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@xerimichael.bsky.social
general ne’er do well and roustabout, I like playing and seeing live music
Happy birthday to 12/2/1995. Just one of those amazing shows where I showed up with one friend, left with another, re-connected with my now ex wife, saw a girl stand up to pee for the first time, and also had Phish FLIP MY FUCKIN LID as was their wont in the hallowed fall of ‘95.
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Happy birthday to 12/2/1995. Just one of those amazing shows where I showed up with one friend, left with another, re-connected with my now ex wife, saw a girl stand up to pee for the first time, and also had Phish FLIP MY FUCKIN LID as was their wont in the hallowed fall of ‘95.
Today I am doing some stucco repairs for an elderly woman. I have only spoken with her kids, who are paying for the project. When I got there this morning she was out on her porch and when i introduced myself the first thing she said was ‘Want a toke?’, it was so sweet, y’all.
December 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Today I am doing some stucco repairs for an elderly woman. I have only spoken with her kids, who are paying for the project. When I got there this morning she was out on her porch and when i introduced myself the first thing she said was ‘Want a toke?’, it was so sweet, y’all.
well happy fuckin bday @strayney.bsky.social! #46days
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
well happy fuckin bday @strayney.bsky.social! #46days
there are too many yelling bros at TAB
December 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
there are too many yelling bros at TAB
This pic was taken NYE in probably 1995. The guy in the right was tripping and when he lost his glasses he lost the ability to speak and we couldn’t figure out what was happening for many hours. My friend and I were rolling and this is when I realized that weed will kill an E high.
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This pic was taken NYE in probably 1995. The guy in the right was tripping and when he lost his glasses he lost the ability to speak and we couldn’t figure out what was happening for many hours. My friend and I were rolling and this is when I realized that weed will kill an E high.
Does a bear shit in the woods? Yup
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Does a bear shit in the woods? Yup
prescient
I’m about to run.
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
prescient
I wasn’t sure how late the busses ran on this post holiday day and I ripcorded an Uber 5 min before the bus came by 😭
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I wasn’t sure how late the busses ran on this post holiday day and I ripcorded an Uber 5 min before the bus came by 😭
yeah, this brewery is pretty cool
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
yeah, this brewery is pretty cool
3 busses to score the bag(1/2 oz of green crack), plus a free pre-roll/lighter combo
1 interesting convo with a guy who has a biz doing harm reduction/getting people off the streets
2 more busses
1 brewery that has an Irish Red (Differential Brewing)
0 time for the zoo but that’s ok
1 interesting convo with a guy who has a biz doing harm reduction/getting people off the streets
2 more busses
1 brewery that has an Irish Red (Differential Brewing)
0 time for the zoo but that’s ok
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
3 busses to score the bag(1/2 oz of green crack), plus a free pre-roll/lighter combo
1 interesting convo with a guy who has a biz doing harm reduction/getting people off the streets
2 more busses
1 brewery that has an Irish Red (Differential Brewing)
0 time for the zoo but that’s ok
1 interesting convo with a guy who has a biz doing harm reduction/getting people off the streets
2 more busses
1 brewery that has an Irish Red (Differential Brewing)
0 time for the zoo but that’s ok
Walked by Annapurnas, can’t believe it’s still there, looks the same. Used to be the go to joint when my ex and I would fly out of Albuquerque. #memories
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Walked by Annapurnas, can’t believe it’s still there, looks the same. Used to be the go to joint when my ex and I would fly out of Albuquerque. #memories
At a bus stop, and there is a guy tying a 4x4 onto the back of his truck and I want to know why
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
At a bus stop, and there is a guy tying a 4x4 onto the back of his truck and I want to know why
Time to kill in ABQ so fixin to see where the city bus can take me. Looking for some of that green crack, then maybe the zoo to liberate some monkeys.
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Time to kill in ABQ so fixin to see where the city bus can take me. Looking for some of that green crack, then maybe the zoo to liberate some monkeys.
Besides Phish, Dead, moe., WSMFP, SCI, or tdb, introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
Max Creek
Leftover Salmon
Huerta Culture
Tripping Daisy
Hagfish
Max Creek
Leftover Salmon
Huerta Culture
Tripping Daisy
Hagfish
Besides Phish, moe., WSMFP, SCI, or tdb, introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times.
MMW
Tool
The Flaming Lips
The Heavy Pets
Ween
MMW
Tool
The Flaming Lips
The Heavy Pets
Ween
The Big Wu
My friends Fort Frances
Brandi Carlile
My other friends’ college band
My Morning Jacket
Wilco
My friends Fort Frances
Brandi Carlile
My other friends’ college band
My Morning Jacket
Wilco
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Besides Phish, Dead, moe., WSMFP, SCI, or tdb, introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
Max Creek
Leftover Salmon
Huerta Culture
Tripping Daisy
Hagfish
Max Creek
Leftover Salmon
Huerta Culture
Tripping Daisy
Hagfish
suck it, haters
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
suck it, haters
Learning how to raise the armrests on the aisle was a liminal experience for me
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Learning how to raise the armrests on the aisle was a liminal experience for me
some of y’all have never used a squat toilet and it shows
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
some of y’all have never used a squat toilet and it shows
She is sitting across the aisle from me, and after several drinks I am having a hard time not breaking into song every time she speaks
there is a woman who sounds like the girl singing ‘All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth’ sitting across from me at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
She is sitting across the aisle from me, and after several drinks I am having a hard time not breaking into song every time she speaks
the pilot just gave me props for my shirt #dontlookbackyoucanneverlookback
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
the pilot just gave me props for my shirt #dontlookbackyoucanneverlookback
WHATS IT MADE OF
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
WHATS IT MADE OF
there is a woman who sounds like the girl singing ‘All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth’ sitting across from me at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
there is a woman who sounds like the girl singing ‘All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth’ sitting across from me at the airport
there outta be a ‘delete and send pic of junk’ option
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
there outta be a ‘delete and send pic of junk’ option