Wolfram Alpha Male
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JILL SAULNIER FIGHTING AGAIN
January 8, 2026 at 2:10 AM
JILL SAULNIER FIGHTING AGAIN
tried to rebase and got TWELVE merge conflicts. what the fuck are my coworkers doing
January 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
tried to rebase and got TWELVE merge conflicts. what the fuck are my coworkers doing
HOW many years??
DONE DEAL FOR DVO. 📃✍️
We have agreed to terms with forward Christian Dvorak on a five-year contract extension worth an average annual value of $5.15M. https://www.nhl.com/flyers/news/flyers-agree-to-terms-with-center-christian-dvorak-on-a-five-year-contract-extension
We have agreed to terms with forward Christian Dvorak on a five-year contract extension worth an average annual value of $5.15M. https://www.nhl.com/flyers/news/flyers-agree-to-terms-with-center-christian-dvorak-on-a-five-year-contract-extension
Flyers agree to terms with center Christian Dvorak on a five-year contract extension
The Philadelphia Flyers announced today that the club has agreed to terms with forward Christian Dvorak on a five-year contract extension worth an average annual value of $5.15M, according to General Manager Daniel Briere.
"We're very happy to have Christian be a part of the Philadelphia Flyers for the foreseeable
www.nhl.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:43 AM
HOW many years??
slept weird and woke up with an angry neck muscle. this is horseshit I'm nowhere near 40
January 5, 2026 at 2:13 PM
slept weird and woke up with an angry neck muscle. this is horseshit I'm nowhere near 40
caught Specs Cat doing this this morning but he got self conscious and left as soon as I pulled out The Rectangle to record him
me: FML I cannot fall asleep
socks cat: would it help if I gallomphed around chasing my own tail in the bathtub
socks cat: would it help if I gallomphed around chasing my own tail in the bathtub
January 2, 2026 at 2:14 PM
caught Specs Cat doing this this morning but he got self conscious and left as soon as I pulled out The Rectangle to record him
backhanded compliment, but 'you look like some sort of female Terminator' from someone seeing me sleeveless in the spring for the first time
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
January 1, 2026 at 8:09 PM
backhanded compliment, but 'you look like some sort of female Terminator' from someone seeing me sleeveless in the spring for the first time
starting out 2026 with internecine cat drama, as Hashem intended
January 1, 2026 at 5:36 AM
starting out 2026 with internecine cat drama, as Hashem intended
I see (hear) that it is fireworks o'clock already
January 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I see (hear) that it is fireworks o'clock already
first shot of the game at 6:04. chat is this good
January 1, 2026 at 2:46 AM
first shot of the game at 6:04. chat is this good
good morning everyone I am too old to stay up for Flyers After Dark
December 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
good morning everyone I am too old to stay up for Flyers After Dark
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THE IDEAL EAGLES WIN: UGLY, WITH EVERYONE MAD
December 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
THE IDEAL EAGLES WIN: UGLY, WITH EVERYONE MAD
go birds!!!
December 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
go birds!!!
jalyx hunt Big Red legend
December 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
jalyx hunt Big Red legend
FML Brandin Cooks is younger then me
fucking Brandin Cooks is a thousand years old how is he still doing this
December 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
FML Brandin Cooks is younger then me
fucking Brandin Cooks is a thousand years old how is he still doing this
December 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
fucking Brandin Cooks is a thousand years old how is he still doing this
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Political and social trends and factors may not be exactly in my control, but with what agency I have, I intend to be Jewish in the diaspora for as long as I possibly can bc it is the only way of being Jewish that I've known.
December 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Political and social trends and factors may not be exactly in my control, but with what agency I have, I intend to be Jewish in the diaspora for as long as I possibly can bc it is the only way of being Jewish that I've known.
family shenanigans thread
father, to Grandma's cat: we're going to put the 'fancy' into 'feast'
father, to Grandma's cat: we're going to put the 'fancy' into 'feast'
December 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
family shenanigans thread
father, to Grandma's cat: we're going to put the 'fancy' into 'feast'
father, to Grandma's cat: we're going to put the 'fancy' into 'feast'
there should be a type of train that takes me directly from where I am to where I want to be
December 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
there should be a type of train that takes me directly from where I am to where I want to be
someone lined up to board this flight has an extremely fluffy white dog and I hope this is not the yappy horror I heard earlier
December 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
someone lined up to board this flight has an extremely fluffy white dog and I hope this is not the yappy horror I heard earlier
someone in this terminal has the loudest yappy dog that has ever existed and I don't understand how something smaller than my cat can be so obnoxious
December 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
someone in this terminal has the loudest yappy dog that has ever existed and I don't understand how something smaller than my cat can be so obnoxious
overheard at BOS: Oh my gahd, I found a tequila bah! Do they serve food?
December 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
overheard at BOS: Oh my gahd, I found a tequila bah! Do they serve food?
today I go to the fourth circle of hell (LAX (the ninth is Dulles))
December 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
today I go to the fourth circle of hell (LAX (the ninth is Dulles))
Socks Cat has full greebles. charging around to every corner and warbling
December 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Socks Cat has full greebles. charging around to every corner and warbling