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Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody

@writtennred.bsky.social

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Tending to a spoiled Corgi right now. I like to glitter things and pet dogs. V.P. of the St. Charles Streetcar Line Running Club. #NOLAtwitter

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Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 52m

He would be honored and will have his people coordinate should he make a trip out west.

Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 3h

One minute, he's dragging the chicken around the house, shaking it and hell bent on destroying it. The next, it's his pillow.

Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 8h

Gov. Huey and I send you all the love and hugs. So sorry for your loss. 😥💜🌈

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Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 1d

Says the self-proclaimed Ratchet City. 😐

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Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 1d

Since the Britney Cleo cups were such a big hit on the Gram, I went ahead and bought out Five Below. I feel like I'm assembling a bunch of army men for battle. 😂

Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 3d

Still waiting for transfers to dry but I don't care, it's 5 O'clock Somewhere.

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Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 3d

Soooo pretty!!!! I had a 55-gallon before I moved here, but there wasn't room in hub's apartment and he denied my request to replace. If he will ever go out of town without me, this may be an ask forgiveness, not permission event.

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Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 3d

His widdle nubbie wags 🥰

Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 7d

Dear Satan, it's me in perimenopause. A lot of women experience itchy ears, but not me, it's my nose. Sometimes so bad, I leave my camera off during work meetings because I don't want anyone getting the idea that I have a problem with a particular drug.

Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 8d

Which one of y'all turned the sauna back on? It's just gross outside this morning.

Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 9d

In my happy place this morning, but damn I'm ready to get these volcanoes done so I can move on to something else.

Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 9d

Three years ago I puked on the sidelines in the Dome after the Saints 5K and that was just a few sips of Gatorade. No way in hell I'd survive a Taco Bell run.

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Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 11d

Just realized the hilarious juxtaposition in the buggy.

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Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 12d

A neighbor down the street has a giant inflatable Buc-ee for every holiday. Huey will never not bark or growl at it nor attempt to pee on it.

Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 12d

You sure? Because I found this one at Five Below last week.

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Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 12d

More like the whole float itself. Gotta think grandiose.

Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 12d

Noted as I prepare to work on throws this weekend!

Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 12d

I have contemplated the cost of building a replica of the Muses rubber duck float as a bathroom addition to the house to make it even more epic.

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Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 12d

Oktoberfest was a gift from a friend but I got Sta-Puft from Just Geek. The burnt one was limited edition but they still have "untoasted". www.justgeek.com/products/off...

Ghostbusters: Stay Puft TUBBZ (Boxed Edition)

The Ghostbusters can't escape Stay Puft, although he's looking even crazier than usual. Stay Puft has had a makeover and is an officially licensed Boxed TUBBZ collectable.

www.justgeek.com

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Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 12d

Well I'm here to make your day because there's more....

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Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 12d

Got a new shower curtain for the ducky bathroom!

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Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 13d

I wanted something rubber duck related, but it was really difficult to shorten it to something that couldn't be interpreted as dick.

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Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 15d

I only keep it because I need it for work and a few select Krewe things. I keep all tagging settings locked down and only accept new friends for those Krewe things. Other than that, zero interaction.

Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 15d

Yep. Big brand new parking lot with designated spaces. Also worth noting - the door is on the railroad tracks side, the street-side door goes into the bank.

Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 15d

I've been going to Camenzuli for nearly 10 years. I think I've had one hygienist change because she had to relocate because of a spouse job. They're all super thorough and so friendly. They just moved to a new location on Tchoup near F&Ms and it's really nice.

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