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@xerimichael.bsky.social
general ne’er do well and roustabout, I like playing and seeing live music
goodnight from these sleepy bois
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
goodnight from these sleepy bois
this is more offensive than anything else the United Fruit Company ever pulled #bigbanana
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
this is more offensive than anything else the United Fruit Company ever pulled #bigbanana
just look at that little face 🥹
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
just look at that little face 🥹
here’s some chicken zen for ya
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
here’s some chicken zen for ya
Yolo, bitches! jkjk 😉
The Resurrection, 1490 #sandrobotticelli #earlyrenaissance
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Yolo, bitches! jkjk 😉
tfw you ate the sheet of parchment paper that the bacon was cooked on
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
tfw you ate the sheet of parchment paper that the bacon was cooked on
Is there a drawback to putting a low amount on the title when you purchase a car?
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Is there a drawback to putting a low amount on the title when you purchase a car?
RIP Jimmy Cliff, thanks for all the tunes and one of the top three shows I’ve ever seen ❤️
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
RIP Jimmy Cliff, thanks for all the tunes and one of the top three shows I’ve ever seen ❤️
this was the view on the way to pick up my new car, I’ll take it as a good omen
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
this was the view on the way to pick up my new car, I’ll take it as a good omen
I’m sorry, Paula, but stuffing out of the turkey is the second best part of the meal after the mashed potatoes
Must be out. A whole separate entity, cooked after the turkey is done, using some of the basting leavins' and the neck meat. There is no other way.
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’m sorry, Paula, but stuffing out of the turkey is the second best part of the meal after the mashed potatoes
burnt off the first knuckle hairs of the season lighting the pellet stove 🔥
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
burnt off the first knuckle hairs of the season lighting the pellet stove 🔥
said fuck and it and walked to church in the rain
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
said fuck and it and walked to church in the rain
There’s a guy who comes to market and periodically gives some of us these delicious peanuts
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
There’s a guy who comes to market and periodically gives some of us these delicious peanuts
READ THE BOOK
Moses receiving the Tablets of Law, 1963 #chagall #marcchagall
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
READ THE BOOK
til that the high schoolers call Einsteins Bagels ‘Epsteins’
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
til that the high schoolers call Einsteins Bagels ‘Epsteins’
If you ever need to re-skin your djembe this is the best trick I learned to keep the skin even and in place.
November 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If you ever need to re-skin your djembe this is the best trick I learned to keep the skin even and in place.
Remember when I accidentally got freaky with someone who was in a relationship? And that couple also owned a brewery? Well, said couple is going to be serving beer at a gig I have next month. This should be interesting. #smalltown
Story time. Last night I went to a party. There was a dj and a small dance floor. I hit it off with a girl and we danced a lot and got pretty freaky with it. We went outside to cool down after an hour or so and there was a pool, and we decided to strip off some clothes and get in. 1/
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Remember when I accidentally got freaky with someone who was in a relationship? And that couple also owned a brewery? Well, said couple is going to be serving beer at a gig I have next month. This should be interesting. #smalltown
I wish that my older daughter didn’t stop drawing, she really had some talent
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I wish that my older daughter didn’t stop drawing, she really had some talent
I’m back on my keto shit so this is a chicken crust pizza with mozzarella, green chile, and pepperoni, and it was fuckin delicious.
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’m back on my keto shit so this is a chicken crust pizza with mozzarella, green chile, and pepperoni, and it was fuckin delicious.
I mean it’s one journalist, what could it cost? 10 dollars?
MBS claims the murder of Khashoggi was "a huge mistake and we're our doing our best that this doesn't happen again."
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I mean it’s one journalist, what could it cost? 10 dollars?
top o the morning
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
top o the morning
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November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
devil stick bf, hula hoop gf
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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