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Paula Morgan
@squirrelygirl.bsky.social
Phiscis Phamilia, Caput Mortem. One half hillbilly and one-half punk. I can't sing, I ain't pretty, and my legs are thin.
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I have the answers if anyone's still searching.
December 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Wtf is up with this deathpox virus thing? And my man is going out amongst them to get me gummies, because Ive been out for 3 days and I doth groweth cranky.
December 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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If procrastination had a mascot, it would be Calvin defending a half-melted snowman. #CalvinandHobbes #DeepThoughts
December 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I had a joke about Lot's wife, but it's kinda salty.
I had a joke about Jesus of Nazareth, I nailed it.
I had a joke about Sodom but its gone now.
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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when everyone in the christmas pageant changes their mind about my janky ass tree and we decorate it and sing together
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Today's the first day since last Tuesday that I've been able to get out of bed! Idk what kind of pox we contracted, but it's given both me and my husband a beat down.
December 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Movie you've watched more than 6 times with a gif. Hard mode: no
Stars (wars, trek) LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Let us first see peace
December 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It begs the question.
What were the recent events? 🤔
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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The amount of wasteful plastic from the dispensary is ridiculous. These don't need to be plastic. There's gotta be a better way.
December 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Out of nowhere I somehow contracted an URI. Weird, because I haven't been outside of the apartment for 2 weeks. My husband isn't sick, but I've been in a bad way for 3 days now.
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
We got a proper snow last night. Supposed to snow all day today. Photo courtesy of my beloved husband.
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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FLEA GOT A MESSAGE FOR Y'ALL YA HEAR?!

Flea jazz album?! UH LET'S FUCKING. GOOOOOO.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmyj...
Flea - A Plea (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Flea
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December 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Oh, my.
this is for when you want to look like you did in that one weird dream
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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(RACHEL walks past children playing. Her biological clock ticks. She’s thirty, almost dead.)

LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?

RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew
EXT. SMALL TOWN BUS STOP – DAY (A beautiful woman with slightly wavy brown hair steps off a bus. She’s RACHEL, a corporate lawyer from The Big Cit...
buff.ly
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I named my fists Delica and Charlotte because youre gonna take a beading. @cosmospetals.bsky.social and @foleyman.bsky.social are the only people who will understand this.
I named my fists Knit and Purl because you're gonna need stitches.
I named my fists Strummer and Jones because you're be going to be calling out for London
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I named my fists Delica and Charlotte because youre gonna take a beading. @cosmospetals.bsky.social and @foleyman.bsky.social are the only people who will understand this.
I named my fists Knit and Purl because you're gonna need stitches.
I named my fists Strummer and Jones because you're be going to be calling out for London
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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All my homies HATE The Salvation Army
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
A little respect for a young woman who, even in the midst of horrible abuse, kept the damn receipts.
www.reddit.com/r/news/s/5fB...
From the news community on Reddit: Alabama priest leaves clergy after woman alleges ‘private companionship’ beginning when she was 17
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November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
We got snow! Photo courtesy of my beloved.
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM