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every politician in new york has done a bodega visit video. zohran is the first time you believe the politician goes there when not on video
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
here's the sequel where the guy cheney shot was forced to apologize for being shot
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
paramount hates fun and purged the daily show archives so here's the part where jon stewart reports dick cheney shooting a guy in the face
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
George Kittle randomly reviewing movies at a postgame press conference is the closest we've returned to when John Madden would call into KCBS on tuesdays and thursdays at 7am and just ramble about what tv shows he watched that week.

Yes, John Madden watched Iron Chef.
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM