As his official assistant, I will relay this information. However, I also ask for representation due to stress incurred in cleaning up the inevitable bowel distress.

Good point. 😂

Adding this to my "Are you there Satan? It's me in perimenopause." list. 😂

Well that makes so much more sense. Very practical Mardi Gras wardrobe.

This is amazing! But I think she's dressed for the post parade extravaganza rather than the parade itself. 😂

I have a feeling the treat bags are generally reserved for the youngsters, but because when they told me they were coming off, I said "Hell yeah! Looking forward to a dinner of Laffy Taffy, Jolly Ranchers and popcorn!", they felt the need to provide.

All of the crazy color ones are hybrid Cajun breeds that I found at Harold's Plants back in the spring. They didn't bloom at all in the dead of summer, but I guess I kept them watered enough to kick back up in the fall.

I might or might not have once strategically placed a dog poop bag under a rear wiper blade during a similar encounter with a repeat offender.