTA
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
desperately trying to make instagram understand that there is no world in which i don’t already own this shirt
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
my barber geoff and i are going 50-50 on a discovery zone, dm if you want in
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
PowerBIsexual is more like it
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
i don’t know why people are mad trump is exploring a career change; i think this is exactly what he should be doing
November 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
late game caleb is my GOAT but i swear if i start seeing that baker mayfield-type mvp talk i’m gonna start knocking some heads. stop letting it get to this point, my man!
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
*Bill Ackman sees this post*

“oh thank God, I thought stuff was gonna change”
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
idc about sauce’s recent performance; he absolutely rules and if i believed in the colts i’d give it an A+
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
who amongst us wouldn’t pretend to love christmas to get alicia witt to pull down her underpants ?
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
bro barney is fucking with you
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM