Paula Morgan
@squirrelygirl.bsky.social
Phiscis Phamilia, Caput Mortem. One half hillbilly and one-half punk. I can't sing, I ain't pretty, and my legs are thin.
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I have the answers if anyone's still searching.
December 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I have the answers if anyone's still searching.
Wtf is up with this deathpox virus thing? And my man is going out amongst them to get me gummies, because Ive been out for 3 days and I doth groweth cranky.
December 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Wtf is up with this deathpox virus thing? And my man is going out amongst them to get me gummies, because Ive been out for 3 days and I doth groweth cranky.
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If procrastination had a mascot, it would be Calvin defending a half-melted snowman. #CalvinandHobbes #DeepThoughts
December 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If procrastination had a mascot, it would be Calvin defending a half-melted snowman. #CalvinandHobbes #DeepThoughts
I had a joke about Lot's wife, but it's kinda salty.
I had a joke about Jesus of Nazareth, I nailed it.
I had a joke about Sodom but its gone now.
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I had a joke about Lot's wife, but it's kinda salty.
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when everyone in the christmas pageant changes their mind about my janky ass tree and we decorate it and sing together
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
when everyone in the christmas pageant changes their mind about my janky ass tree and we decorate it and sing together
Today's the first day since last Tuesday that I've been able to get out of bed! Idk what kind of pox we contracted, but it's given both me and my husband a beat down.
December 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Today's the first day since last Tuesday that I've been able to get out of bed! Idk what kind of pox we contracted, but it's given both me and my husband a beat down.
Movie you've watched more than 6 times with a gif. Hard mode: no
Stars (wars, trek) LOTR, or Marvel.
Stars (wars, trek) LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Movie you've watched more than 6 times with a gif. Hard mode: no
Stars (wars, trek) LOTR, or Marvel.
Stars (wars, trek) LOTR, or Marvel.
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Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997
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Let us first see peace
December 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Let us first see peace
It begs the question.
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It begs the question.
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The amount of wasteful plastic from the dispensary is ridiculous. These don't need to be plastic. There's gotta be a better way.
December 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The amount of wasteful plastic from the dispensary is ridiculous. These don't need to be plastic. There's gotta be a better way.
Out of nowhere I somehow contracted an URI. Weird, because I haven't been outside of the apartment for 2 weeks. My husband isn't sick, but I've been in a bad way for 3 days now.
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Out of nowhere I somehow contracted an URI. Weird, because I haven't been outside of the apartment for 2 weeks. My husband isn't sick, but I've been in a bad way for 3 days now.
We got a proper snow last night. Supposed to snow all day today. Photo courtesy of my beloved husband.
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
We got a proper snow last night. Supposed to snow all day today. Photo courtesy of my beloved husband.
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FLEA GOT A MESSAGE FOR Y'ALL YA HEAR?!
Flea jazz album?! UH LET'S FUCKING. GOOOOOO.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmyj...
Flea jazz album?! UH LET'S FUCKING. GOOOOOO.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmyj...
Flea - A Plea (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Flea
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December 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
FLEA GOT A MESSAGE FOR Y'ALL YA HEAR?!
Flea jazz album?! UH LET'S FUCKING. GOOOOOO.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmyj...
Flea jazz album?! UH LET'S FUCKING. GOOOOOO.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmyj...
Oh, my.
this is for when you want to look like you did in that one weird dream
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Oh, my.
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(RACHEL walks past children playing. Her biological clock ticks. She’s thirty, almost dead.)
LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?
RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?
RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew
EXT. SMALL TOWN BUS STOP – DAY (A beautiful woman with slightly wavy brown hair steps off a bus. She’s RACHEL, a corporate lawyer from The Big Cit...
buff.ly
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I named my fists Delica and Charlotte because youre gonna take a beading. @cosmospetals.bsky.social and @foleyman.bsky.social are the only people who will understand this.
I named my fists Knit and Purl because you're gonna need stitches.
I named my fists Strummer and Jones because you're be going to be calling out for London
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I named my fists Delica and Charlotte because youre gonna take a beading. @cosmospetals.bsky.social and @foleyman.bsky.social are the only people who will understand this.
I named my fists Delica and Charlotte because youre gonna take a beading. @cosmospetals.bsky.social and @foleyman.bsky.social are the only people who will understand this.
I named my fists Knit and Purl because you're gonna need stitches.
I named my fists Strummer and Jones because you're be going to be calling out for London
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I named my fists Delica and Charlotte because youre gonna take a beading. @cosmospetals.bsky.social and @foleyman.bsky.social are the only people who will understand this.
This just slaps.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=KFCp...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=KFCp...
Link Wray - Rumble | Live at Winterland (1974)
YouTube video by Wolfgang's Classic Rock
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December 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This just slaps.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=KFCp...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=KFCp...
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All my homies HATE The Salvation Army
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
All my homies HATE The Salvation Army
A little respect for a young woman who, even in the midst of horrible abuse, kept the damn receipts.
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November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A little respect for a young woman who, even in the midst of horrible abuse, kept the damn receipts.
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We got snow! Photo courtesy of my beloved.
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
We got snow! Photo courtesy of my beloved.