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Susie M
@wrathofgodherself.bsky.social
Mammal. Actor, writer, editor, reader, sister, comedy scene survivor, older than you think. Virtual collector and junk-fiend. Dispenser of small ephemeral offerings against the prevailing horror.
gold-medal prize-winning 'Stout BARMY'
it 'gives you blood' (or rather, puts iron in you)
Bearksin helmet not supplied.
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The kitchen cabinet of your dreams. ONLY 7 GUINEAS!
Wife/cook/sullen housekeeper, not supplied.
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If you are enthralled/horrified by the Russian-isation and corruption of politics worldwide, if 'kopromat' means anything to you, if you love thrillers, I must point you at this excellent novel by @oliharris.bsky.social - www.amazon.co.uk/Shame-Archiv...
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Little chocolate bar man from Poland
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
All your modern sewing equipment, if modern equated to maybe 50 years ago
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Austerity measures this year.
Only boys, & only at The Boys' Shop.
Start your queueing now.
You Have Been Warned.
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
i don't read/speak german and thus know not what this doggy message means, but I like his over-the-spectacles severity under the red fez-like smoking hat
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
-Where are the snows of yesteryear, eh, eh Frankie?
-Dunno mate, dunno. Health and Safety?
-Diabolical flippin' liberty.
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Depiction of the experience of having a fragrant garden shimmering around you, as you walk to and fro upon on the earth, magic in a bottle
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
A smart hat shop on the Avenue de la Victoire, Nice.
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Good morning. Would you like some Castoria? What?
NO! DO NOT DRINK IT - it's for cleaning suede shoes.
Remember to don an apron to protect your gingham frocking.
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM
It's bloody freezing. I'm going outside for soup-makings. I may be some time.
November 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Time for the YETI to come out to play.
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Ae you absolutely sure you want a mobylette in this colour? Mandarin, peach, apricot, granny's 80's blusher, fleshy porcelain doll pink?
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 AM
The wishy-washy colourful life of a Gull.
Look at his bloody beak. Red in tooth and claw.
He likes herring. He will steal your chips.
Go away now, Gull.
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Donald, is it GAH-la, or GaLAH?
Oh, no, a GaLAH is a kind of parrot, dear
Or is it GAY-la?
Well, that's not correct..
In any case, here we are, having a rather dull time.
Yes, but it's for charity.
I see. A charity soirée for old GaLAHs
Moira DO stop comPLAINing. And tuck yourself back in, dear!
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Spring hats - so called because they contain a spring inside their folds and sometimes, with a bound, they leap free..
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Alaska, Greenland, Lapp-land
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Somewhere, some time, someone's skiing, in special ski-garments.

(spoiler alert: it's not me)
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Happy 'It's A Day Late' Roses for you, @mariephillips.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM