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@woy.lol
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Often unserious and really just here for a good time. Herald of Galactus.
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Woy @woy.lol · Sep 19
same
Moo Deng, the incredible baby hippo, is looking into the camera slightly blurry while screaming.
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I’ve had bourbon so I am favoriting all your shit
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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My dream is to be honored by the Brimley/Cocoon line
brimleyline.bsky.social Brimley/Cocoon Line @brimleyline.bsky.social · 2d
Born March 27, 1975, Stacy Ann Ferguson is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats, Fergie -- you've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line. It's time to be a big girl now.
Fergie, probably in the 90s Fergie in 2025
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Sorry, I didn’t get to any Christmas posts earlier. Here’s one.
Ovopositor Santa, making your season bright.
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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These people couldn’t find their own ass with both hands
jbendery.bsky.social Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 2d
The Justice Department has begun making *some* of its Epstein files publicly available -- not all, despite being required by law to do so today -- and its searchable database is a bust:
December 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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ELOLise Stefanik
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Officer thinking
December 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Once you’re over 40 you can fall asleep literally anywhere except for in your bed at night
December 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.

Holy. Shit.

www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
Were there moments that you missed? Anything that happened that’s on the cutting room floor? I don’t think there’s anything I missed that I wish I’d gotten. I’ll give you a little anecdote: Stephen Miller was perhaps the most concerned about the portrait session. He asked me, “Should I smile or not smile?” and I said, “How would you want to be portrayed?” We agreed that we would do a bit of both. And then when we were finished, he comes up to me to shake my hand and say goodbye. And he says to me, “You know, you have a lot of power in the discretion you use to be kind to people.” And I looked at him and I said, “You know, you do, too.”
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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An older woman that looks like she's in a hostage video, but is actually the Chief of Staff for the White House.
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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New favorite sticker
A photo of a sticker depicting a dumpster fire with text over it: THiS LITTLE LiGHT OF MINE I'M GOING TO LET IT SHiNE
December 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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This is the exact lighting they use for the pic to accompany a profile of a professor who got suspended because he kept using slurs in class as a supposed intellectual provocation.
notdred.bsky.social Ed @notdred.bsky.social · Sep 10
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
A bear in the wild, smiling and posing coyly
December 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on ship, or the D if you nasty. Captain Picard stares vacantly. "Someone grabbed me from behind."
December 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Bourbon
December 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Werner you lunatic
An image of an old man smiling proudly at his animatronic musical beavers.
December 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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there are not enough hotdog gifs in the world
December 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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"there's a new serif in town"
phillewis.bsky.social Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 12d
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Altman is so fucking insufferable
3 JAY PETERS 26 MINUTES AGO Sam Altman, on Jimmy Fallon: "I cannot imagine having gone through figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT," he said. While he does acknowledge that "clearly, people did it for a long time," he says that he has "relied on it so much." Most of the interview was pretty boring, but the parents in The Verge's Slack have been talking a lot about that.
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I’ve not enjoyed a technological failure so much in ages
jjvincent.bsky.social James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 14d
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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DS9 scene. We're in close on Garak, a simple tailor. His face sort of looks like it's hovering in black space but I think he's just in a very dark place, but like a closet or dark room, not emotionally. Garak is a Carassian, with grey skin and boney ridges that run up along the nose and circle like a spoon on his forehead. Also has ridges that snake from the right and left hairline down around the eye and to the cheekbone. Basically he's got a topographical mountain range across his face. Back to the screenshot--so he's in a dark room and he's making a face that's like if you hated spiders and all of a sudden saw a big spider sitting next to you. Closed caption reads, "But I'm afraid your pants won't be ready tomorrow after all.
December 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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I watch a disturbing amount of Nate the Hoof Guy videos.
December 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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king władysław III: hrrrrrngh pope i'm trying to protect vienna but i'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the ottoman army
nfornihilism.net radical lisa loebotomy @nfornihilism.net · Feb 2
some of those old suits of plate armour made for kings and emperors had some real child-bearing hips yknow what i'm saying like that culet was protecting a real juicy dumper
"the lower section of this armour is the hoguine" says this image from wikipedia - yeah i'd say the lower armour is hog-ine mf just look at those cheeks clap
February 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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save him
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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so much cocaine
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16d
The CEO of Palantir.
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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whelp
Your listening age 87 Since you were into music from the Early 60s. There's history in your headphones. Club Serotonin Your club thrives on good vibes. Members insist on natural lighting.
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM